Formula One Wags #82

[Minttu]

And this is what happens to leather mats that behave badly. They turn into scraps!

I'll not be posting any more leather mats (or scraps), until next time it is a topic

and yes i know my workbench is a mess, and yes, that is a poop bag for dogs laying there

 

[comprehensiveg]

At this point the Shining twins are profiting off the good faith of the drivers/team principals because I can’t believe that they are funding their travels around the world just to take selfies.

 

[aac_124]

Miami

 

[kubnikol]

ok i kinda love this schedule i'm done with deep cleaning of my apartment, lasagna done and i can have a nap with my son and in the afternoon we have a grill party and i will be home for FP3 and quali my life is interesting and balanced for once

 

[Rayne]

I don’t like the vibe the twins give off at all turning up at their hotels I think is wrong, track entrance/exit okay but they should feel safe in their hotels before and after work, not only that but the girls are sneaky they record the interactions and the drivers know this and that’s why they always stop for them coz they would rather quickly put up with them, than a bad/moody video going about

I also think some of the teams do absolutely nothing to try and maintain privacy, like Mclaren publicised the chain of hotel, and then in the actual hotel they put photo coverings all over the lift entrances with Daniel and Lando on. Really bizarre, they clearly had some free hotel deal for the whole team in exchange for publicity but it does nothing soft the safety of drivers. I imagine they have a whole floor closed off of the hotel with security but these twins are getting more unhinged by the day so it’s a matter of time until they try going upstairs somewhere

 

[aidil]

Also James is Port Cop approved. I don’t know how to feel.
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That could literally be the name of any driver (particularly Yuki)

I saw the full pic of Yuki with the football players earlier and it killed me even more

 

[Minttu]

Norwegian commentators: "oh wow, there are mermaids here. And they have real water.."

 

[StephenTJackson]

These two need to stop comparing the sizes of their body parts, I’m afraid they’re gonna take it even further and give the PR team a heart attack

They've definitely got their dicks out for each other and measured.

 

[iona.a.smith]

For those of you who haven’t watched the Ferrari video yet, if you want to get real drunk I suggest you play a game a take a shot every time Carlos says “the wall”

 

[Sc1909]

I love how Andreas just sign their hats with "Andreas", no fancy signature just a simple "Andreas"
But tbh they really annoy me, i understand that you can be a fan of someone and want to meet them and have a signature, that's ok. But to do it with every driver, every day, sometimes more than once a day, on every track you go, stalking them to talk to them even when they don't look like they had time for this, this is really weird.

Exactly this. It’s not cute, it’s obsessive stalking behaviour. They need stopped. It’s cringey and I have so much second hand embarrassment just seeing it

 

[kubnikol]

Kym picture of Daniel and Heidi . Not Daniel and fans he is still cute

 

[aidil]

Bedtimeeeeeee! Sweet Pierre dreams tome LOVR YOU ALO XOXOXOXOX

 

[Rayne]

WHO HAD SEB WEARING HIS BOXERS OVER HIS OVERALLS ON THEIR BINGO CARD?

 

[aac_124]

Ok SO turns out I have not got very much mixer left sooooooo this could maybe get slightlyyyyy messy

 

[imolathesecond]

He really is Italiano 🤌

Did someone say Italiano?

 

[kubnikol]

Gone for 3 hours 20 pages

 

[iona.a.smith]

Skincare: done (not quite to JenJen standards but a girl can try)
Tea: made
Chocolate: acquired
In: bed
FP2 Tattle I’m ready for you

 

[Blablabla29]

You are such a lazy drunk fuck tonight miss

It's from Lady Marmalade (we can put in on a playlist )
The only thing I know in French(which shall be enough for Pierre) Do you want to sleep with me tonight?

I feel like this is the only sentence most of people know in French. Every time i met someone who is not french this is litterally the first thing they said. And it is always really akward

 

[aidil]

I AM SICK OF JAMES CORDEN. JUST FUCK OFF AND STOP RUINING EVERYTHING Ted is here to soothe my stress though!

Welcome back @Minttu! This is amazing news about the house, keep us updated!

So I’m about half an hour then?? God can’t wait for FP2 to start and we can get your commentary

Oh god I dread to think what state I’ll be in by the time FP2 starts, this is going to be beautiful

 

[comprehensiveg]

I see those twins everywhere now