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Formula One Wags #78
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And then Lurkee told us a great story about someone from her work who sprayed glitter on their vag before a smear test so we also discussed disco vags for a bitBasically @monza said lui looked liked jasmin and I being slightly tipsy said “lui girl get your carpet out” and then I came to the conclusion that lui girl being hair less has a “leather mat” and either Iona or aidil said something about shake and vac and that’s it really
Randomly thought about this half way through today and couldn’t explain why I was laughing to myself!And then Lurkee told us a great story about someone from her work who sprayed glitter on their vag before a smear test so we also discussed disco vags for a bit
Yes and thatAnd then Lurkee told us a great story about someone from her work who sprayed glitter on their vag before a smear test so we also discussed disco vags for a bit
stayyinggg aliveeeand I added conga to the end of every sentence whilst doing the conga on my own
I think @aidil brought up Shake n Vac and then I lost it cause literally like a hour earlier I had used it when I was hoovering my room. Like it was still smelling like lemons as this whole conversation was ongoingBasically @monza said lui looked liked jasmin and I being slightly tipsy said “lui girl get your carpet out” and then I came to the conclusion that lui girl being hair less has a “leather mat” and either Iona or aidil said something about shake and vac and that’s it really
Happy new thread hopefully 80% of you will have a “life” tmrw another night and I’m sitting in my bed crying from laughing instead of sleeping 
hopefully dark circles are trendy for MET Monday
hopefully 80% of you will have a “life” tmrw another night and I’m sitting in my bed crying from laughing instead of sleeping hopefully dark circles are trendy for MET Monday 
No carpet but what about a rug?That was quick! (take how you please)
Not quite less than 12 hours but still
Miami Rawe Ceek starts tomorrow. Be prepared for several threads by this time next week (when we will only actually be halfway through the bloody race). This is going to be a tit show made better by our ability to take the piss out of everything. But please, no more carpet chat.
Welcome to #78 nosey witches!!
Basically @monza said lui looked liked jasmin and I being slightly tipsy said “lui girl get your carpet out” and then I came to the conclusion that lui girl being hair less has a “leather mat” and either Iona or aidil said something about shake and vac and that’s it really
Ah yes haha! I was here for the leather mat and glitter vag fiasco lol. What a conversation that was. I just missed the shake and vac part (also had to look up what that was ngl haha, don't think we have that here). Great summary @aac_124 thank you hahaAnd then Lurkee told us a great story about someone from her work who sprayed glitter on their vag before a smear test so we also discussed disco vags for a bit
I’m glad you added “when I was hovering my room” to that sentenceI think @aidil brought up Shake n Vac and then I lost it cause literally like a hour earlier I had used it when I was hoovering my room. Like it was still smelling like lemons as this whole conversation was ongoing
Law Roach is an icon, the vintage Dior he put Bella Hadid in the other day is from his personal archive
No carpet but what about a rug?
Lurkee politely duck off. Love youNo carpet but what about a rug?
Either hoovering is a really Scottish word and I didn’t know that, or I’m just really stating the obviousI’m glad you added “when I was hovering my room” to that sentence
That's no way to talk to your Tattle MammyLurkee politely duck off. Love you
Either hoovering is a really Scottish word and I didn’t know that, or I’m just really stating the obvious
LMAOO amazing
I see why I was so confused despite being here for this convo. I don't think this was ever a thing in N. America lol. Clearly we missed out.
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