Formula 1 Wags #83

[maisie20]

The photo of him holding hands with Heidi was the first time he’s ever done that with anyone! How brave!

Maybe soon he’ll be brave enough to kiss her!?

 

[StephenTJackson]

And they’re all going to helicopter their dicks on the podium and Lewis will join in to show off his Prince Albert piercing and suddenly there will be peace on earth

And I will never recover from the sight.

 

[iona.a.smith]

And they’re all going to helicopter their dicks on the podium and Lewis will join in to show off his Prince Albert piercing and suddenly there will be peace on earth

It’s not even past the watershed time yet Maisie…at least wait til 9pm

 

[maisie20]

And I will never recover from the sight.

You’ll collapse from shock but you will recover

 

[imolathesecond]

I wasn’t watching F1 last year

I’m a new DTS fan

Oh here’s a brief recap:
- Sochi. Let’s not.
- Turkey - Daniel engine penalty
- Mexico - Lando engine penalty, Daniel first lap inchidente with Bottas
- Brazil - first lap inchidente Lando-Carlos with a tyre puncture for Lando, Daniel technical DNF
- Qatar - puncture for Lando, Daniel didn’t have enough fuel and was saving all race long
- Saudi - Lando fucked by the red flag

Sorry for any tears this may have caused, fellow McLaren fans.

 

[kubnikol]

Oh here’s a brief recap:
- Sochi. Let’s not.
- Mexico - Lando engine penalty, Daniel first lap inchidente with Bottas
- Brazil - first lap inchidente Lando-Carlos with a tyre puncture for Lando, Daniel technical DNF
- Qatar - puncture for Lando, Daniel didn’t have enough fuel and was saving all race long
- Saudi - Lando fucked by the red flag

Sorry for any tears this may have caused, fellow McLaren fans.

yup not helping

 

[iona.a.smith]

Oh here’s a brief recap:
- Sochi. Let’s not.
- Mexico - Lando engine penalty, Daniel first lap inchidente with Bottas
- Brazil - first lap inchidente Lando-Carlos with a tyre puncture for Lando, Daniel technical DNF
- Qatar - puncture for Lando, Daniel didn’t have enough fuel and was saving all race long
- Saudi - Lando fucked by the red flag

Sorry for any tears this may have caused, fellow McLaren fans.

Crying now thanks. The rest I can kinda get over because they were technical faults etc (and cases where not as much was at stake) but I will NEVER get over Sochi.

 

[imolathesecond]

yup not helping

Getting all the bad energy out before the McLaren front row lockout in an hour, obviously

 

[maisie20]

Oh here’s a brief recap:
- Sochi. Let’s not.
- Mexico - Lando engine penalty, Daniel first lap inchidente with Bottas
- Brazil - first lap inchidente Lando-Carlos with a tyre puncture for Lando, Daniel technical DNF
- Qatar - puncture for Lando, Daniel didn’t have enough fuel and was saving all race long
- Saudi - Lando fucked by the red flag

Sorry for any tears this may have caused, fellow McLaren fans.

Thanks for the run down I heard all about Sochi that must have been so painful to watch

It’s not even past the watershed time yet Maisie…at least wait til 9pm

It’s 9pm in Central Europe it’s okay

 

[kubnikol]

Getting all the bad energy out before the McLaren front row lockout in an hour, obviously

 

[imolathesecond]

Thanks for the run down I heard al about Sochi that must have been so painful to watch

it was, i cried my little heart out

 

[aidil]

I went to make my dinner for 30 mins and return to helicopter dicks. You guys never fail to impress me

 

[iona.a.smith]

it was, i cried my little heart out

I still cry about it…DTS episode where it was covered being about the egg didn’t help either

 

[imolathesecond]

The patched sections of the track are so embarrassing, this is the second day on track ffs how did they mess up building the track so badly, not to mention how catastrophic that is for the already super low grip…

 

[maisie20]

This race is inspiring my to go racing in my Nissan Tiida

Caitlin Jenner call me

 

[monza]

How do we think THOSE Daniel stans are going to turn him messing up the practice start into Lando’s fault? And how are they going to question Tom’s capabilities this time? Eye rolling in advance.

It's Heidi's fault obviously

 

[iona.a.smith]

I went to make my dinner for 30 mins and return to helicopter dicks. You guys never fail to impress me

I mean yesterday I went for a shower and came back to you having an affair with Ted Kravitz sooooo

 

[maisie20]

I went to make my dinner for 30 mins and return to helicopter dicks. You guys never fail to impress me

You’re welcome hun x

 

[imolathesecond]

Everything is gonna go right. Lando's gonna get his first win, Daniel is gonna be second. And Pierre is gonna be third. And him and Lando are gonna kiss and hug as new besties on the podium to show they are friends now.

Got it, Pierre and Lando being besties, smooching and huggin, with Daniel being a jealous teammate. Just another day in Formula 1 these days.

 

[Blablabla29]

yup not helping

You forgot the slow puncture for Lando in Abu Dhabi . But yes the second half of 2021 was painful for every McLaren fans