Formula 1 Wags #51

[aac_124]

I HAD A SEX DREAM ABOUT TOTO AND IT WAS FUCKING GREAT (LITERALLY)

Welcome to dark side futtrit

 

[aac_124]

@Futtrit if you can’t beat them, join them
*them being us… don’t want to leave myself out here

PORT COP

@Futtrit favourite pictures

#bringbackthemullet

 

[vaneln]

Poor verstappens manager lives above him too

Mad Kelly coming soon his door

 

[monza]

Oh oh drama incomming ?
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Oh gosh, is he gonna make a... statement

He’s deliberately doing it on Wednesday so when testing starts on Thursday, with Pietro, TV commentators and media will only talk about him

He want attention!!,!1,!!!!1

 

[Futtrit]

As @iona.a.smith vry nicly pntd out i ws wrng im nw rdy
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That's lovely, so understated!


I found one mnz will love....

 

[iona.a.smith]

Ha believe me when I tell you I’ve been reading for about 25 threads

Same tbh…I went and reread the ones I missed from before I was a lurker when I started lurking just so I could understand some of the references being made and now I make the lists so other people don’t need to go through that. Also realised that we have pretty mouth covered more threads in off season than we did the whole of last season. And some people said winter break was going to be boring. But god knows what this season will be like once there are actual races to watch

 

[stevieelanee]

He's gone, everybody!

I do kind of feel bad for him under the circumstances but at the same time I need to remind myself that he didn't get a point last season and he was there because of his father's sponsorship

 

[iona.a.smith]

You all know what time it is

 

[Blablabla29]

He’s deliberately doing it on Wednesday so when testing starts on Thursday with Pietro TV commentators and media will only talk about him

Well if it starts for haas... At this point it should be a joke for whatever superior force that exists .

 

[kubnikol]

So confirmation just from Miss Cinnamon then?


That is probably my fault...your welcome

I'm just laughing. I read about 10 pages and i have tears in my eyes i love it here

 

[monza]

Mines are pretty obvious

Monaco Flower shop: Max and Lando, then Daniel and Bottas with Alex (cause they are Monaco residents ) in McLaren



Then team Pornić: Max, Lando, Daniel, Carlos and Fernando in Haas/all wild everything



Lawrence of my Labia (Zak): Lando, Daniel, Carlos, Checo and Fernando in McLaren ofc (couldn't combine Lewis to fit in this under $100M)



COME AT ME MR. HORNER I'LL WIN CONSTRUCTORS BEFORE YOU

 

[imola]

big smooches to everyone who puts charles in a mclaren, that's sexy

 

[imola]

Well well i think Luisa just landed her first internacional brand

Just had a look at them and not to be that person but this may have very well been a job she got thanks to being Lando‘a girlfriend since they follow Lando and Lewis either way, good for her

 

[JustPeachy!]

What did we think of ‘Duel’? Thought it was quite well balanced as someone who is impartial (although I stan Maxiel forever, I love Lewis too). Toto looked amazing! Hearing the team radios to Masi again I can’t quite believe they were allowed

Honestly… I got a bit bored everyone basically said that even though max deserved it, it was fixed by massi & Lewis should have won, the most interesting part was them all talking about massi and his friendships with JW from red bull which I didn’t know they were that close. Even though D2S is dramatically enhanced I think I’m gonna MUCH prefer that

 

[buttercupblossom]

Just saw this linked on Twitter https://instagram.com/howtobeawagf1?utm_medium=copy_link
If they’re referring to who I think they’re referring to now is really not the time and she is an

Don't they get bored? Is it their only hobby?
I'm asking seriously, I could understand one account to get out all their frustrations about their crush driver having a girlfriend because they're 16, but it's very worrying that they're starting account after account to degrade all these girls because of who their boyfriends are.

 

[90sgirl]

ok but what's the occasion or in kimi's words: FOR WHAT?!

They’ve got to fight those break up rumours that came about a couple of days ago how long was she gone?

 

[iona.a.smith]

He’s such a teenage boy I want to cry just thinking about that sleep pattern

The whole thing screams living away from home for the first time. Except it isn’t his first time.

 

[lni33]

* insert clip of Blake - as if you’re still going, bro the jokes over *

 

[monza]

I remember the times when @Futtrit sent bonk bats for thirsting over someone
And now that doesn't even make sense cause it would be every second post

Whoops

 

[imola]

Someone please slap me because I’ve been living under a rock this entire time. Was anyone gonna tell me that Flavio Briatore has a daughter with Heidi Klum? I mean I knew she has children and the oldest of which is now a model herself, I just didn’t know her daughters dad was Flavio