Formula 1 Wags #142 Maxed Out in Monza

[MissF1]

Nahhh no chance. Isn't that Vinny from Jersey Shore?


The Indycar drivers are so sassy

Yes it is. When I was first introduced to port cop by this forum I thought he looked so familiar. And then I eventually came across something with Vinny and knew immediately that’s who I was thinking of

and yes, Indy drivers are petty queens.

Port Cop from Ali Express you mean

Which one, Michael or Vinny??

 

[Sebs Scooter]

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[kubnikol]

No you're not Im just not putting it on my coffee
I think it's more the WHAT it actually is that it making people disgusted by it
I'm usually not doing broth for breakfast, but I will have it for lunch and dinner

Yeah that coffee part is i love broth . When I’m sick i only eat that i think how are you feeling ?

 

[Ultimate Lurkee]

Don't you become soft now lurkee the ugly bag is the ugly bag no matter what Lando and her did

I tried Mnz, but yes, you're right it's fucking awful

 

[spielberg]

Back to college ready

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now that is amazing and a great investment


also, congrats @Blablabla29

 

[Ultimate Lurkee]

I can’t work if this is something with red bull as well or if they just used someone sponsored by red bull?

 

[Pole er bear]

Ok, I never thought I'd say this but if these DMS are real (I hope they are not)
it's better than McDonald thing

@Pole er bear new theory for breakup reasons: these DM's if real (but I cannot stress enough how much I want them to be fake)

Landooooo, you are reading too many tumblr fanfics!!!!

OGs would never

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Nahhh I do t think he is that bad on messages.
Or if so these were from before Randi and would co firm guys dont just get caught on the first try

 

[monza]

Are we throwing foot fetish into the kink mix now as well? Could he be any more basic??

Are you joking?

We know he has it since he started streaming

 

[Ultimate Lurkee]

This looks like a promo poster for a trashy reality hook up show. That I 100% would watch.

 

[scvlet]

Is it just me or does Max not look like Max here? He looks so filter I didn't recognise him!
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yeah he does look weird! inverted maybe?

 

[spielberg]

does lando still have that social media manager that does all his stories and posts?
the one he praised during monaco 21 because social media messes with his mental health?

 

[Ultimate Lurkee]

Are you joking?

We know he has it since he started streaming

I must have deleted that from my memory

 

[Minttu]

Of course. I have AAA to all teams (except Red Bull) to plant vibrating dildos in all drivers at appropriate (or inappropriate) moments.

This explains so much

You're doing it for research (for your book), right?

 

[Rsmv01]

Oh wait here's the screenrecording video. I guess this is photoshoppable too? I can't explain it but I think i'd know how to fabricate this to make it look like I was talking to Lando with the verified tick by just talking to a random account with the same profile picture as Lando and adding the verified tick in an editing program later... It also takes a second to load when she clicks Lando's name, I guess it's easy to replace the random account that pops up with Lando's official account in editing. Or am I reaching because I really don't want this to be real? Lol




Edit: Yeah scrolling through the messages it just doesn't seem like Lando, too many messages lmao he's a busy man. Some of the messages:
''Good morning Justine!''
''Carlando lives off (??) forever''

The video quality is so bad i can't read half of it

i dont have an iphone but i think the bar below doesnt have those icons?!

 

[Ultimate Lurkee]

Dear Brt if you can't stand him that much you have to fight through insta stories all the time, you can redirect him to literally any of us
It's not that much effort

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[monza]

Lando being a potential slag in Italy

Is this about last year or this week?

 

[aac_124]

That is hilarious!
Its a 100% immediate no

Ahhh ok I’m so confused