Fopperholic Nikki Ryan #117 #213 Sponge fopps square t!ts

[neverbeeninfluenced]

Ran here.

 

[ChubClubThug]

Calm the fuck down Henry Ford she chats an incredible amount of shit. Embarrassing 🫠

 

[Snarkypants]

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Her eyelids look like they've been grafted from Chris' right ballsack

 

[Jemi85]

No I didn’t exercise. I did a 12.5hr unpaid shift as a 3rd year student nurse at the age of 39, and I’ll qualify into an amazing career in under 3 months 🫠

 

[MrsM79]

I didn’t exercise yesterday coach Nikki but I did spend 10 hours in the hospital looking after people with cancer! You know like a real job!!!!

 

[honey&lemon]

No but genuinely what have they done to her eyes.

I took this screenshot today. And then put the ruler over it. Look how uneven they are. I never noticed that with her eyes before the surgery. Her mouth was always wonky but now the eyes too.

 

[JJusa69]

I've never known anyone to be so fixated on their appearance.
She must be desperately unhappy with herself.
Hates her face, hates her teeth, hates her body.
Hates her husband and children too

 

[Mancnet]

Someone has commented that it’s like an advert from the apprentice and she’s said thanks! not a compliment prikki!!

 

[ChubClubThug]

I'm so glad prikki gave up being a fat club leader to make quality instagram content

 

[ChubClubThug]

Haggered!!! Her eyes looks like she’s put false lashes on wrong

And slept in them. She looks like the battered doll you find at the bottom of the toy bin. One where the hair is fooked and has an eye rolling back in the socket

 

[lexiloo]

"I worked in the motor industry so appreciate a big safe car" oh do fuck off fopps you sat at a desk at Enterprise or we buy any car and pointed customers in the direction they needed to be. What a massive bell end she is, never known anyone so self important over such crappy credentials

 

[ChubClubThug]

I find all this hilarious coming from the woman who can't even cope with her own kids, who has childcare on tap and overnight stays whenever she likes!!

See how fucking keen you are FOPPERBOLLOX working full time with two kids with NO HELP! To run to the gym or go to an exercise class when you've got a job, pets, cleaning to do, shopping, relatives to look after, hobbies, social life, kids hobbies!!

She's an indulged spoiled brat who needs to get in the real world!! Patronising cow as per usual

 

[Dontmissmuch]

Aside from it being chavvy and grotty after, it's a fine way to end up seriously injured in the event of an air bag deployment.

Fucking idiot woman.

The injuries from sitting like that if the crashed are horrific.. she'd need more than lipo to sort them!!
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Spends thousands on surgeries, treatments, trainers , clothes, weekends away...etc yet makes a reel whinging about the cost of fruit for her precious miracles... God she's a c*nt

 

[Pinklady567]

When you forget to add the slimming filter That’s the real Nikki right there!!

 

[lexiloo]

"The clothes are size 8-10 and shoes 6. Even if that’s not your size you can give them to someone else or donate them. Whatever you like" oh yes because people love to enter competitions to give the prize away She's beyond desperate at this point, tragic bitch.

 

[Salmonshirt]

Her weight crept up nearly a stone but she still says she has maintained her 3 stone weight loss in 3 years? Which one is it?

 

[Dontmissmuch]

Ran here.

OMG it's like the pot noodle ad

 

[Dummyfingers]

Nikki to Nikki: “It’s time someone started thinking of me”. The irony!!

 

[Bluesky]

She’s looks like a pantomime cow in this

 

[Jemi85]

A whole 18 comments on that housework reel which include 2 from her mum and 1 from Chris

Seriously - is there actually something wrong with Mad Mazza?