Fopperholic #97 Tattle is factual and her face isn't natural

[Lalalalaaaaaa85]

Petite chode will be dressed in linen, white or beige.Squintson and Faverson will be dressed in oversized whatever, Mad Mazza will wear a fasinator, probably a long dress , Fopps will be dressed as a bride, calling it now

Soon as she said Grecian I pictured cream toga like dress so I bet you’re not wrong with her going dressed as a bride. I really really hope she’s that tasteless! Will make for excellent viewing honestly I’m happy to make it my Christmas AND birthday present for her to turn up in a completely Inappropriate dress

 

[Newmumontheblock]

Soon as she said Grecian I pictured cream toga like dress so I bet you’re not wrong with her going dressed as a bride. I really really hope she’s that tasteless! Will make for excellent viewing honestly I’m happy to make it my Christmas AND birthday present for her to turn up in a completely Inappropriate dress

Got to feel sorry for the Bride though when that happens.

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

IF she cared for Carly she would NOT consider ANY of the following colours:-
-white
-cream or neutral shades
-the colours chosen for the bridesmaids

 

[swipeupqueen]

Fopps first world problems.....what new range rover to get

Couldn't pay me to have a range!!

I have a 4x4 that also costs £100 to fill but is paid outright and not on tick, however.....I'm walking the school run twice a day to save diesel and not going to subway, nandos, Costa, nor am I doing a million bleeping shopping hauls a month of mostly hideous clothes

You can't buy class or style!!

 

[Mancnet]

She is just insufferable! People are worrying about heating the house this winter and she’s thinking about cars…. But I do wonder if this is paving the way for explaining why she’s getting a smaller/cheaper car! Can’t afford the range rover anymore!

 

[~vix~83~]

Does she really need a big 4x4 ?? With her it’s a status thing! My friend has 2 kids (not twins ) a new born n a 4 yr old n has a Fiat 500 ( the small one) and has never struggled to get in n out! Just has take the wheels off of the pram and climb in the car to get the kids in but she has done this for 4 years!

 

[Dontmissmuch]

First World bleeping problem.... which car can I get on credit in December

She's soooooooo relatable....Not!!!

She so generous... have away her double buggy... managed to get that in.... stand up St Nicola of Wellesbourne your knighthood awaits

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

Begging for a range rover is disgusting

 

[ChubClubThug]

First World bleeping problem.... which car can I get on credit in December

She's soooooooo relatable....Not!!!

She so generous... have away her double buggy... managed to get that in.... stand up St Nicola of Wellesbourne your knighthood awaits

Yeah and she sold all the other expensive gifted stuff

A car on lease is just a debt, nothing to brag about spending Chris's money again.

 

[honey&lemon]

Talking about smaller cars. Promoting Chris’s business. Ads for cheese.

they’re skint.

 

[ChubClubThug]

Explained to Tattle once again that her marriage is FINE the problem is within the family, all good with her

Fopperbollox can't afford the fuel? How will she cope without her status symbol I find that boot space gets taken up with other things when they get older, not just prams so she's full of tit there with that excuse. I clearly remember how braggy she was when choosing her leased car 🥱

 

[Slimem]

Why does she post stories about this? Is it because she hasn’t got any real life friends and her husband is bored of talking to her?

I can’t imagine posting anything more dull to be honest… Once again, no one cares fopps.

 

[size down]

Oh give us a break Beggy twit
Why the duck do people need to know she is changing her car 7 !!!!! Months in Advance
WHY ?? Because as usual she is sooo unrelatable and has no friends to socialise with she can only talk about herself , herself , herself !! Selfish twit
Breaking news !!!! she’s giving a buggy away , BIG DEAL !!! That is what we all do when our kids dont need them.
She’s Been reading here again because today “ she’s so proud of her hubby “ Bollocks Fopps , you can’t fool us !! you will be belittling him tomorrow. Shame on you .

 

[bettybutler]

So un called for the story ! So out of touch with people it’s untrue! Bragging about what new leased car they will get when families have heating going up yet again in oct! Just a joke!

 

[Moodles]

Why does she have to mention that she had an Evoque and and RCZ previously. Yeah you leased them, you didn’t own them. Like it’s been said above it’s just another debt. Nothing to brag about.
My mate got an Evoque and I mithered and mithered her at the time not to do it and to get a Kia Sportage instead but she wouldn’t listen and now hates it and wishes she’d got the Kia. I absolutely love my sportage. Hell of a lot cheaper than a RR and has a better spec and is cheaper to run. Who cares about a name!

 

[Salmonshirt]

Fopps in ‘range rovers are gas guzzlers’ revelation
She will still end up with one, or something else high end.

 

[~vix~83~]

She could get a estate car! That’s what we drive! I was against it at 1st reminds me of a grandad car lol but we had few options! Need big enough car for a wheelchair! We are over due our 3rd Vauxhall Astra estate or tourer sounds better hahaha the difference is we have a motabillity lease car!

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

I don't know about anyone else but if I put up information about our family cars and family health/business/ fall outs or anything like that online my partner would ask me to have some respect and remove it and rightly so.

 

[GlennCoco]

Why did she feel the need to explain that she had given the buggy away and the girl said yes and she's really happy it's going to a new home just tell everyone you've given it away, the end

 

[Mancnet]

They are definitely skint. I reckon she’s spent all the inheritance from her grandparents now with nothing but a chavtastic living room to show for it. I’d be amazed if she can even get credit for a new car given she’ll be self employed with a low income (I’d be surprised if she made more than £1k a month).

As prices continue to rise people will be sacking off things like golf lessons. Chris should be really worried about his income over the next few years. Me and my husband earn well but if things start to pinch it’s going to the the luxuries like my nails and clothes which will have to stop and I expect this will the same for most people.