Fopperholic #97 Tattle is factual and her face isn't natural

[JJusa69]

Everything, EVERYTHING is Lawson. She only uses his name, asks him questions and puts the camera on him. Quick flicks round to the other but always back to Lawson.

 

[IsaHen]

Now I see why she bought those trousers. Because her younger idol did a reel about them about 2 weeks before Nicola did.

Notice how they’re nice and loose fitting on Chloe but Nicola is having to suck it in? It’s honestly the saddest thing her tying to copy someone young enough to be her daughter and failing at it too.

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They are clearly too tight, they look ridiculous, but heaven forbid miss size 8 admits you need to size up. I'd have more respect for her if she did, because everyone knows sizing is different in all shops, and sizing is bollocks but she could never admit it because it is everything to her. All the more reason she should not be giving anyone advice!

 

[Awkwardmam]

I went shopping with a daughter recently. Tried on a blazer. Size 8. Thought I’d made it and it looked lovely. Was told in no uncertain that it may have been a lovely snug fit in the 80s, today it made me look like I was in my 80s. That the whole idea of a blazer today is to look like you’re wearing your partner’s. Advised to try a 14. Maybe Fopps should ask her harsh advice!!! To be fair the baggy one made me look younger!

 

[MycatiscalledLizzie]

She literally doesn’t give a flying fuck about those boys. One pic they look hot and bothered but yet again no hats. They’re each holding their ears on separate pictures so are either overwhelmed with the noise or coming down with something. But so long as Nikki thinks she looks ok, who cares about her precious miracles!

 

[ChubClubThug]

Rebecca lamb has been gifted a trip to legoland Dubai and fopps has just followed them

Two desperate beggy old trouts

Floppy is just ridiculous

 

[JustWonderingIf]

I hope he fell off the wagon and snorted 16 sausage rolls!

I'm sad for him if he did, honestly.
He clearly has issues around grief that are apparent on viewing his page.
He's obviously vulnerable and I hope he finds the help he needs and reaches his weightloss goals by reputable means with a legitimately qualified company or indvidual.
Taking weightloss of advice of an unqualified insta hun with huge issues around food herself. Someone who only cares about losing weight to fit into time timescales and looking good as testimonials so she can lure in more vulnerable people.
She will only worsen or have worsened his relationship with food.

 

[Mancnet]

This will be a staged silence. She will be waiting to see how many “are you ok hun” messages she gets off her fans…

 

[ChubClubThug]

I think she’s slowly realising no one is going to pay for her coaching. The stories today are essentially what her weekly calls would be - total bollocks!

Also, if she’s actually got a nutrition qualification she wouldn’t be suggesting having a options hot chocolate mixed with yogurt!

She’s seriously floundering now and I think she’ll be begging SW to take her back soon. I think the quiet this week is due to her not having a clue what to post anymore.

Going back to SW will also get the adulation she craves from her middle aged members swooning over her every week!

It doesn't look like she's putting any work into it either. That's why I laugh when she says how hard she works she didn't have to work hard at sw either, all she did was follow the business templates provided to her. No part of her "success" was down to her ideas it was all there in place and she enforced the business model. She's shite at everything.

She sucks at;

Being a mother
Giving advice
Being a daughter
Social media
Fashion
Beauty
Adverts
Fitness
Home interiors
Cooking
Youtube

She's utter

 

[theeyeroller]

Dear Lord she looks like a presenter on a crappy shopping channel!

 

[Lalalalaaaaaa85]

Jodie Marsh is popping off about her boyfriend messaging women for fanny pics and is saying some of the women are married with kids. Imagine if Fopps was one of them and that’s why she’s gone MIA.

Obviously Fopps would never be that interesting though

 

[Moodles]

Why does she have to mention that she had an Evoque and and RCZ previously. Yeah you leased them, you didn’t own them. Like it’s been said above it’s just another debt. Nothing to brag about.
My mate got an Evoque and I mithered and mithered her at the time not to do it and to get a Kia Sportage instead but she wouldn’t listen and now hates it and wishes she’d got the Kia. I absolutely love my sportage. Hell of a lot cheaper than a RR and has a better spec and is cheaper to run. Who cares about a name!

 

[ChubClubThug]

Why is she always so sarcastic and snide with them? its so strange.

I think she speaks to everyone like it she's a first class twunt

 

[JustWonderingIf]

Laying the foundations????

Definitely planting hints that she may go back so in a few weeks or months she'll be able to say 'as some of you may have noticed i've been thinking more my about my previous role at SW'
'Decided to go back as I miss it and its what I truely love' blah blah
'I can reach and enpower more people in a group that 1 to 1 coaching'

Also costs of living are rising, we are heading to recession. The Ryans won't escape this. Chris' income will take a knock if a recession comes as people will be less likely to spend on luxuries like golf coaching.
Nikki needs a steady income which is something her 'coaching' won't provide.
Being a SW consultant might not but it has more chance of doing so.
Chris seems slightly more level headed so is probably wanting her to bring in income.
SW is the only job she'll be willing or qualified to do.

 

[~vix~83~]

What in God's name are the outfits

They look like something from the 90s!

 

[It’s The Truman Show]

Wtf??? Her blue eyed boy a whole post dedicated to Faveson ??? Like she’s trolling us bitch.

 

[JustWonderingIf]

Why is she always so sarcastic and snide with them? its so strange.

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

I don't know about anyone else but if I put up information about our family cars and family health/business/ fall outs or anything like that online my partner would ask me to have some respect and remove it and rightly so.

 

[IsaHen]

That fucking cheese ad she is the only person I've ever seen on Instagram do an ad Photoshopping the products on and doing weird acting like some advert on a European TV channel.

 

[ChubClubThug]

Could she look any smugger
Sound any more patronising
The way she over emphasises her words
Of course she did a swipe up for that hideous blazer
There is nothing welcoming or warm about her at all

She looks like she's about to read the news in some budget porn film

 

[JustWonderingIf]

And there it is from the horses mouth. She’s flopped and given up already…

In a nutshell no one was interested and definitely not willing to pay.
Also she says 'person' singular that she helped.
A while back she was advertising for 3 more people to test cases for her for FREE...obviously there were no takers.
So whats she done dropped her case study client like a stone the moment she's decided her hearts no in it?
The guys clearly vulnerable...very thoughtful of you prikki.