Fopperholic #94 Beige this, beige that, sets up another uhhmazing Insta page to spout any old tat!

[MycatiscalledLizzie]

I’ve just noticed that she’s stretched her head and neck that much that it’s bigger than her torso

 

[It’s The Truman Show]

Someone needs to do a roll call of how many blazers this thicko has bought over the last 2 years. 20?

 

[bettybutler]

She’s desperate to be like 3ofheartsmummy_triplets who always wears blazers but looks really good and trendy in them as she actually styles them!
I feel like I used to wear a cami with a blazer 6 years ago when I used to go out drinking ! Not now tho!! Ffs she’s so uncool untrendy!

 

[asdaprice]

What the actual…….

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

What the actual…….

Has she not looked in the mirror?

 

[Sweetbutpsycho]

Haha who made these suggestions

 

[ChubClubThug]

What the actual…….

Easy for someone like her to not worry about the future, when she lives off her husband's money and blows hundreds of pounds a month on herself

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

Easy for someone like her to not worry about the future, when she lives off her husband's money and blows hundreds of pounds a month on herself

totally unrelatable

 

[ChubClubThug]

totally unrelatable

I find the condescending tone unbearable! She had the luxury to "quit" her job and not get another, they have a cleaner, they have babysitters on tap, plenty of money (apparently) she's sent her kids to nursery practically since birth so she can concentrate on herself... yeah really could take like advice from the likes of her she's had all the time and resources in the world and she STILL can't get it right! I honestly wish she'd just duck off and leave people alone. Deluded old bat

 

[Dontmissmuch]

How many blazers.... jackets.... coats and trench coats does this wasteful witch need ?

 

[JJusa69]

How many blazers.... jackets.... coats and trench coats does this wasteful witch need ?

Another busy day of work (shopping) for her then while poor Mazza has the miracles.

 

[ChubClubThug]

Is she still with Channel Mum?

 

[Buggeroff]

Basically all the advise was the same…. Kids get up early. She won’t give them their own room and she won’t want staying up till 8pm.
Oh and a gro clock!

 

[MrsM79]

General consensus is to give them their own rooms. Hmmmmmm can’t see that somehow.

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

Is she still with Channel Mum?

apparently. although she goes against what they try to achieve

 

[caz272]

Well she’s so bleeping excited she’s found a trench coat, Third World War sorted then !

 

[Moodles]

How many trench coats does one person need. I just don’t see what the appeal is. My friends and I are similar age to fopps and none of us own a trench coat and we all have different styles. Who exactly is she trying to appeal to? Am I just old and have no clue about fashion or what

 

[Lalalalaaaaaa85]

That story of Chris’s she’s shared is an undisclosed ad on his profile and then cheeky miss flopps has shared it pretending it’s just an innocent recommendation.

 

[Dontmissmuch]

Basically all the advise was the same…. Kids get up early. She won’t give them their own room and she won’t want staying up till 8pm.
Oh and a gro clock!

someone also suggested giving them some 'supper' - imagine then having ANOTHER meal before bed time..... not gonna happen they'll be well over their syns !!

 

[Buggeroff]

someone also suggested giving them some 'supper' - imagine then having ANOTHER meal before bed time..... not gonna happen they'll be well over their syns !!

See I tend to give lunch at 2 but that’s their main meal! Because I find after 4 they refuse to
Eat a proper meal. So at 5 it’s just a picky tea then I digestive at 6 and a cup of milk as I found that kept them nice and full. Has she ever thought they maybe hungry?