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Off topic but does anyone remember the hideous open toe boots she used to ram on her swollen pregnancy feet before she discovered snide trainers? I saw someone wearing similar last night. It would make my year if she reintroduced something similar to her wardrobe
Would appear her sheep aren't fussed either ..... over an hour this was posted.... less that 400 likes..... 9 comments including 2 x lots of her hashtag including #balenciaga and #reiss which she has also tagged them in.... she's a bleeping wet wipe she really is...... fancy being in your 40's going on a #citybreak.... posing like you think you're on the cover of an album and tagging the designers of your fake trainers and too tight overcoat.....
Also.. her numbers are already tumbling after climbing where she did the shout out and got one in return..... listen Nicola NO BODY CARES .....
Surprised she know who John Lennon is. She normally fan girls over zlebs
Howling at this!
she’s gone from looking like Kermit to something miss piggy shat out
and what person in their 40’s poses like this?! She is so so tragicFor a 40 year old woman she’s very prudish. People get naked in spas, big deal.
She'll be fuming Chris is looking at naked women and being rubbed on his 40th it's like their engagement when they went to a sex show. Didn't she write a crappy post on her old blog about it? How she felt sorry for the women
it's like their engagement when they went to a sex show. Didn't she write a crappy post on her old blog about it? How she felt sorry for the women 
Where on earth is Chris buying his clothes? Is he wearing skinny slightly cropped beige cargo pants with a beige polo neck?! Absolutely hideous. What do the pair of them look like posing for the “arty” shot!
That latest picture 
She's been editing them again, Chris looks like a stretched out Val Doonican
She's been editing them again, Chris looks like a stretched out Val DoonicanDeceasedThat latest picture
Surely some 'down time' couples massage could be done anywhere ? Why spend a whole afternoon whilst on a short break away in a new city ? They really don't appreciate where they are do they ? I'd love for me and hubby to be able to pop off on a long weekend abroad every couple of months.... to enjoy the sights, the local food/bars, history... not to go on a hop on hop off bus.... sit it pretentious bars and having couples massages when you could do that at home ? Classless and Clueless the pair of them..... Have to say I think Chris is actually outdoing her in the ridiculous outfits this weekend.... she must of dressed him surely ?!
ETA - did you notice the writing about how much she's missing the boys and can't wait to see them blah blah blah... zzzzz it was in such text that it was hardly able to be read - says it all Nicola .... says it all !
ETA - did you notice the writing about how much she's missing the boys and can't wait to see them blah blah blah... zzzzz it was in such text that it was hardly able to be read - says it all Nicola .... says it all !
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If I was her I wouldn’t want Chris’ micro peen on display either
She’s gone to the massage parlou to make Chris feel a little inadequate me thinks
OMG! Can't breathe for laughing.
Doesn't she realise they are TOO OLD to pose in front of graffiti walls. My god they are so embarrassing. He's such a knob for agreeing to this. Actually I think you're right, they must be trolling us.....
Thursdays at 10pm with lights off. Missionary only. No rough stuff, just showered and washed hair. Bj's on birthdays.
'Tell me i'm the best you've had'
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6 hours and not even 700 likes. 16 comments and 2 of them are hers and 1 from her sister.
no wonder she barely gets paid work anymore.
no wonder she barely gets paid work anymore.
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Chris will be sat there in the naked sauna thinking ...aww it reminds me of my old job
Has he done a giveaway since the guy commented on his last giveaway, accusing him of being a dodgy fraud?
Has he done a giveaway since the guy commented on his last giveaway, accusing him of being a dodgy fraud?
Her latest post - she hates heights but it's for the gram ? FFS Nicola... remind me again whose birthday is it ? oh yes it's CHRIS'S 40th - you know your 'fit husband' - why is it all about you ..... and how you can't wait to squeeze your boys because you miss them sooooooooooooo much but you're going to keep ticking off city breaks - here's a thing Nicola.... WHY NOT GO WITH YOUR KIDS ..... you selfish bastard.... some people can't even afford a small family holiday in the UK and she's already talking about having another one.... who do you think you are Judith Chalmers ? She's as bleach blonde, wrinkly, orange and dress like her so maybe she thinks she is .... Selfish selfish witch - not home from this one - already talking about another and to be honest what I've seen her show of Prague it could be anywhere ... doesn't make me want to rush to go..... I despise her I really do.... and Chris is a bleeping idiot for putting up with her ridiculous tit !
omg I was actually going to say it’s like a dodgy album cover, PJ and Duncan spring to mind!
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