Fopperholic #92 part time mum, full time C U Next Tuesday!!

[ChubClubThug]

I can't get over how much MANKLE is showing it's positively indecent

She looks fresh from 1989 makeup included

Oh no...oh no... oh no no no no

 

[Izzy2011]

I mean it’s the least of her troubles but does she own a pair of Court shoes

 

[Misssj80]

He looks like Mr Bean in those trousers!! Ridiculous the pair of them

mr Bean!!!! He's even standing like him

 

[ChubClubThug]

I mean it’s the least of her troubles but does she own a pair of Court shoes

I knew the clumpy sandals with the feral toes would be out in force whatever the weather

 

[Queenie25]

Chris’s outfit is hideous. gave me a laugh.

Each to their own, but my god!

 

[Notothefakes]

In fairness her followers must be young because age brings experience of recognising bullshit so she has to appeal to their fashion sense.

 

[Mancnet]

The suit. The shoes. The mankles. I have no words.

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

The suit. The shoes. The mankles. I have no words.

And then there is the lipstick with the green suit wtf.

 

[Robbie09]

She looks like a chocolate lime sweet lol

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

She must not be feeling well she looks a bit off colour...she isn't anywhere near her usual orange colour

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

Omg I’m just echoing what you have all said already but Jesus Mary and Joseph what DO they look like

 

[JustWonderingIf]

View attachment 1074047for all you blocked tattlers that need a laugh!! Hey kermit!

I think its time we set up a go fund me to buy deux mankles some socks.
Its clear all the poor lads moneys is going on Nikkis botox, fillers and Riv hauls.

I know we may not like him but no one of sound mind goes out dressed like that willingly. First the lack of socks and now clearly borrowing Mad Mazzas trousers.
This is a humantiarian crisis.

Just think by giving 1p each we could save him from so much indignity.

 

[Choco88]

Having such a fab time that she’s sat on Instagram deleting comments 🥸

 

[sickofthefake!]

What does Chris look like
She looks a complete chav

 

[Bluefox]

Having such a fab time that she’s sat on Instagram deleting comments 🥸

And posting affiliate links... gotta pay for this break away I suppose!

 

[Dontmissmuch]

Her idol looks way better in a suit...

Nicola has neon pink nails.... green suit and red lips with beige accessories.... why? Suit looks tight... sleeves too short... crumpled.... she's got no idea....

 

[bettybutler]

I don’t get it! I don’t get the suit I don’t get him ? How do they look in the mirror and think yeah that’s it I look lovely ! I’m going on a city break and weather similar to home I’m taking a fluffy coat, tights dresses skirts and boots no feet out no green suits just why?!!!

 

[GlennCoco]

I dpnt think he is wearing his wedding ring in that picture unless it is a reversed image?

 

[Latetotheparty]

I’m repeating everyone else here, but Crikey Moses what does he look like!
They both look utterly ridiculous and so out of place. And she thinks she’s a fashion expert/influencer

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

I think its time we set up a go fund me to buy deux mankles some socks.
Its clear all the poor lads moneys is going on Nikkis botox, fillers and Riv hauls.

I know we may not like him but no one of sound mind goes out dressed like that willingly. First the lack of socks and now clearly borrowing Mad Mazzas trousers.
This is a humantiarian crisis.

Just think by giving 1p each we could save him from so much indignity.

Please can we opt for these grumpy sulking fugly ones? They went down a storm for a grumpy Secret Santa recipient haha and besides they can't make his outfits any worse