Have you fallen down that hole too? It’s amazing how many “forced” pictures are there for the world to see? She does know that we can all see these pictures?Tell us again how you have to be forced to pose Nicola...
Fopperholic #89 Fake it in Paris..fake bag & face, fake broken foppertoe, fake marriage Fopp’s let it go!
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This pic always cracks me up screams dirty stop outTell us again how you have to be forced to pose Nicola...
Its a "walk of shame" picture
Never forget when Fopps genuinely asked if she should phone ahead to Tesco and request a twin trolley be brought to her carI went down a fopperbollox rabbit hole earlier, especially enjoyed reading about the time when her boys were 8 months old and couldn't sit up properly so had to be bottle fed in their pram. Their super twin mother was pretending to be out alone, when Chris was taking the pic, but she tried to make out he was loading the car
That was bloody comedy gold
how many photos on the stairs ? All bad angles and she’s got it so wrong the fashion sense is none :/ that dress needed simple strappy heels (barely there are they called) the dress too much for a city break, probs could have wore her underwear body suit black blazer smart trousers or jeans but nope that dress she’s soo odd and those shoes just nopeee she really does think more designer items make your outfits look expensive nahh look tacky !
just nopeee she really does think more designer items make your outfits look expensive nahh look tacky !Of course this selfish mare can’t be arsed to do Elf on the Shelf for her boys 
What else is she doing with herself? And they go to bed as soon as the sun starts going down so she would have plenty of time to organise the elves. She can put plenty of effort in for anything that benefits herself but she puts very little effort in for her kids. That’s why she takes them here, there and everywhere as the work is then done for her.
What else is she doing with herself? And they go to bed as soon as the sun starts going down so she would have plenty of time to organise the elves. She can put plenty of effort in for anything that benefits herself but she puts very little effort in for her kids. That’s why she takes them here, there and everywhere as the work is then done for her.Why does she dress them like 50 year old men
I'm not one for character clothing butttt where are the fun coloured t-shirts/jumpers at the very least?
I'm not one for character clothing butttt where are the fun coloured t-shirts/jumpers at the very least?
I thought that obviously it’s not for every parent but if she’s got to do it then she won’t. She lacks imagination with them. If she was gifted an elf and someone came in every night to sort it she’d do it. She simply can’t be arsed because it doesn’t benefit her.Of course this selfish mare can’t be arsed to do Elf on the Shelf for her boys
Filtered so much, the poor sod looks like he needs a good wash!!
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How forced are those photo’s and more to the point…..how big are those boots????
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I know I zoomed in and couldn’t believe how big they look geeezzz !!
I’m not shocked she isn’t.Of course this selfish mare can’t be arsed to do Elf on the Shelf for her boys
I have to admit I’m not either and my Instagram and Facebook is full of mum friends moaning that the ‘elf’ is back. I would comment and say ‘don’t do it’ because to me it just seems crazy to inflict mess on your house and claim the elf did it and then have tidy it up… why
however she does duck all every day so has the time!
Has she bought those boots in her size so she can share them?! Ridiculous!
Grayson really is a mini Chris. Also looks like Pob 
God love him, looks like he should be driving a yellow Robin Reliant!
I personally didn’t want an elf as to me a big part of Christmas for little ones is have they been good or not and then the elf is the opposite and a naughty little tit! Then my mum posted one through my letter box addressed to the kids the absolute cow! This year it’s got covid and is isolating until the 11th 
Also they’re so popular now I’m sure the boys will come out of nursery asking why they haven’t got one.
Also they’re so popular now I’m sure the boys will come out of nursery asking why they haven’t got one.
Or a keyring
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