This is so painfully accurate. You sound exactly like her
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The thing that baffles me is she genuinely seems to think she’s doing a public service by posting about things like hot squash! She’s totally insane!
Someone has said to her they just make it in a mug with hot water... she says something like 'I wish I had a pint mug' ..... FFS!!!!
I bet its with cold water in order to not break the glass. Thick bint probably never thought that a mug would be better. bLoNdEwItHbRaInS 
Jesus this is making me nauseous …Hun 
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Did I have a deprived childhood? I've never had a hot squash in my life 
my savage parents used to give me brandy and coffee with one sugar 
gotta love the 80s
my savage parents used to give me brandy and coffee with one sugar gotta love the 80s
Fopps ever the professional. “Good for you 
is the same as duck off
is the same as duck off
Wtf is she on.....waiting on mad Mazza to pop up soon
"oh Nicola my love this is amazing I will need to buy some hot water and squash and a pint glass from saisburys tomorrow with your dad. The colour really compliments your skin tone. You have such a great figure to be drinking this too. Also I bet Chris loves this too and the boy's. He's such a great dad and so handsome. Mwah xxxxxxxx"
"oh Nicola my love this is amazing I will need to buy some hot water and squash and a pint glass from saisburys tomorrow with your dad. The colour really compliments your skin tone. You have such a great figure to be drinking this too. Also I bet Chris loves this too and the boy's. He's such a great dad and so handsome. Mwah xxxxxxxx"
I am crying at all these comments
Crouched down outside a carvery one day.... making hot squash on instagram the next... living the dream
Me too. Please post more potential mad Mazza quotes, you’re all getting them spot onI am crying at all these comments
Absolute number one clanger and mazza Quote for me was when she told fopperbollox she could "style otters"Me too. Please post more potential mad Mazza quotes, you’re all getting them spot on
🦦🦦🦦🦦Get this woman a pride of Britain award!!!! Imagine the amount of glass shatterings shes prevented across the nation 
Ahahahhahahhahaha that was bleeping goldAbsolute number one clanger and mazza Quote for me was when she told fopperbollox she could "style otters"
Haha, seriously? Please tell me you or someone has the full quote?!Absolute number one clanger and mazza Quote for me was when she told fopperbollox she could "style otters"
So has she written the new story yet ? Thought there might be the big new career reveal !!?? But we got……squash. Hot squash. 
That's where my profile picture came from, I can't remember who made the picture but I loved it so much it became my profile pictureAbsolute number one clanger and mazza Quote for me was when she told fopperbollox she could "style otters"
I can't remember exactly where it was from. It was a comment on one of her crappy clothing hauls a while back. Hopefully someone better than me can rememberHaha, seriously? Please tell me you or someone has the full quote?!
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Fopperholic #53 Foppycoptering all around, don’t forget to size down!
And here she is.... telling Fopps she can style an otter 😂😂😂😂
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This comment on the thread probably got better engagement than the actual post aswell haha
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