I’m hoping he’s booked her a lobotomyWonder what Chris will buy her?
A Rolex?
An eternity ring?
Diamond encrusted phone holder?
OR
A box of her fav mint Grenade bars?
Bulk buy of Cherry Pepsi Max?
Who knows. I'm sure she'll share on IG tomorrow
Fopperholic #60 Fake content to make her relatable. Will Chris get an Oscar? Debatable!
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If Nikki was a magazine editor her magazine would be all about Me me me and how umazzzing I am. I lost 3stones in 3months don't you know. I'm almost 40 and I will still go on about it till my dying days. Them maybe a snippet on the boys and her Oro golf husband. Do t forget how I made up the name fopperholic.
I cringed when I saw aka fopperholic on the photographers page
I cringed when I saw aka fopperholic on the photographers page
Nikki In the morning..
"Well I can't believe I'm now 40! Not trying to brag but I do hear it quite a lot that I don't look it. Skincare is my thing. I use this vitamin C range. It's AAAmazing. SWIPE UP.
I've been showered with gifts by my AAAmazing family. We're so so so so so close. Look what I got. SWIPE UP.
My luxury holiday had to be cancelled unfortunately due to Covid19. Don't really get what all the fuss is about TBH. I've just gone about my business as per usual with no adverse effects. Can't believe that's the second holiday this virus has ruined for us. It's only a pandemic. What's the fuss??! It wouldn't bother me at all going on a flight etc with my precious family. We're so so so so close.
Anyway.. It's my birthday today and I'm going to make the most of it. Do you like my party dress? I got it from Selfridge's in the sale. It was £5000 reduced to £3500. Total bargain. SWIPE UP.
I'm so lucky. The boys are now in bed. We've had the most amazing day celebrating. We're so so so so close. My boys are my absolute world. I'm so emotional because I've drank loads. A FULL glass of wine and 2 Malibu with milk. I'm pi##ed! Well it is my birthday after all.!
"Well I can't believe I'm now 40! Not trying to brag but I do hear it quite a lot that I don't look it. Skincare is my thing. I use this vitamin C range. It's AAAmazing. SWIPE UP.
I've been showered with gifts by my AAAmazing family. We're so so so so so close. Look what I got. SWIPE UP.
My luxury holiday had to be cancelled unfortunately due to Covid19. Don't really get what all the fuss is about TBH. I've just gone about my business as per usual with no adverse effects. Can't believe that's the second holiday this virus has ruined for us. It's only a pandemic. What's the fuss??! It wouldn't bother me at all going on a flight etc with my precious family. We're so so so so close.
Anyway.. It's my birthday today and I'm going to make the most of it. Do you like my party dress? I got it from Selfridge's in the sale. It was £5000 reduced to £3500. Total bargain. SWIPE UP.
I'm so lucky. The boys are now in bed. We've had the most amazing day celebrating. We're so so so so close. My boys are my absolute world. I'm so emotional because I've drank loads. A FULL glass of wine and 2 Malibu with milk. I'm pi##ed! Well it is my birthday after all.!
I really like natural unstaged photos, and these photos just show her reality. Chris and the boys just look they normally do but she does not, as she filters herself so much. She looks older than 40, and her hair is terrible. She also can’t pick an outfit for anything. I don’t think the filters make her look any better or younger; just different
And one slim leg. One chunky one!!!
Thing is, these photos are just like the ones she does all the time anyway aren’t they? Nothing really that different to all the 1000s on her grid
Am giggling in bed trying not to have to explain to my husband what I’m laughing at
Wow. He looks like An ape!! No way that Will be shown on her account. Swipe up for a discount code to go ape!!!
This is pure gold, thank youWellesbourne Family Photography, Warwickshire
Wellesbourne Family Photography, Relaxed & Unposed Style, capturing your family images in a creative waywww.everybodysmilephotography.co.uk
Thank me later
I know I know I'm being a witch
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If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it.
A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts it will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
Roald Dahl, The Twits
A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts it will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
Roald Dahl, The Twits
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Plan number 9 was the Family photo shoot 
just let it go Nicola! Like someone on here said earlier unless you're Birthday was Jan, Feb, early March we've all had Birthday's in Lockdown! Plans cancelled! But to have 9 different plans although it's fitting that the 9th letter in the alphabet is 'I' so plan I for Princess Prikkis 40th Birthday is about right, as it's all about me, myself and I eh Fopps 
just let it go Nicola! Like someone on here said earlier unless you're Birthday was Jan, Feb, early March we've all had Birthday's in Lockdown! Plans cancelled! But to have 9 different plans although it's fitting that the 9th letter in the alphabet is 'I' so plan I for Princess Prikkis 40th Birthday is about right, as it's all about me, myself and I eh Fopps 
Am giggling in bed trying not to have to explain to my husband what I’m laughing at
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I'm doing the exact same thing can't deal with this hahahaha
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I'm doing the exact same thing
can't deal with this hahahaha
Just had another look at them pics...... why for a winter park shoot would you :
1. wear high heeled boots?
2. Long cream coat?
3. Chris is in his mankle showing jeans - no socks
4. Boys all in white trainers ? Wellies or boots would of been better in the mud
5. She looks bored - hands shoved in pockets or clasped together
6. No eye contact (from these pics anyway) with Chris or physical apart from the one hand held pic
7. Her hair is shocking the roots looks so so bad
8. the quality looks blurry
1. wear high heeled boots?
2. Long cream coat?
3. Chris is in his mankle showing jeans - no socks
4. Boys all in white trainers ? Wellies or boots would of been better in the mud
5. She looks bored - hands shoved in pockets or clasped together
6. No eye contact (from these pics anyway) with Chris or physical apart from the one hand held pic
7. Her hair is shocking the roots looks so so bad
8. the quality looks blurry
This 'photoshoot' is utter gold.
Makes a change from the dreadful stretch Armstrong selfies.
She will be raging. I bet the photos have been touched up and they are still awful.
Makes a change from the dreadful stretch Armstrong selfies.
She will be raging. I bet the photos have been touched up and they are still awful.
I think it’s the fact she looks so different to how she presents herself online.
That photographer needs to furlough themself sharpish. What a tit set of pictures! Petit chode would’ve done a better job capturing them and that’s saying something cos his pictures are tit but not as tit as them!
Firstly..Happy 40th Nikki, enjoy your day in lockdown, not doing any of the things you had originally planned!! I look forward to seeing your birthday photo shoot on your grid later
There really is zero chemistry between her and Chris in those photos, they look like two parents who are separated and don't want to be anywhere near their ex and are only in the same room for the boys. I have more chemistry with my ex than these two do
And Nikki, stop banging on about your time at slimming world, she will still be doing it when she is 70! It's boring
There really is zero chemistry between her and Chris in those photos, they look like two parents who are separated and don't want to be anywhere near their ex and are only in the same room for the boys. I have more chemistry with my ex than these two do
And Nikki, stop banging on about your time at slimming world, she will still be doing it when she is 70! It's boring
I was thinking similar, think it’s just such a shock to see her looking that was because all we normally see are the filtered stretched versions. I hope she keeps this photoshoot for the boys, at least then in the future they’ll have some photos of their mum looking how they remember
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