Fopperholic #37 Oh God she’s moved to Tiktok, doesn’t she realise she looks like a cock!

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dear fopps,
"Coleslaw" without any sort of dressing is simply a pile of grated veg, dry as fook and not worth sacrificing a couple of syns for, have a bit of mayo or sweet chilli sauce, even maybe some balsamic, live a little, you may like it and not be such a stick up the arse know all ;)
 
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dear fopps,
"Coleslaw" without any sort of dressing is simply a pile of grated veg, dry as fook and not worth sacrificing a couple of syns for, have a bit of mayo or sweet chilli sauce, even maybe some balsamic, live a little, you may like it and not be such a stick up the arse know all ;)
That "slaw" looks revolting. How can anyone say they enjoy that dry tit. Surely a tablespoon full of coleslaw won't make you put on 3 stone in 3 months??!!
 
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That "slaw" looks revolting. How can anyone say they enjoy that dry tit. Surely a tablespoon full of coleslaw won't make you put on 3 stone in 3 months??!!
she could even mix some yogurt in with it to keep it syn free rather than munching it like straw, what a way to live! wonder if when she used to call ahead to harvester to do her a jacket with no oil she also asked them to rinse the mayo off the coleslaw 😂 :unsure:
 
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Did she seriously call ahead to a harvester to do her a special jacket potato???

She’s unhinged!
 
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Im reading the unmumsyMum book and she describes flopps so well when talkin about perfect yummy mummies lol
 
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The difference. It’s not even funny is it

She’s gonna be fuming thay Lifethroughemseyes is having girl twins 😂
They all looked so happy at their gender reveal, unlike Fopps who looked gutted giving her mum the side eye whilst she shrieked ‘You’ve got another egg!!!!!!’
 
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She did say some time ago when the extension first came up that they could not afford to get a new kitchen at this stage. I don’t think wheat they are doing with the kitchen is too bad in terms of working with what they have (don’t hate me!). The island has to go. And like somebody commented above, they are trying to put 4 rooms inside the space and it’s going to look really messy and cluttered. Get rid of the island, have a tv area there in that corner. putting the tv on the wall is stupid as you then need a couch splitting the room in half to see it. Just have it on a small low unit if you have to have a tv. Then put a long dining table parallel to the bifolds and the boys play area to the left. They won’t play there anyway but just get some storage for their toys there. Nice open eyeliner to the garden, lets lots of light in.

Anybody notice the latest ad f&#k up? She says the shoes are completely slip free, then goes on the read the packaging and says they can help prevent slips. Nothing is going to guarantee you don’t slip. But now if somebody did slip they could probably sue the company as they were advertised as ‘completely slip free’. Idiot.
 
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‘Coleslaw’ or just shredded veg?! That’s really sad ☹ Just have a little spoon of coleslaw and actually enjoy the meal! There nothing of her anyway!
 
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I’ve had to watch that extension video again. She has hardly any worktop space, the random little island will help with that, but it’s all laid out so impractical 🙈
 
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I noticed that Chelsea put up a post of her pasta salad with syns etc and then flopps did a story asking who wants to see sw pasta ideas.... #copycaaaaat
 
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Did she seriously call ahead to a harvester to do her a special jacket potato???

She’s unhinged!
yes she would call ahead and ask them for a jacket spud not coated with oil, then would have the chicken grilled and help herself to just the speed food salad from the salad bar....every single time she went, bet they loved her in her local.....NOT
 
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I thought she wasn’t doing SW any more? But she’s still paying for membership and/or getting weighed to have access to the app. You really can’t believe anything that comes out of her mouth
 
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