Tbf, that day was the funeral of Chris' dignity.Original wedding video music not available due to copyright, so let’s find the dullest music that would be more suited to a funeral instead - ffs fopps, the music sounded as shite as your wedding looked
Toetally!!Zoom in on the big toe it's fucking massive!!! Almost as big as her ego!
She had to pay a surcharge for the pedicure as this toe took double the time.I'm never 1 for body shaming but her toes are giving me the actual fear I think they might be longer than my fingers!
Maybe she's been stretching her pics again so she doesn't have wee stubby toes
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Oh so she can edit that post but not the eating disorder triggering post she said she would “look at”?Jesus Christ I have never encountered anyone so defensive in my life. She put a post up saying she wished Tesco did clothing online. Few people replied saying Next stock it. She responds saying ‘I know they do but it’s not the full range and these aren’t on it’. I thought ‘well your post didn’t say that?!’
Next thing - she’s edited the post!!
she blatantly didn’t know that and was most likely covering her tracks because she’s desperately on the beg for a Tesco collab!
Problem is when you do offer advice you get a salty reply of "my kids my choice" there was plenty of comments on here (which we know she reads) and some on Insta about sitting them up on top of a duvet with plenty of pillows round them, she was told to get them out the jumperoo and sit them in a play ring but that would mean sitting with them and watching them. The whole I didn't know I had to help them was bullshit. Its common sense. Who else if going to help them if the main care taker doesn't.remember when she was called out for the boys not sitting up and she said no one had told her they were supposed to help them she'll just use the same excuse with all the milestones, she thinks if she plays dumb her "fans" will pity her rather than judge her, I have twins and one was a late walker but we still encouraged him and tried to get him walking with us holding his hands etc he got there in his own sweet time of course but a little help along the way will do no harm
Yet 5 or 6 weeks ago she did a £500 shopping haul (and got slated for it because of second hand september) because she had lost so much weight absolutely nothing fit her ....she really can't keep up with lies. Has anyone see her in the cow dress since btw?She was moaning on her fb page she has 7lbs to lose She prob weighed up the cost of this gym membership (with creche) to the cost of private nursery and obvs chose the gym, as it'll benefit HER more as we are seeing.
Maybe she should put them in a crèche and go to work for a living instead of sponging off Instagram ads and codes?Have you ever seen so much joy on someone’s face putting your kids into a crèche so you can go to the gym. She’s fucking beside herself the sad twat.
Spits On Individual Lashes...code word SOILs herself?I want to keep reading this thread but every time someone says ‘spit on eyelashes’ I feel physically unwell can we come up with a code word??
(Obviously joking but god it turns my stomach )
How dare you only create one baby at a timeI was just at a baby group (I live fairly locally to Fopp) and a v glam Mum with twin girls was there. I went to sit down and she said, ‘oh sorry I’m saving this whole side for me and my TWIN MUM FRIENDS’. My blood ran cold. I half expected Fopp to appear. Odd to think there are more of these strange glam twin mums around us though. Maybe nikki isn’t as unique as she thinks