Fopperholic #104 six months too late with the Instahun Uggs I’ve had no lip filler she thinks we’re mugs!

[Dontmissmuch]

I just don't understand when they take the boys out for dinner (on a weekend) they don't eat with them ? That's really not a family thing is it - what must the staff and others around them think .... just sat watching them with their wine and beer ? Find it very strange behaviour.... either take them home and have a family meal or all eat together at the pub ... they don't have to go to bed mega early on a Saturday.... they really are strange......

 

[Choco88]

A strategically placed selfridges bag on the table 🥱 she’s so predictable

 

[Bluesky]

This range was out in the summer. Suspect it’s stuff she bought for herself and has decided she won’t use

It was all on the reduced to clear shelf at our local Boots (same one Fopps goes to). Literally down to £1 but was so shit even I left it and I love a bargain!!

 

[Dummyfingers]

Is she for real .. cunt

I’m also having a night chilling on my “soda”…..
I mean, is it that fucking difficult to write accurate posts when it’s actual JOB?!!!
Side note- I hate my soda. I bought a renovation property so until the messy work is done, I’m sitting on my charity shop soda!

 

[Frogfrogfrog]

So her lease is up at the beginning of December and we're now heading towards mid November and she's only just looking at cars? what a load of shite! It takes time to sort a lease car and the faff of arranging your current one to go back to coincide with the new one arriving is a huge ball ache and takes time, you can't just do it at the last minute, it's not like a library where you take your used books back and take another one. She must already have one lined up surely?

I don’t know, Fopps is very knowledgable having worked in the motor industry
Of course this was 20 years ago but still…..

 

[Noonoosanne2]

Her anxiety levels will be through the roof if any cheating allegations ever reached her....I bet they're arguing all the time behind the scenes. She'll hate being left with the kids. I wonder what wanky cheating gift she'll get when he gets home

Chris mixing with the Dubai Porta Potty’s

 

[Crumpet41]

Pair of cunts

 

[Dontmissmuch]

I was just thinking that, much better than her usual slop - although the quinoa looks dry af. Probably not her meal at all!

The recipe though 2.5cm of cucumber - FFS I hope she didn't measure that...... maybe she held it against Chris lol

 

[ChubClubThug]

Mazza still counts syns

 

[ChubClubThug]

That dressing gown is very 80s soft porn.... bored lonely housewife seeks anything bigger than an acorn...

Daft cow wtf does she look like who took the pic?!.

 

[JJusa69]

Translation... He better get better because I'm panicking at the thought of having to stay home all day in case I put on 3 stone.

 

[ChubClubThug]

She may as we'll delete that coaching page it's embarrassing. She didn't try at all. She had one failed attempt with that poor bloke! She takes the credit for her time at SW but she was literally just following their business model, was told exactly what to say etc. Just proves it when she's tried to go it alone and failed.

 

[asdaprice]

Just thought the show in London , shouldn’t it have been Tanya Turner

 

[MycatiscalledLizzie]

Stop lying about what you’ve eaten, no one believes a word of it. Stop bragging and showing off, keep your filtered face and fake bag to yourself, I promise that you’ll be happier. Stop having photoshoots, you’re not a celebrity no matter what you think. Not even a z lister

 

[CharlBB]

Oh look, another stupid finger pointy reel sitting there with a smug face. How original… and for a grand total of 663 likes. The only thing this one is influencing is more people to come and join this tattle thread

 

[honey&lemon]

Isn’t it amazing how much rounder her face is when she isn’t in control of the camera…..

 

[honey&lemon]

Imagine having had TWO ‘professional’ photoshoots done for your brand and a whole Instagram page full of stolen quotes…but you’ve never actually successfully coached anyone

 

[Keepitreal66]

So the new car is a Mercedes

I thought that whole story was purely to show the car key off. What an absolute saddo!

 

[Frankx12]

It’s so obvious this Q&As she does are fake because it is always the same questions asked, EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. Weight loss, “career”, mascara.

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Are her shoes genuinely £600? I just can’t imagine doing that unless I’m a millionaire which she isn’t no matter how much she portrays it. I want a Dyson air wrap and yes I could afford one but I don’t want to spend that amount of money on myself when it could go on my kids. I guess it comes down to morals and where hers lie

My toilet brush has more morals than this bint