Fopperholic #10 Her SW career has hit the skids, don't you dare suggest she has ginger kids!

[roaj]

It’s so so so SO sad! She is just awful isn’t she. She can’t even relax for a photo with her babies - she has to pose and do stupid eyebrows and pout. I really just think she had the babies because she was told she couldn’t - so she thought “I can have anything I want”... maybe Mother Nature didn’t want her to have children as she knew she would be letting the side down by doing so she was definitely supposed to have a distant aunt.

 

[Cara22]

Do you know what just dawned on me? I honestly don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture of her carrying either twin, or with them on her lap in a natural motherly way. Or picking them up to throw them in the air, or any kind of physical play. It’s weird. It’s all very arms length? They’re either on the floor, in high chairs or lying on the bed.

Would be so nice to see her actually cuddling those lovely little boys and showing genuine affection instead of just prodding and screeching at them like a toddler would at a puppy

 

[ExhaustedDad]

fab

Did you say mummy?
Did you say mummy?
Did you say mummy?

Nope, so f*ck off poking me

In baby language he was basically saying , witch... stop prodding me.. who the duck are you?

 

[ChubClubThug]

Do you know what just dawned on me? I honestly don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture of her carrying either twin, or with them on her lap in a natural motherly way. Or picking them up to throw them in the air, or any kind of physical play. It’s weird. It’s all very arms length? They’re either on the floor, in high chairs or lying on the bed.

This is true. My clothes are covered in tit constantly because I always have a baby hanging off me. She never has a hair out of place! The closest we saw was a tiny fleck of food on her. Never seen baby drool, sticky fingers, milk etc.on her

 

[NoHintOfDrama]

Tbf, I am (quite a bit) older than her and I did O levels and they were phasing them out when I did them.

Yup - I did GCSE’s and I’m 44! Not corrected!

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

Imagine having enough time to advertise a bin for actual tit

 

[JayS]

This is true. My clothes are covered in tit constantly because I always have a baby hanging off me. She never has a hair out of place! The closest we saw was a tiny fleck of food on her. Never seen baby drool, sticky fingers, milk etc.on her

Just wait til they're 2 and she'll have to "surfboard" carry them under each arm out of Costa cos they're running around manic honestly can't wait for that tit. Hope Chris has the camera ready at all times.

 

[Jpa21419]

This is true. My clothes are covered in tit constantly because I always have a baby hanging off me. She never has a hair out of place! The closest we saw was a tiny fleck of food on her. Never seen baby drool, sticky fingers, milk etc.on her

I leave the house covered in all sorts to go to the corner shop..
I don’t give a duck. All o think it “everyone knows I’ve got babies”

 

[ChubClubThug]

I leave the house covered in all sorts to go to the corner shop..
I don’t give a duck. All o think it “everyone knows I’ve got babies”

This is it I can't understand how she isn't with two one year olds that she looks after all day Maybe her mum is instead

 

[Ellsbells123]

Someone said it before and it’s so true, the pictures of her with them look like they’re for a littlewoods catalogue, and not in a good way Fopps if you’re reading this! But in the sense that they look so detached from each other, not like a mother with her sons at all; she’s just so posed in every shot, usually looking off into the distance, not holding them in a natural loving way etc.

Even when they were tiny some of the pics were bizarre..

That’s me every photo is staged to the hills , absolutely no natural, loving ones. The only natural ones we see are when Chris takes them, only of the boys though never of her and the boys. They will look back in years to come and have a portfolio of pictures of themselves with mummy, not an album!

This woman is beyond a joke, so not only has she been gifted a cake smash, which she said that she would never do! She then puts a swipe up of the outfits in the picture! How to make money off your poor children, hope it goes into some sort of trust for them!

 

[Pinklady567]

Shouldn’t she be marking the photo shoot pic as an AD been as it’s been gifted?

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

Shouldn’t she be marking the photo shoot pic as an AD been as it’s been gifted?

Not sure if that was gifted but given that the cake smash is she should put AD

 

[Eyerolling]

I’ve just realised I’ve been doing it all wrong, when people ask me my age I’ve been saying I’ll be 37 next month, but really I’m 36 and 8 months (corrected)

 

[capriallie]

I’ve just realised I’ve been doing it all wrong, when people ask me my age I’ve been saying I’ll be 37 next month, but really I’m 36 and 8 months (corrected)

Ahh this is a good point. I’m no longer 28, I’m 27 and 10 and a half months (corrected). It’s been a lifelong battle being 6 weeks premature and forever catching up with my peers!

 

[Justbenormal]

Just wait til they're 2 and she'll have to "surfboard" carry them under each arm out of Costa cos they're running around manic honestly can't wait for that tit. Hope Chris has the camera ready at all times.

I have a feeling that even when they are 2 they will still be strapped up tight in their pushchairs. So much easier that way for floppybollocks to take her insta photos ! Stupid ignorant witch.

 

[Shivers]

Ah bollocks I was born on my due date, no correction for me!

My daughter was born a day over, so do I need to say she’s 6 weeks minus a day etc? Clue us in Fopps, we’ve been doing it all wrong!

 

[Sparkle87]

Why can't she just let them play themselves without badgering them to do stuff then when they do it she snatches it off them

 

[Babyharry5]

I think I’d concentrate on letting them discover that toy for themselves rather than worry if a shape is a hexagon or a bloody trapezium - talk about run before they can walk
Oh sorry, they can walk and run -apparently - she’s just saving those videos
Does anyone think she’s sewn Velcro patches onto their arses? Sitting on their little bottoms seems to be the default position

 

[SavvyBee]

You can hear the annoyance in her voice when Lawson tries to pull the toy closer to him. I don’t have babies but even I know that almost one year olds are not going to play taking it in turns perfectly. God my husband’s son is 12 and he still tries to sneak in an extra go if we play a game. Babies are hard work and she’s just not up for it!

 

[Sparkle87]

I think I’d concentrate on letting them discover that toy for themselves rather than worry if a shape is a hexagon or a bloody trapezium - talk about run before they can walk
Oh sorry, they can walk and run -apparently - she’s just saving those videos
Does anyone think she’s sewn Velcro patches onto their arses? Sitting on their little bottoms seems to be the default position

Gonna just keep calling them statues