Babe, same!I am going to have to give up reading about Salli Axl
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I was just thinking of this poem yesterday during Jack's Yiddish phase (probably not what Niemöller had in mind)
I hootedduck I’m an idiot IM in the wrong thread
IM SORRY X
proper lung hooter 
Lamb and Meldrum! Dreadful individuals.Ummm, how many Rebeccas have you got??
bleeping hell my heart was racing for a moment.duck I’m an idiot IM in the wrong thread
IM SORRY X
I’ve had a Jack free day!Hi, evil hags
I’ve traipsed all the way over from the MOTHER THREAD to show my allegiance and solidarity with the F&D fraus. I haven’t been over for a while, I sort of can’t do both. My brain has too many things being juggled, I’m busy! I might duck Jack off for a bit and hang out over here for the lolz, and the food porn. I’m so sad and angry with the world, and frustrated with actual real life tit, that I don’t think it’s doing me any good to just add to that frustration by following a narcissist’s antics.
Someone upthread asked about Cronuts near
Brick Lane. Was it Rinkoff’s bakery? I’ve only been there once and it was to try their bagels.
I love these houses, and all round Maida ValeAwww this is lovely!!Enjoy, she’ll absolutely love that
Btw after looking up how much 5 beds were after that incident I’m now followed around the web with property listings like THIS, a casual £18k a week arrangement, I make it worse cos I click them cos they’re all so gorge
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long comment sorry but don’t, love your service to the coven and your quick one liners are fab. Ignore it, it was bigoted opinions being discussed and that’s that.
feel free to ignore my armchair psychology 101 but I doubt very much that's how she feels. she most likely fizzes with delight that there are loads of people following her every move. you are a nice person, that's why you're feeling sad. she... has occasional glimpses of self awareness. enjoy your potatoes, our pirate palIs this how Jack feels? I don’t really want to say anything now!Gonna eat some potatoes and if Jack tweets a literal mea culpa for her whole career they can screenshot it themselves.
Aww.feel free to ignore my armchair psychology 101 but I doubt very much that's how she feels. she most likely fizzes with delight that there are loads of people following her every move. you are a nice person, that's why you're feeling sad. she... has occasional glimpses of self awareness. enjoy your potatoes, our pirate pal
Thanks you guys. Potatoes eaten and i’ve been mulling on it and duck it. My conscience is clear, on JM and what i’ve been annoyed about on the MOTHER thread. My failing is i’m not brave enough to call it out myself. Mainly because it’s off topic which is literally why this thread was created fgs.
Re the hen party analogy, we can be a massive hen like in an american film where we’re the bride’s (JM) friends from all walks of life but who all end up doing Agadoo at the end of the night.
Finally on topic, when I worked for Sainsburys as a young pirate then they did double chocolate donuts briefly. They were divine. Imo you can’t beat the caramel custard from Greggs, but in my town there’s no other option tbh, alas.
Ooh! I’m a bit strange in that I’ve wanted to try cronuts for so long, but I’m too scared of getting one and it being tit, so I’ve ended up never trying. If anyone’s recommending, I’ll scamper to Brick Lane to buy the ultimate cronut of dreams. I’m a bit funny like that with food so tend to make everything myself, rather than end up with something cooked badly, or even worse - bland! Bland food literally sends me into a rage.
Sorry I’ve only been over here five minutes and am going on about my food rage.
Just popping in to say I’m glad some other people have been finding the MT a bit weird. Thought it was just me. To be honest I’ve just been ignoring it and posting whatever I fancy because I’m a maverick and all that. You fraus aren’t that scary to intrude on as I am definitely definitely not a cool girl & I just randomly come on F&D on an impromptu basis every so often and always feel welcomed (though to be fair I am Vlad). Anyway you all seem lovely so have some Bitcoin.
It is payday afterall! Thanks Vlad.
I can't join in with the normal sock chat cos I wear tights every day.
but get a load of my new slipper socks!
they have pompoms too
NB, my feet are not swollen, the socks are just that chunky!
but get a load of my new slipper socks!
they have pompoms too
NB, my feet are not swollen, the socks are just that chunky!
I am of course going to have to slip you all a little novichok because you’ve triangulated my true identity but what’s a little novi between friends ey?
I can't join in with the normal sock chat cos I wear tights every day.
but get a load of my new slipper socks!
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they have pompoms too
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NB, my feet are not swollen, the socks are just that chunky!
Was slightly concerned about your swollen ankles there. They are kickass socks my dear. Slocks.
Check out the rounded heels on those bad boys!I can't join in with the normal sock chat cos I wear tights every day.
but get a load of my new slipper socks!
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they have pompoms too
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NB, my feet are not swollen, the socks are just that chunky!
that means a lot from you dear heart
They are kickass socks my dear. Slocks.
it's just full on fluffy lining (and pointed toes). all the way down. ankles are fine. I know ankles, I once sprained one without even moving
Not up to speed with whatever drama has unfolded today, but you do sound in need of a lift. I hope in some small way this can help perk you all up.
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