Ok, change of plan, we're all going as prunes!I hope you get some better food soon @traumatised sideboard 🤍
If I could I’d come and visit dressed as a prune with some homemade vegetable samosas for you!
Did you make these?? They're adorable! I'd love a laser cutter but don't have the space for it atm. I make similar-ish things on my silhouette out of paper from Etsy files, only designed one myself tho. I've made little diorama things too but I post them on my reddit account so don't want to be
All the cats would be stacked up on top of each other in a trenchcoatIt's a shame we can't go to visit the hospital ourselves. Imagine how confused everyone would be when this completely mismatched group turned up bearing fluffy blankets, slippers and vegetarian food, chattering about etymology and sideboards and sometimes shouting TOOT TOOT for no apparent reason.
God help whoever is the backI think at least two of us would have to go as the Chesterfield sofa, like a pantomime horse.
Anxiety is the worst. No proper advice, I just hope it leaves you alone & lets you have some peace. Many sympathy-os from one panicky frau to another. xI feel sick with anxiety which isn't helping.
I’d want to make sure you’d recognize me so I’d come wearing every single one of Jack’s Burberry items (including the 4 scarves, coat and “butch” leather jacket) and every single one of the Viv (RIP)’s too. So at least 2 dresses, 3 pairs of trousers, 2 blouses and a waistcoat. I wouldn’t be able to walk with that much stuff on, so in a “sideboard to sideboard” thing, I’d have to have Sidey B wheeling me to you in the CHESTERFIELD CAPTAIN’S CHAIR. I don’t think either of us would want to wear the pigskin hat or Boy cap, so we would both be wearing upturned copper pans on our heads in case of inclement weather, like Saucepan Man in the Faraway tree. I’ll bring you some good American snacks smuggled in the Russell Hobb (sob) kettle I’ll be using as s handbag. They’ll say SNACKS along the side of them so you know what to do with them and don’t think they’re a TOASTER.I'm hooting (internally, I don't want anyone seeing me owl champagne for no obvious reason) at the idea of a canal gatecrash. Perhaps you could all wear humiliating trousers and Viv (rip). Send frau-os.
Last night was OK thankyou x HTRIA they've increased my meds so I slept better. I've only eaten a banana this morning, I feel sick with anxiety which isn't helping.
I really appreciate everyone's kind words and cattos, it means a lot to this anonymous faceless sideboard
Did you make these?? They're adorable! I'd love a laser cutter but don't have the space for it atm. I make similar-ish things on my silhouette out of paper from Etsy files, only designed one myself tho. I've made little diorama things too but I post them on my reddit account so don't want to be. Feel like I'm already cutting it close with having posted pics from my insta account
Surely at least one person needs to go as some rinsed beans or a pile of unidentifiable slop? Or even THAT memorable lasagne?Ok, change of plan, we're all going as prunes!
The feet!I met a Skye terrier called Bob today who'd come into work with his dad because their bitch is in season and he's absolutely lovelorn (they're having puppies next year, she's still a little younger than they want to put her in pup yet). I'd never met one before, they're a rare breed and utterly gorgeous (pic from the breed club, not Bob!). The ears!!
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Yaaaas! I’m 100% on board with being the porter in this scenario. “Toot toot muthafuckers, coming through!”I’d want to make sure you’d recognize me so I’d come wearing every single one of Jack’s Burberry items (including the 4 scarves, coat and “butch” leather jacket) and every single one of the Viv (RIP)’s too. So at least 2 dresses, 3 pairs of trousers, 2 blouses and a waistcoat. I wouldn’t be able to walk with that much stuff on, so in a “sideboard to sideboard” thing, I’d have to have Sidey B wheeling me to you in the CHESTERFIELD CAPTAIN’S CHAIR. I don’t think either of us would want to wear the pigskin hat or Boy cap, so we would both be wearing upturned copper pans on our heads in case of inclement weather, like Saucepan Man in the Faraway tree. I’ll bring you some good American snacks smuggled in the Russell Hobb (sob) kettle I’ll be using as s handbag. They’ll say SNACKS along the side of them so you know what to do with them and don’t think they’re a TOASTER.
Sending you love, and VERY INTENSE wishes for more varied (and tasty) food and warm blankets.
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(Just a final thought, but given the incident that inspired your username I think it is a very good thing that you are a ‘faceless’ sideboard.)
OH WHY CAN’T WE HAVE SWEARS IN THREAD TITLES?!?!Yaaaas! I’m 100% on board with being the porter in this scenario. “Toot toot muthafuckers, coming through!”
Seriously though, I hope you’re doing as ok as can be today @traumatised sideboard and that the anxiety has eased off a bit
Thank you for sharing! They’re like little teddy bears!!! I know terriers get a bad rap but I love them.I met a Skye terrier called Bob today who'd come into work with his dad because their bitch is in season and he's absolutely lovelorn (they're having puppies next year, she's still a little younger than they want to put her in pup yet). I'd never met one before, they're a rare breed and utterly gorgeous (pic from the breed club, not Bob!). The ears!!
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Big hugs TS, sending my love.Coming to you with another slopdate: jacket potato and baked beans. Also I should start Blanket Watch as I'm now up to four blankets, one of them I'm wearing like a shawl. There are no radiators for me to dramatically rip off the wall so I'm freezing.
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