I remember when I first started watching Fleur years ago and thinking "did she really name her dog Woof? She should never be allowed to name a human". I kind of like the name Treacle for a dog, but Squidge and Piglet? Oh no baby what is you doin'...
I have always liked Fleur, despite being annoyed with her behaviour from time to time, but her (and Mike's, apparently) naming skills are horrendous.
Something that has always stuck in my head for some reason was reading someone mention either on here or GG that River wasn't a good name because what if she ended up having rhotacism like Johnathan Ross. Which I thought was the stupidest criticism of a name but it made me laugh and now it's all I can think about.