Flavia Stuttgen

[Its_Me]

I meant thin lips not think

 

[ariannabrandolini]

It takes a lot out of you to prance about getting lipo on your arse and thighs, baby botox injected into every sq inch on your face (whilst deluding yourself that it's very little) to slog through the chanel website, drop your cast offs to sellier and go for coffee with the heavenly necklaces woman. Don't forget she also has to go for manicures, facials, blow drys and the odd cool mom photoshoot in-between.
No wonder the poor woman is exhausted.

All of this is before she has to shag her fugly but wealthy husband

Hahaha this is brilliant. Forgot about the fugly husband work she has to do after hours. Poor woman.

 

[Wifo1976]

Jesus, she looks like she's swaggering into the boxing ring with the Jaw out in front, the gritted teeth and that stomping walk that she does.
Imagine going for lunch with your husband and asking him to film you looking like rocky balboa for the gram

Or Inspector Gadget

 

[Peepers]

Until I see her birth certificate, I refuse to believe she’s below 40. She would hate to know everyone thinks she’s above 40 too. In her head she looks like a 20 something year old “cool mom”.

 

[Duchesspink]

Her father died. She didn't have much time for him and they had a tumultuous relationship. She says she didn't bother with him.
Went to France for his funeral but made sure to get a photo shoot in whilst in the throes of grief.
"Sad behind the sunnies" but not that sad that she didn't do a photoshoot of herself walking not one way, but 5 different ways off the camera.
What a self absorbed dickhead.

 

[Wifo1976]

The black and white then colour pics are irritating af

 

[Glencoe]

This is what I came to say too. She goes on about having all these facials and procedures spending thousands, but she can't do something so simple as wear spf. She'll be in mallucci in a couple of weeks complaining again about her pigmentation.

 

[Duchesspink]

Dying watching her in the pink Margo Leadbetter outfit stomping along in her hangisis!
Flavia pet you cannot walk in heels! Stick to your orthotic dad sandals

 

[gollygally]

Never mind her skin I’m killing myself laughing at her walking backwards and then swaying and eye fucking herself. What an embarrassment!
I thought she was going to trip and I really hope that people walked past her.. what is she on!!? Is she drunk????

It’s so tragic

 

[ariannabrandolini]

She’s lost the plot

This is next level! Her poor kids! Doesn’t she stop for a second to think how embarrassing it is for them that their friends can see her desperate soft porn shots? Let alone the embarrassment that it causes herself. Seriously, if I was a parent at their kids’ school I would find it hard to look at her with a straight face. What a delusional, smug, attention-seeking moron.

 

[Its_Me]

I wonder what her husband thinks when she asks him to film another video of her practising her ‘model’ walk?

Mine would tell me to f**k off

 

[Its_Me]

I didn’t follow her back then but I’m crying at you calling them flanks!

Why that’s what it’s called lol

 

[Nancy Knows]

She’s piling the fat she had sucked out of her back on slowly. She’s not naturally a very thin woman - she has curves. I think she’s “rough” French not “chic” French. Deluded

 

[Wifo1976]

She’s at it again, the mermaid walk and the burnt shoulders

 

[Wifo1976]

God bless her…. Imagine the audacity of a mother having to make her own kids a packed lunch, dinner and putting them to bed…. Is she for real itemizing the things she’s does for her children as if they are a task list that no one else does????? Twat

And then going away to France to spend time with the kids - but the stick them in summer camps or let her mother look after them

 

[Duchesspink]

Hes a lecherous slimeball too. I'd rather be poor than let someone like that slither all over me for a handbag and dolly partons shoes

 

[ariannabrandolini]

Omg what? She thinks her ‘French sexy accent’ scored her an outdoor table?
I have never heard a more revolting voice, to be frank. It reminds me of a blocked drain. I am shocked that she is so deluded.

 

[willawallawooh]

Seriously, how many coats does one person need?! She has posted 3 news ones today alone and posted a new puffer the other day. We get it, you’re loaded but it’s ludicrous and so wasteful!

 

[Duchesspink]

How is she going to the Maldives at Easter when we aren't supposed to be off on our holidays? Why would you even book?
The selfridges rant is ridiculous. She doesn't work, has two kids that she could leave at home while she goes to the post office. How entitled is that email!

 

[willawallawooh]

Oh God yes, she is totally trying to make the B&W a thing! She needs to quit, it’s just annoying.

Her body is fantastic though. She's got a lovely shape

She has had quite a bit of help to look that way!