I love my partner but some nights I really just want the bed to myself because he gets in the way of me trying to sleep with his snoring and breathing loudly/on me. Also not being able to starfish which is my favourite way to get to sleep unfortunately. He went away for a few nights over the summer and it was glorious lots of star fishing was done.
If/when we ever win the lottery then we’re going to get 2 super king size beds and push them together to make one massive bed. Never have to worry about encroaching on each other’s sides or snoring in each other’s ears then!
Can they dispatch my shopping already. (Is only 2h after checkout)
Told my dog that he is a spoiled brat for being so picky ‘the stray dogs at developing countries have no food to eat and here you are, picking and choosing..”
I have Google Assistant and I have lost count at the number of times I've asked her something, only for her to say, "Here are some results" - I don't think she likes me! (I respond, "tell me" to which a message pops up inviting me to relay my feedback).