First World Problems

[JustmeKC]

Face ID not working with my mask on & the extra 3 seconds it takes to pay for stuff with my phone as a result.

 

[HoGi]

I love my partner but some nights I really just want the bed to myself because he gets in the way of me trying to sleep with his snoring and breathing loudly/on me. Also not being able to starfish which is my favourite way to get to sleep unfortunately. He went away for a few nights over the summer and it was glorious lots of star fishing was done.

If/when we ever win the lottery then we’re going to get 2 super king size beds and push them together to make one massive bed. Never have to worry about encroaching on each other’s sides or snoring in each other’s ears then!

I relegated my husband to the spare room last night.

He has a cold and the night before his breathing g was annoying Mr so much I got no sleep.

Last night was a lot better

 

[jaymie]

Can they dispatch my shopping already. (Is only 2h after checkout)

Told my dog that he is a spoiled brat for being so picky ‘the stray dogs at developing countries have no food to eat and here you are, picking and choosing..”

 

[PinkMariner]

Alexa being a prick and making me lean over and turn my own bedside lamp off.

Infact, just Alexa - she's a proper c*nt and I will not hear any more about it!

 

[jaymie]

Alexa being a prick and making me lean over and turn my own bedside lamp off.

Infact, just Alexa - she's a proper c*nt and I will not hear any more about it!

She is a proper C. I cannot remember how many times I asked her to go F herself.

 

[PinkMariner]

She is a proper C. I cannot remember how many times I asked her to go F herself.

Same! And then the snidely little wazzock gives me "hmmm, I'm sorry I don't understand". She boils my piss!

 

[LittleMy]

Alexa not being able to understand my Glaswegian accent.

 

[Melian]

We're in 2021 and I've just received a cheque. My bank don't accept cheques via the app, so I'll have to go in.

 

[1001 others]

I have Google Assistant and I have lost count at the number of times I've asked her something, only for her to say, "Here are some results" - I don't think she likes me! (I respond, "tell me" to which a message pops up inviting me to relay my feedback).

 

[Sheabutter]

Resetting passwords every time

 

[jaymie]

Refused covid vaccine lol

 

[Sheabutter]

Being asked to read a legal agreement or disclaimer every other day.

 

[Captainmouse]

We're in 2021 and I've just received a cheque. My bank don't accept cheques via the app, so I'll have to go in.

Good luck finding a branch, also most are still doing reduced hours/days so do check

 

[jaymie]

Coming from a developing country, quite gutted that I can’t use money/ relationship to get stuff done lol

 

[GladiatorReady]

'May contain nut traces'

 

[Bitofthebubbly]

I really hate filling in job applications. Trying to come up with ‘examples’ of how you meet the person spec is such tedious bullshit.

 

[dancingqueen5678]

I really hate filling in job applications. Trying to come up with ‘examples’ of how you meet the person spec is such tedious bullshit.

or when it's like "tell me a time where you in a tricky situation but overcame the problem"

 

[HoGi]

My bath is too hot and it's making me sweat

 

[Bitofthebubbly]

or when it's like "tell me a time where you in a tricky situation but overcame the problem"

God it makes me cringe so much, it’s all so false. And then if you get called for an interview you have to regurgitate it all over again

 

[GladiatorReady]

What do you consider to be your biggest weakness