Fernibops

[Libbub]

I can't believe it's the same woman, the voice is there but she looks nothing like she does now. Wtaf? My god she's changed. I'm gobsmacked.

 

[Sabbie]

That’s a shame. Does the filter add the fugly make up too?

 

[Libbub]

Oh dear looks like she's alienated her U.S followers with her comments on size and weight. She's definitely got issues with food, she openly admitted to not attending functions in the past if she didn't make the right weight and Ryan had to make up excuses for her. Such a shame because despite what she thinks she's doing she's actually passing those issues onto her kids.

 

[Anicecuppa]

My gosh, when she was looking at Ryan when he was trying the perfume her side profile looked just like Katie Price
Those lips are ridiculous

 

[Missy sissy]

You guys heard her life hack? Having 2 dishwashers in your kitchen will save a ton of time. Who has time to load and unload the dishwasher? Surely not Fern, the stay at home mum. Imagine the 15 min of shopping time that could she lose, unloading the dishwasher
No, listen to her advice and prevent this by buying 2 dishwashers. Save your precious time and use one for clean dishes and the other one for dirty dishes.

 

[Rosie Tatler]

You haven't met Fernibops then

She was applying paint stripper with no protective eyewear and tiny white shorts and a crop top !!

 

[M&MsMom]

Ryan's French business has been in Financial redressement for 18 months (public available information). This means at some point he has not been able to pay his bills supplier/contractors or most likely his social insurance contributions which I believe to be the case. Basically a financial agreement to try and pay off the debt before you go bankrupt. This coincided with their down sizing, I doubt they paid off his debt and most likely the remaining funds pays for her delusions of grandeur. All of their previous businesses in uk went into liquidation so I'm guessing its just a matter of time here in France.

Is there any way to tell what's going on with this financial redressement? She posted a vlog today that was a little surprising. Ryan has been renting a villa for the workers who work for him and has decided that he's going to end the lease or not renew it because "the workers want to live further in town". I believe it's also the home where Ryan's brother lives, so I guess he won't be living there any longer, either. He wandered out onto the balcony, as if he lived there. Towards the end of the vlog, she said that they were going to have a bit of a reset in the new year, simplifying "compartments" (meaning stuff in their heads, especially - according to her - Ryan's head, because he has so much to juggle work-wise) and said that Ryan would even be changing the direction of his business. Not majorly, apparently, still staying in the construction field it sounds like.

They had also been using the rented villa to store some of their stuff - this must be the place they always go to so that they can retrieve their own things in storage, always calling it "Ryan's brother's house". As they were going through that, there was some sort of picture with Ryan's sports medals and Fern said something about being able to use it when they got the loft done in their apartment. Ryan laughed and then pretended he was a grandpa, using a grandpa voice, talking about the medals, as if to say he'd be old when that loft got finished.

Their whole existence there is very curious.........always stuff that seems off, like them storing stuff at Ryan's brother's house, then finding months later that it's rented for the workers. Maybe pay your workers enough money so they can rent their own place.......he said he was paying something like $37,000 euros a year for that villa!

 

[Sabbie]

I had totally forgotten about these people. She looks terrible. Such a shame she feels she needs to do that to her face. Everyone will assume she is that woman's mum, so I don't know who she is trying to kid.

The dog needs the humane treatment of saying goodbye to this world and moving on. Fucking cruel keeping it alive.

Still speaking English in a fake French accent to waiters. "I am phastinggggg"

 

[Sabbie]

The health and safety in the reno job is horrendous! No hard hats while working on high ceilings? How can nobody think about lead paint? They’ve already been exposed to that and mould over and over stripping down walls and floors, etc.
But I am looking forward to the transformation.
But don’t put your money in buying houses guys.

 

[M&MsMom]

I've barely watched the last several months. Not interested in her travel vlogs.....and definitely not interested in watching her daughter play influencer.

 

[Rosie Tatler]

Yeah nothing has changed there. Occasionally she'll forget and leave the filter off and we see reality.
Not only is she taking supplements now but she's worried about people walking germs into the flat, she read it online somewhere, so everyone including guests are going to have to remove their shoes at the door and put on Amazon single use slippers which she has bought in bulk. Ryan didn't get the memo and walked in and out freely and even dragged a dirty old dusty box into the living room/kitchen/dining room. The dogs can still use the floor as their toilet. Make it make sense. Smelly old trainers and shoes left right at the front door for all to see. It's akin to people who have a front porch and it stinks cos they leave all their damp coats and shoes in it.

But she did hang a single pot plant and we're all supposed to give a round of applause for her design abilities. Kelly Hoppen watch out. Fernibops is after your job.

She obviously has far too much time on her hands.

Thanks for the update , no need to watch now !!

I did wonder if once the kids were at high school and she was living in town if she would actually get a job , her YT must pay hardly anything , bet her French hasn't improved either !!

 

[dressagediva]

Her filter slips off quite frequently. She actually has good skin without it, I think, and very minimal wrinkles (but I'm old and have loads so anyone looks good to me haha)

 

[Sabbie]

I can sort of get it if you have 6-8 in your family and it’s non stop eating, but with four in a small apartment? What about when half of the forks are in a drawer, and the other half are in the clean dishwasher? Doesn’t that just double your time up again getting stuff from two places? And you have to rely on everyone making sure dirty stuff doesn’t go in the clean one. This is so bizarre. Anyone who buys that flat are going to be so annoyed with two of them taking up valuable space.

 

[Sabbie]

They’re both chavvy AF. Are they still learning French?

 

[Rosie Tatler]

Undiluted Zoflora wiped on their sofa? Going all out to kill everyone’s endocrine systems including the poor dogs. I can’t stand people’s houses that stink of synthetic chemicals. My thyroid is dead enough, thanks.

Complete madness , undiluted Zoflora is flammable

 

[Sabbie]

Nothing gets my back up more than entitled people who think it’s okay to use disabled parking for anything but disabled users, but of course Ryan and Fern did exactly that at the airport.

Pretty funny that she got told off for filming while boarding. They should have chucked her off the plane.

The state of his NEW (less than a year old?) vehicle!!

 

[Libbub]

Guess Ryan got paid recently.............
If you follow her on Instagram, she's posted a couple of times on her stories in the past week or so what she called "Phase 2" being started on the apartment (along with a reel with her and what appears to be her only friend, Rachel, going to lunch at an Italian restaurant, then Fern showing herself as "every woman", back to the apartment with her jeans on, helping with the reno). She showed a bunch guys (probably the ones who work for Ryan) and work being done on what looks like the kitchen and I'm assuming the media wall, as well (she said somewhere, either on a vlog or on IG that the media wall cabinets had been delivered). I don't know what else, if anything, is being done - the coving, maybe?

By the way, I don't know why I was startled by this, it's not like I didn't know filters are used all the time.....but on a vlog in the past month, one of the ones where she and Ryan were making food for guests coming over (not the latest one), whatever filter she uses when she does her vlogs wasn't used in a very brief jump cut on Ryan's face. In the vlog, he was blemish free, but in this little slip up, he had red marks, blemishes, all over his face! When the vlog cut to the next part, there he was, bright white face, blemish and wrinkle-free skin again! I've seen this filter slip up a couple of times when Fern's been at the mirror, putting on her makeup or doing her hair or taking off her makeup (can't remember which) in Nancy's room, too! wanted to remember which vlog and post a screen shot, but it's just been too busy in my real world.

Yeah I follow her, I've followed her for years. They're probably taking advantage of the Easter break. The guys he has working for him all stay in a rented villa that Ryan pays for. They don't have any family in france so are all happy to work through breaks like the Easter holidays.

 

[M&MsMom]

I think Fern has scoliosis. I've noticed it before, she's very rounded in her upper back, abnormally so, fair play to her tho she's hidden it well over the years.

No, she wasn't hiding it - she did a video about her diagnosis two years ago, "mild scoliosis". I think it was what kick-started her diet, which began as some sort of anti inflammatory diet, due to the pain she was having, to whatever it is she's doing now (weird food combos, no sugar, etc.).

I wonder if they've run out of money or something? That apartment has so many little jobs that are not being done and you can't tell me it's because "Ryan's at work". What about the weekend? Why spend money on racks and the time to put them together, when you could just build out the wardrobe situation? They can't even afford furniture now? Something is off there.......

 

[Rosie Tatler]

It is genetically impossible for a cat to breed with a dog and vice versa !!!

What she says about this makes about much sense as all the bio hacking theories she goes on about and all the “good stuff” she eats whilst promoting dieting ideas in front of her kids !

 

[Libbub]

I wish I had saved it, but she posted on Instagram stories about a day out with that new younger friend of hers that she allegedly met at French class. Fern had a day of beauty relaxation, where she apparently got eyelashes.

Yeah her name is Rachel Ward. Looking at Fern I'd say she's had botox (obviously) but in her upper lip. You can tell when she's trying to flog the cheap smellalike perfumes, her top lip can't move and it's not just fillers which she has clearly had.