Fernibops

[nichew]

Well Ryan and Fern actually never makes any mention of him. Nothing. Not at christmas or Birthdays. They have briefly shown his brother and spoken of his sister and a grand parent was once mentioned but mum and dad never.

I think they went to see him once at his static caravan but that’s going back a bit. But that moss farm is where they lived in the caravan when they was on don’t tell the bride. I’m sure their was some scandal about polish workers and not paying them correctly as well.

 

[Anicecuppa]

The family seem to be loving life right now, It'll be interesting to see where the next year takes them, I'm getting the impression they're quite keen to get started on house buying despite saying they'd take the summer off.
I love their zest for life

 

[MommyThai345]

Just watched the newest vlog taking you to supermarkets in France - quite interesting but I think Fern thinks she's a TV reporter - I realise this was the first time she had done something like this but it was very laboured! And she is still focussing on all the 'treats' and then the 'good stuff' - watched around half of it and gave up it was too long. It could have been a mini series 10-15 mins per shop then a roundup and comparison of prices. In fact I rarely watch anything over 15-18 minutes - time is a factor for many so if I see it's longer than that I don't actually watch at all. Oh and only half those who watch the videos are subscribers so please subscribe it helps the channel out????

 

[Libbub]

Wow. I've never seen anyone do full on house renovations in squeaky clean designer trainers and white shorts before. Not to mention a full face of makeup

You haven't met Fernibops then

 

[Libbub]

They must have the villa profit invested though, earning money

Oh yeah of course but they still are paying rent for the house they're living in and in the area they are that can't be cheap.

Ita good to see someone who hates consumerism ,as per their statement in a recent vlog, not taking advantage of it whilst in the states.

I turned last weeks vlog off halfway through, it wasn't of interest to me and i just couldnt watch it and I won't be watching this week's either.

 

[Libbub]

I can't believe it's the same woman, the voice is there but she looks nothing like she does now. Wtaf? My god she's changed. I'm gobsmacked.

 

[Sabbie]

That’s a shame. Does the filter add the fugly make up too?

 

[Libbub]

Oh dear looks like she's alienated her U.S followers with her comments on size and weight. She's definitely got issues with food, she openly admitted to not attending functions in the past if she didn't make the right weight and Ryan had to make up excuses for her. Such a shame because despite what she thinks she's doing she's actually passing those issues onto her kids.

 

[Anicecuppa]

My gosh, when she was looking at Ryan when he was trying the perfume her side profile looked just like Katie Price
Those lips are ridiculous

 

[Missy sissy]

You guys heard her life hack? Having 2 dishwashers in your kitchen will save a ton of time. Who has time to load and unload the dishwasher? Surely not Fern, the stay at home mum. Imagine the 15 min of shopping time that could she lose, unloading the dishwasher
No, listen to her advice and prevent this by buying 2 dishwashers. Save your precious time and use one for clean dishes and the other one for dirty dishes.

 

[Rosie Tatler]

You haven't met Fernibops then

She was applying paint stripper with no protective eyewear and tiny white shorts and a crop top !!

 

[M&MsMom]

Ryan's French business has been in Financial redressement for 18 months (public available information). This means at some point he has not been able to pay his bills supplier/contractors or most likely his social insurance contributions which I believe to be the case. Basically a financial agreement to try and pay off the debt before you go bankrupt. This coincided with their down sizing, I doubt they paid off his debt and most likely the remaining funds pays for her delusions of grandeur. All of their previous businesses in uk went into liquidation so I'm guessing its just a matter of time here in France.

Is there any way to tell what's going on with this financial redressement? She posted a vlog today that was a little surprising. Ryan has been renting a villa for the workers who work for him and has decided that he's going to end the lease or not renew it because "the workers want to live further in town". I believe it's also the home where Ryan's brother lives, so I guess he won't be living there any longer, either. He wandered out onto the balcony, as if he lived there. Towards the end of the vlog, she said that they were going to have a bit of a reset in the new year, simplifying "compartments" (meaning stuff in their heads, especially - according to her - Ryan's head, because he has so much to juggle work-wise) and said that Ryan would even be changing the direction of his business. Not majorly, apparently, still staying in the construction field it sounds like.

They had also been using the rented villa to store some of their stuff - this must be the place they always go to so that they can retrieve their own things in storage, always calling it "Ryan's brother's house". As they were going through that, there was some sort of picture with Ryan's sports medals and Fern said something about being able to use it when they got the loft done in their apartment. Ryan laughed and then pretended he was a grandpa, using a grandpa voice, talking about the medals, as if to say he'd be old when that loft got finished.

Their whole existence there is very curious.........always stuff that seems off, like them storing stuff at Ryan's brother's house, then finding months later that it's rented for the workers. Maybe pay your workers enough money so they can rent their own place.......he said he was paying something like $37,000 euros a year for that villa!

 

[Sabbie]

I had totally forgotten about these people. She looks terrible. Such a shame she feels she needs to do that to her face. Everyone will assume she is that woman's mum, so I don't know who she is trying to kid.

The dog needs the humane treatment of saying goodbye to this world and moving on. Fucking cruel keeping it alive.

Still speaking English in a fake French accent to waiters. "I am phastinggggg"

 

[Sabbie]

The health and safety in the reno job is horrendous! No hard hats while working on high ceilings? How can nobody think about lead paint? They’ve already been exposed to that and mould over and over stripping down walls and floors, etc.
But I am looking forward to the transformation.
But don’t put your money in buying houses guys.

 

[M&MsMom]

I've barely watched the last several months. Not interested in her travel vlogs.....and definitely not interested in watching her daughter play influencer.

 

[Rosie Tatler]

Yeah nothing has changed there. Occasionally she'll forget and leave the filter off and we see reality.
Not only is she taking supplements now but she's worried about people walking germs into the flat, she read it online somewhere, so everyone including guests are going to have to remove their shoes at the door and put on Amazon single use slippers which she has bought in bulk. Ryan didn't get the memo and walked in and out freely and even dragged a dirty old dusty box into the living room/kitchen/dining room. The dogs can still use the floor as their toilet. Make it make sense. Smelly old trainers and shoes left right at the front door for all to see. It's akin to people who have a front porch and it stinks cos they leave all their damp coats and shoes in it.

But she did hang a single pot plant and we're all supposed to give a round of applause for her design abilities. Kelly Hoppen watch out. Fernibops is after your job.

She obviously has far too much time on her hands.

Thanks for the update , no need to watch now !!

I did wonder if once the kids were at high school and she was living in town if she would actually get a job , her YT must pay hardly anything , bet her French hasn't improved either !!

 

[dressagediva]

Her filter slips off quite frequently. She actually has good skin without it, I think, and very minimal wrinkles (but I'm old and have loads so anyone looks good to me haha)

 

[Sabbie]

I can sort of get it if you have 6-8 in your family and it’s non stop eating, but with four in a small apartment? What about when half of the forks are in a drawer, and the other half are in the clean dishwasher? Doesn’t that just double your time up again getting stuff from two places? And you have to rely on everyone making sure dirty stuff doesn’t go in the clean one. This is so bizarre. Anyone who buys that flat are going to be so annoyed with two of them taking up valuable space.

 

[Sabbie]

They’re both chavvy AF. Are they still learning French?

 

[Rosie Tatler]

Undiluted Zoflora wiped on their sofa? Going all out to kill everyone’s endocrine systems including the poor dogs. I can’t stand people’s houses that stink of synthetic chemicals. My thyroid is dead enough, thanks.

Complete madness , undiluted Zoflora is flammable