Fernibops

[Rosie Tatler]

Agreed, her lips don't look natural at all. Infact nothing does anymore

She quite obviously films with a beautifying filter you can tell when she is next to Ryan his face is all smooth too

You could tell a couple of vlogs ago she had just had her lips plumped up they looked massive and her speech was weird

 

[Missy sissy]

Today they went shopping for skirting boards and were surprised to see shops closed.
I don't live in France and even I know the French take holidays in August and a lot shops will be closed then. Fern was really annoyed and said: hope you enjoy your holidays, you ruined our plans. And then said: You prepare everything and then this happens. Uhm... no Fern, this means you were not prepared. Being prepared doesn't mean Googling a shop and drive there 1 day before you need the material. It means calling the shop and asking if they have the required material in stock. Because in another shop that was open, they found out the material had to be ordered... shocking
Ryan even works in construction, how does he shop for materials other years during summer?
And surely he must know as a professional builder that materials need to be ordered in advance.

 

[Libbub]

Two dishwashers is ridiculous. It takes 5 mins to empty. I mean come on fern. It may be 5 mins less time that she's got to spend on herself but surely what else has she got to do all day while the kids are at school?. I know she's high maintenance but jesus she needs to giver her head a wobble. The kitchen and living room are in one room together, not a set up I particularly like but if you've only got one room then you gotta do what you gotta do........

 

[Libbub]

I Hope Ryan realises that she's obviously struggling living out of a suitcase. It suits him and his needs but doesn't suit her. She's devastated at them not securing the house because she's desperate for some normality and I don't blame her.

 

[Sabbie]

It’s a buzz word, but true. Alcohol always causes inflammation which leads to…hangovers!

 

[Bellasuzi]

Poor Seth being laughed at for his cake baking efforts instead of being given the encouragement a certain other little person gets

She made fun of that wee boy and her husband ,,, it was not very nice to watch

 

[Anicecuppa]

Had it of been Nancy's birthday she'd have been shopping for weeks. Seems she left the bulk of the present buying to Ryan for Seth. The favoritism is very real.

I thought that when she waa buying Seth's wrapping paper. When she bought Nancy's it was a big " thing "

 

[Libbub]

No wonder she

The only thing I've ever seen is a clip of it that someone on another site posted - Here's a link to the Facebook page where it is. You should be able to just click the arrow and watch it here on Tattle, without having to go to Facebook.

Well thank god for veneers and plastic surgery is all I can say. I reckon as well as the obvious nose job, she's had her chin shaved off as well cos there's no sign of that huge corker of a chin now. Poor Nancy seems to be a dead ringer for her younger mother. At least she's getting braces to sort her teeth out.

 

[Sabbie]

Rachel really forked out for Fern’s gifts vs what she got in return.

 

[Sabbie]

That woman was hideous. Everyone wore hats on the boat apart from her baby! Kid was always out in full sun suffering. And the poor dog was also dragged along for a whole day suffering on the boat. Chavvy rich people are the worst!

 

[tarteauxfruits]

Interesting to hear Fern touch on how they are mortgage free in today's vlog.
I guess many people could be mortgage free if they bankrupted every company they start and have the loans associated with those companies wiped clean. Fern and Ryan are mortgage free thanks to the bankruptcy system/laws, as well as the vendors who didn't get paid, not because either one of them are some type of financial or property ladder genius!

That’s exactly who they are and what they do. A recent vlog shows them paying €330 for a weeks shop as if it was normal - I guess they haven’t learnt.

 

[Libbub]

When they were first married and had Seth they were living in a caravan. He got taken on and given a chance by a carpet fitter, who trained him up. Ryan then started his own business which ultimately went bankrupt, a steep learning curve, by his own admission. He started over again. Now has his own company again, this time in France. All is not what it seems. Neither of them really comes from money. Her parents have a nice home in Doncaster. Cheap property etc etc. It's all smoke and mirrors. Nothing. Is quite what it seems. He does seem to be doing well now but don't forget, they literally have nothing at thr moment. They're living in a small rental paying someone else's mortgage.

 

[BaliBarbie]

Yeah it's definitely a flip! It'll be worth a fortune seeing as it's in Cannes.

I'm sure the previous owner will leave - they couldn't live in it with him there, so they'd have to get the police and social services involved before that point.

Re it being a flip I wonder if France has tax rules that mean that selling your primary home incurs no/less tax hence they will have to live in it for a while before selling..

 

[Sabbie]

Yeh, I didn't have a problem with the fridge. It's pretty normal for French girls that age to be getting into skincare. But like you say, some of the contents were very questionable for her young skin. Considering Fern seems obsessed with what she puts inside and on her own body, you'd think she'd do more research about what is suitable for a kid.

 

[Sabbie]

This is great tea. Thanks for the info!

 

[Libbub]

I didn't watch the vlog she put out today. I have zero interest in watching a young girl shop 'til she drops, then coming home to that sofa and showing everyone what she bought. Or watching a Vivaia shoe haul......

Yeah it was pretty boring. I skipped through most of it. It just amazes me how much time and effort she puts into herself and her personal appearance and yet she can't get the interior of her property right.

 

[Libbub]

Poor old Seth again, mummy dearest laughing her head off at him for not enjoying the roller coaster, while Nancy gets no end of praise for hanging off a metal bar

Not nice to watch is it.

 

[M&MsMom]

Was watching another vlog and when I came out, this one was in my recommendations. It's Ryan's channel, detailing what he's going to be doing in 2026. Sounds like he and Fern will be house flipping for a living.

 

[Libbub]

She really ages herself with her make up. She has great skin and then slaps on way too much ugly coral blush/bronzer.

I think you'll find that's a filter, she did a section of a vlog without it not so long ago and I was quite shocked that she actually doesn't have that flawless skin at all

 

[Sabbie]

I hope she becomes fluent so she can rip the shit out of Ryan. Both of them are a few sandwiches short, but it’s just as well he can use power tools.