Fernibops

[Sabbie]

Do you think they made a mistake with the kitchen planning and forgot they had moved the dishwasher from one side to another? They could have put in a wine fridge or something to cover that kind of mistake...surely? Or is this a niche French thing I have never heard of?
I am still looking forward to the big reveal tho.

 

[Libbub]

I found the whole filming inside the property they viewed so disrespectful to the quite obviously deceased owner

The filming of the piles of personal effects , paperwork and personal belongings with her fake aww how sad look at all this stuff was awful . I really hope they don’t buy it , it will be one constant content about all the things they found in the house

How would she feel if someone went filming around her grandmas house like that and posting it on you tube !

They won't buy that house. Firstly he's too tight. And secondly can you actually see her living in that? They would have to continue renting while he did a full renovation. How's that fit in with the spend nothing lifestyle.
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I bet the Estate agents are sick to death of these two. They know they're time wasters. I bet half of them can't even be bothered to contact them when something comes up.

 

[Anicecuppa]

I'm so jealous of her boat day! How lush.

Yes, what a life !
Her friend with the baby seems very well heeled.

 

[Anicecuppa]

I am cleaning up my laptop and came across these, way back when Fern had a Twitter account - she may still have a Twitter (or X account) but I don't, so I can't go back and see what she wrote.

I'll park these here before I delete them from my laptop. Beyond words......

In Ibiza:

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In Mexico:

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In Mexico:

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Ibiza:

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A couple more, not sure where these were taken.

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The boobs One on each corner !

 

[nichew]

On another trip again! From her friend's Instagram:

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I’d say Dubai Porter pottying

 

[Anicecuppa]

Oh yes, the nail thing She never used to do that before she had falsies !

 

[Libbub]

Buys herself some Dior earrings because she " hardly ever treats herself " !!

I'm not sure that's the case.
I do wish they'd just get on with buying a house tho, I think they're the sort that looks at hundreds of property's before making their minds up, one thing wrong with it and its a no go ,they did the same with the pink house, it took forever to find that property.

 

[Libbub]

This property is nothing more than a flip. No way are they gonna stay here for long. They won't find it easy to sell on tho with the man living in the room downstairs. It would make me very very uncomfortable with him being there and bringing their kids to it as well. It may have been cheap but I think unless they get him out it will be an impossible situation.

 

[Rosie Tatler]

Hmm does she have great skin or is it the constant use of a filter ?

No one has a face without a single line or imperfection like she does , when she films close up ,like from inside her car , her face looks like a doll .

Influencers doing this are only setting people up who watch to feel inferior if they don't realise they are using a filter

 

[Scar2016]

They have just returned from the UK and Fern has had so much filler put into her cheeks that she can hardly move her face and her eyes have disappeared!!

If that’s correct about Ryan’s business (and the other ones he had in the UK) then what the hell is she thinking to keep on spending, especially for such non necessary things as cheek filler.

Q: What was the reason they moved to France?

 

[dressagediva]

Christ, I hope social services are aware of this poor chap she's using as content.

 

[M&MsMom]

Aah yes the one that was always drinking wine and leaving the nanny to look after the child all the time !
Prob pissed off about comments about herself here !
Most extremely rich people I know don't have any social media presence and ask not to be included in other peoples posts because they are classy and or they have been advised from a PR / security point of view . Many have employed “ people” to clean up the internet about them too .

That vlog of the Carlton was a bit tragic ! I’ve stayed there with work , it really isn't that fancy , those two sitting there like princesses saying how reasonable the prices are , tone deaf !!

Yes, I agree with all you've said!
However, I do think they've had some sort of a falling out. When Fern and Ryan's bid on that house they wanted so badly didn't materialize, the last we saw of this couple was on Fern's vlog, with them having dinner at their home, shortly after they lost the bid. Over the last year or so, I've occasionally looked at this person's Instagram page and saw posts about endless partying on the boat, in different restaurants, and Fern and Ryan were never present. I forgot all about it until I looked at Rachel Ward's page recently, saw at least two different party situations with this person and, again, Fern was not present. I even went to this person's Instagram page, and she was still up and posting the holiday tea at the time....Rachel Ward was there, this person went all around the table and there was no Fern in sight! I'd say in the last week or two is when this lady deleted her Instagram page.

Maybe Fern and Ryan and didn't appreciate their "consumerism" - LOL!!

 

[Libbub]

On another trip again! From her friend's Instagram:

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Yep I saw that. I reckon they're getting some sort of kickback for advertising these trips. Fern on her YouTube and the other one on her insta. They need to make sure they mark them #ad or #prtrip.

 

[Missy sissy]

Do you think they made a mistake with the kitchen planning and forgot they had moved the dishwasher from one side to another? They could have put in a wine fridge or something to cover that kind of mistake...surely? Or is this a niche French thing I have never heard of?
I am still looking forward to the big reveal tho.

I googled it and apparently it is really a thing, amongst influencers and rich women. You know, the type of people with busy lives and limited time

 

[Libbub]

Agreed! It doesn't help that the colors she favors are old lady pink and green, so 90's. I guess she'd probably say they prioritized their children's rooms.......but I bet money is tight at this point, too. I don't think that chest of drawers will be there once she gets all her closets built in as she said they were going to wrap around the two walls. I would feel so claustrophobic in there - they don't even have nightstands and no room, that I can see, to even place them.

Once the built in wardrobes wrap round the walls there will be ven less room in there. Another thing I've noticed is the shutters are always shut. No daylight coming through. It's the SOF for gods sake open the windows and let some air in. Mind you it is on a busy road with constant traffic so that doesn't help, but it's the property they bought so they just gotta suck that up. Her mums house is beautifully pulled together and her friend Holly has a couple of beautifully decorated homes but Fern just spends all her time on herself and what the inside of cupboards and her fridge looks like.

 

[dressagediva]

Hmm does she have great skin or is it the constant use of a filter ?

No one has a face without a single line or imperfection like she does , when she films close up ,like from inside her car , her face looks like a doll .

Influencers doing this are only setting people up who watch to feel inferior if they don't realise they are using a filter

She definitely uses a preset with flattering lighting in Premier Pro. But she also gets botox and probably regular facials, so her skin will be good anyway - you can tell in unedited tagged pics on Insta.

 

[nichew]

Oh yes you're right I remember now.
Funny isn't it how things are rarely as they seem.
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So if his dad is Weston-Smith how come Ryan is Weston-Bennett? Maybe his mothers maiden name?
I've tried searching for the episode of Don't tell the bride , can't find it. I remember when Fern was on This morning tho. She did not come over well.

Well my mam always watches her you tube with them being from here. And she is like a lot of people seem to be on this thread on/off again with them. I think some things she really enjoys others not so much. So I sent her link to this thread. And said to her I’d tried looking for dads courts things on Google and I thought they had been took off. Then she said Weston-smith and that’s when it came up. im unsure why he’s smith.
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I always thought Fern was the Bennett? But I know nowt about their history. They obviously think all this double barreling of names makes them appear classy.

I always thought Nancy looks like her dad, but she actually takes after her mum!

Thing what put me off him in that episode was when he said here come the celebs, Cringe i wonder if he’s still mates with the lad who was on it with him

 

[Rosie Tatler]

The health and safety in the reno job is horrendous! No hard hats while working on high ceilings? How can nobody think about lead paint? They’ve already been exposed to that and mould over and over stripping down walls and floors, etc.
But I am looking forward to the transformation.
But don’t put your money in buying houses guys.

Yes financial genius Ferns husband said don't buy houses and pay all that interest.

why would you when you can pay someones mortgage off with your rent while they also benefit from the increase in property prices !

They literally believe every conspiracy theory going !!

 

[Definitely Maybe]

Unless the -er- 'guest' in the basement has gone they will need room for a washing machine in the kitchen !

 

[dressagediva]

What's the betting that Rachel is married to some old (but rich) creep? I'm not getting bad vibes off her though, she seems ok to me.

Looking forward to seeing what awful z-lister things Fern goes to next with her!