Fernibops

[Libbub]

See she's off on another cruise with her mate. She's lucky Ryan is able to hold the fort while she's away, especially as they're doing work in the flat as well.
I'm eagerly awaiting the results of this next step of the reno, will it be as underwhelming as the rest tho I wonder?

 

[Libbub]

Now it all makes sense. She didn't go to French lessons because she wanted to, she went because her friend was going, and our fern wasn't gonna be outdone.
Also can we just talk about how fern looked like this girls mother. I foresee more botox and fillers in a bid to keep up with her mate. Taking a look at her instagram she's got a way to go. This girl is not shy.

 

[BaliBarbie]

I’m a bit confused - is this a house or an apartment..? Recently they refer to it as an apartment? If so am surprised that’s what they went with after all the villas they looked at. I love Fern but those outfits she wears to do work in..I could never not in a construction zone (well I could not wear those to a gym I am so self conscious lol).

 

[dressagediva]

I don't think her or her husband were vaccinated anyway. I remember they couldn't travel cos they hadn't been vaccinated and didn't want to either so they had to wait until restrictions were lifted.

Bio hacking has been round a while. Its a way of looking at your health and wellbeing. Like she said wearing a fitbit is biohacking.

That sadly doesn't surprise me.

I know what biohacking is - being healthy is great. But the people who get into it always seem to go down the tinfoil hat road.

 

[M&MsMom]

On another trip again! From her friend's Instagram:

 

[Libbub]

Does one of her dogs have incontinence, or does she not take them out enough? It needs to see a vet. That poor dog.

Both I think. The dog had a spinal injury and is now pishing itself all day hence the mop and bucket that's left out all day every day and the need for tiled floors and no rugs. Must smell delightful because no matter what anyone says urine penetrates and leaves an odor. She may not be able to smell it because they've gotten used to it.

 

[Libbub]

Also can I just say, they knew about construction and all major works pausing in the summer because they mentioned it in other vlogs.
I think this is gonna be one of those properties that never really gets finished til they wanna sell it on. Don't hold your breath for a big reveal.
The pink house was pretty basic inside tbh, they had that god awful wood burner stuck in the middle of the living room, the kids rooms were finished nicely but the rest of the house was bland. Their was no soft furnishings or nice artwork or ornaments. I think she spends more time and money on what she looks like rather than what her living space looks like.

No way in this world would I take my kids to a new property with the previous, clearly unwell, owner in the basement.

 

[Libbub]

Her mate Rachel joined the old travel scam business..........do we think Fernibops will do the same. I do hope not.

 

[Libbub]

After what seemed like a promising start Ryan's youtube building vlogs have already trailed off, a bit like ferns fitness channel Strawberry walnut or whatever it was called. I bet all the people that paid to download her healthy eating programme are pissed. Don't hear any mention of her Patreon either......has that trailed off as well? Or just no takers? Flakey these two no staying power.

 

[grvff1]

Same. I’d be surprised if Rachel made all her own money, but fair play to her if she does. There’s a reason she’s in France and can’t speak the language, so it’s probably a sugar. She looks a bit moody, but was very nice to staff, so she seemed more genuine than Fern IMHO. Shoving a camera in the face of the poor cabin guy knocking on the door was way out of order, and Fern was so patronizing to him.

Stacey’s dad seems such a catch. 🫠

Rachel was previously married to a guy called Thomas Cottrell who came from money they were together for like 10 years and separated sometime around August-September 2023. I’m not sure why they separated/divorced

 

[Libbub]

I find it odd that in the description box on YouTube the first link is one to buy her a coffee.........

 

[Libbub]

So "dodgy Dave" as he's known on the Stacey Solomon thread is there with Fern and her new BFF on their cruise. Uurrgghhh. Ngl on this trip looks like she's letting her hair down without Ryan and the kids.

 

[grvff1]

No she's divorced. She did a Q&A a while back. Not sure if they're still there but if you scroll back through her feed there were pictures of her wedding. Didn't last long as far as I could make out. He wasn't an older man, and when I looked him up it looks like he's moved on.
Don't know if she's got a boyfriend now.

What did she say in the Q&A?

 

[M&MsMom]

Nope she still there. Maybe she blocked you?

I don't follow her on Instagram and I have never commented on her page, but anything is possible.

 

[Libbub]

Wow she's definitely had some cheek filler. She might deny it but it stands out a mile.

 

[M&MsMom]

Quite the itinerary! Not a peep out of Fern yet, though, on Instagram.

 

[Libbub]

Interesting that she's started 'biohacking'. From what I've seen, people have got into that as a gateway drug to the 'do your own research' brigade and full-on anti-vax craziness.

I don't think her or her husband were vaccinated anyway. I remember they couldn't travel cos they hadn't been vaccinated and didn't want to either so they had to wait until restrictions were lifted.

Bio hacking has been round a while. Its a way of looking at your health and wellbeing. Like she said wearing a fitbit is biohacking.

 

[Libbub]

All those tags are PR and management companies. Interesting.

 

[Libbub]

I’m mostly intrigued about where a family of 4 eat their food , I’ve just realised- they don’t have a kitchen / dining table! Maybe they eat on trays on their laps in the lounge area. Maybe I’m old fashioned and a table to eat at isn’t essential

Well I think when they eventually get some worktops the island will be large enough to seat people round. I don't see this flat being anywhere near finished even this time next year. So much still to do and they aren't fast movers. I guess if family or UK friends come over they will be staying in a hotel or sleeping in the floor. There's literally no storage in the place either.

 

[dressagediva]

I want to send this to my friend in work who deliberately installed 2 dishwashers in his new house their crockery etc is basically never in the cupboards, just moves from dishwasher to dishwasher. It does seem like a lot less faff tbh, I salute him.