Fathering Autism #83 A tiki bar and “all the things” A maassive hammock held up by string

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Don't give her any ideas!
 
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That is it! As I sit here cackling like a Thummer in heat...thanks to you...I have come to a conclusion this lovely Friday morning.
In my lifetime, If I ever find myself chatting with some random stranger and the topic of TattleLife and The Giant Pig Maassives come up, followed by, My Name is Paolo on Tattle, I am kissing you straight on the mouth. Male or Female..It doesn’t matter to me!
Damn Goofy ass Guillermo tugging on his penis. Of course he is! OMG! I love it.
$100 says Kaitlin was sending Beccas BF shorty short ass pics later that night.
Please, stay here and Tattle with us...FOREVER.
 
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Agreed. Isaiah hasn't a clue about house ownership responsibility. Mommy and daddy will probably hire people to keep up with things...maintenance, housekeeping, etc...
Can't wait to see him on his own coping with mother nature's offerings such as power outages, etc from hurricanes, major snowfalls, ice storms....
This should be interesting!

That would be correct Priscilla.
You make us want to .
 
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Abbie: Don’t be trying to hold my hand Guillermo...you sticky pawed weirdo.
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Little kid: Hey lady! Are you a giant?

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Tinkerhog: I Smelllllll Chipth and Hotdogth!
 
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Abbie looked like a 21 year old giant in that foam scene
Yea... the foam scene was sad for me with Abbie... with all those little kids who were way more aware and involved in play and she was just standing there. I'm sure this scene will play out more and more as she gets older... so sad.

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Abbie: Don’t be trying to hold my hand Guillermo...you sticky pawed weirdo.
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Little kid: Hey lady! Are you a giant?

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Tinkerhog: I Smelllllll Chipth and Hotdogth!
Guiermo is doing the Summers Eve move in that photo.... ugh.
 
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Was going to comment on this but then figured the pearl clutching, pitchfork and torch burning brigade would come out.
Then thought f**k it....so
Here you have it folks, losers caught out in the wild. Catch them in all their beer gut, Clueless, crotch grabbing glory
 
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They push the narrative that she's a "normal teenager", but my 15 year old daughter wouldn't be caught dead in the foam with little kids. Their hypocrisy is staggering.
 
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Was going to comment on this but then figured the pearl clutching, pitchfork and torch burning brigade

Surely you jest!!

I told yall that G dude was a weirdo.
The comment about Beccas boyfriend and Kaitlin was on point!!!
Thanks Paolo!!!
 
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Bro. Crystal is pumping out the short videos. I watched the one from yesterday just now. These two could not be any more different than the Maassives even if they tried. C had the 2nd part of the vaccine. Feeling a little run down. What was refreshing was the self reflection.
Well, I think I may need to hydrate. I did not stay as hydrated yesterday. I had a lot of coffee.
Also a huge difference that is equally commendable
Pre planning.
E is going to get her 2nd shot, so she was planning ahead to have a mellow day in anticipation for side effects.
HELLO!
Do you guyth know how much Abbie would benefit from parents who pay attention to details as these two do? If these gluttonus beasts actually planned ahead..in anticipation for how things have and will affect her? I feel we would see a better behaved, less anxious IDD Princess. All about Pig though. Never gonna happen. Sad!
 
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I'm curious to know if any of them especially Abbie have had their vaccinations?
Isaiah is the only one who has gotten it (that has talked about it). I doubt it very seriously for the rest. Priscilla is afraid of doctors and all that goes with them. (Wuss...)
 
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I'm curious to know if any of them especially Abbie have had their vaccinations?
That is probably a NO.. i say that only because they would have posted something of how they are doing their part, saving the world, one shot at a time.... and then their not feeling so well after having the shot... woe is me i feel awful... but i am saving the world.....
 
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Isaiah is the only one who has gotten it (that has talked about it). I doubt it very seriously for the rest. Priscilla is afraid of doctors and all that goes with them. (Wuss...)
Thats because the first thing they normally do is weigh you.
They have a special scale out back for people her size.
 
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Thank you for your note. Yes she finally was taken out of Icu after over a month and is doing well. This was years ago but it has given me a huge aversion to petting zoos. The HUS went straight to and almost destroyed her kidneys
 
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  1. Before I discovered yesterday that A&P bought a condo for Isaiah I had a strong gut feeling they were going to do just that. Actually A did give out a lot of hints. He mentioned something about Isaiah’s condo. The vlog that said New Home that was for the turtle but I’ll bet it had a double meaning. A talking about listening to real estate investing on Audible. Isaiah wanting to take Nala when he goes back to college. The clincher was yesterday’s Instagram post of A trying to repair the vacuum. I was % sure that my gut feeling was right,

I know I posted this picture yesterday before I knew about the condo purchase but do you guys think my iPad is psychic?

This scamming pirate sure found his treasure by exploiting Abbie. P does’t look at all like a pirate. That bun looks more like a bird’s nest and a good place for a vulture to lay it’s eggs





This photo made me laugh. Her right hand actually does look like a pig’s hoof.
They spent some money in decorating that golf cart. They must have rented one because that doesn’t look to me like their’s.

A nice shot of Abbie’s diaper.

I wonder how many times a day Abbie asks for donuts? If she is addicted to them now when she gets older she’ll look just like Mom.

All this spending like there’s no tomorrow. Selfie WRLD and all to stuff to furnish it. Condo and now they will have to furnish that too. What will they buy Abbie for her birthday. He mentions how he likes Tesla’s now and then. Is he going to say Abbie wants one so he can drive it?

My son was showing me on his new iPhone how you can replace your head with different animals. I think P should do this on her Lipshit Mama livestreams.

This must be one of P’s customers. Good job on the color matching.
 
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Thats because the first thing they normally do is weigh you.
They have a special scale out back for people her size.
Didn't know truck stop CAT scales fit in an office. I know they have one in Vegas in front of the Heart Attack Grill or whatever its called.
 
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What does a palm tree have to do with pirates?? You're right - that looks like a different cart.
 
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