My review of Isaiah "The Golden Boy" Maass vlog from someone who actually DIDN'T see it.
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Introduction:
Hi guys so glad you decided to click on my video I made sure I put in five different ads so that I can make some AdSense money. Anyway you didn't click on this video just to hear that, I am going to go out for breakfast with Savannah and Paige because I don't even know how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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Isaiah Hippopotamus Maass I thought I told you how to make at least a freaking peanut butter and jelly sandwich. It's simple, you take two Duncan jelly donuts you cut them open, you eat all the jelly filling, you put shredded cheese on it, of course some cream cheese, Italian seasoning, and my special ingredient hidden valley ranch packets, spread some jelly that you get from the nearest 7-Eleven and some peanut butter and put that together you dumbass.
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My son I'm so proud of him, he's out there in the world my pride and joy, yes I know I normally don't usually babble on my son's vlog, but I want him to know how proud I am of him, we taught him how to communicate, and by me telling you that he can communicate, I can understand what he says, he comes up to me and says Zaxby's I want Zaxby's, I cry every time, we worked 19 years to get him to where he is, talking therapy, speech therapy, and he goes to a shrink every week and of course it paid off and now he's in college. I worked so hard with him everyday. Doing his homework, I tell you it should have been me and Boon.
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Abigail, aren't you happy that your brother is in college learning everything. Abbie: snack.
Okay let's get back to Isaiah's vlog, too much autism awareness will drive people away.
Isaiah: thanks dad I'm so glad you didn't take all my thunder, it's very hard to get these people's attention. So let me just tell you about the time I took Abbie to school. Okay I'm done.
I went skiing again, surprise surprise. Oh here's my roommate he hates me but I'm going to throw this camera in his face because why not.
I know what you all are thinking are you dating, well I like everyone to know that I'm single Savannah friend zoned me, and Taj doesn't return my calls.
My advice for this week, do better, I know I say this every single week. But I know you guys can't remember things that easily.
Okay I did 10 minutes, a lot of AdSense money for me. I know all of you were jealous of me, so keep on doing that. Toodles!