Screenshits and Sarcasm: The One Where Ass Smokes Some Butts and The Neighborhood
Raise your hand if you thought Abbie was going to grab the seasoning mix as Ass makes it. Hey Ass, she said no three times. She looked resigned that you were going to make her do it anyways. Content > Consent.
If you insist, I will perform for the vlog. Ass, let her do it without your grubby paws in the way. Why do they keep making her do this
tit? She doesn't enjoy it, and has to be coaxed into doing these activities for "sensory imput."
And now that she has performed her trick, time to get her hands out before she makes a mess.
It must have been early in the morning, how dare the #autismprincess wake up the Golden Child with her yelling stim. Again, we are pushing the "go to your room" to scream. But isn't her room next to Isaiah's?
What is it with this family ruining good meat? I have to know, does Ass slap that butt on Cilly? Does it make the same noise? (
@Kermy Make room for me. I'm sliding in like Kramer.)
Why Ass? Why do you continue to show views like this of Abbie? Don't you know there are people who enjoy your videos specifically for these views of Abbie in her pull-up?
He literally can't Abbie do anything without being hands on? Let her throw the damn ring however she wants.
All that color matching during homeschooling, and Abbie still cannot match colors. But don't worry Papa Maashole, will literally do the task for you to further this belief she is progressing.
Well, well, well. Guess who read Tattle and saw all of our comments that Cilly made that carrot cake? Cilly hates baking? Yeah, she says that every damn time. Was anyone surprised this self-declared chef didn't know baking powder is a key ingredient in some recipes? "I hope you like it, Bruce Poo." Ugh, that statement takes on a whole new meaning after you watch the podcast yesterday. (Excuse me while my brain cringes at that thought.)
I honestly am wondering if they have a HOA. Because things like maintenance of the trees on your property to prevent damage from dead or dying limbs of person and property especially in a hurricane prone area seems important. Looking at the trees, I forsee that there is more than one dead limb on those trees. (I doubt the thought to maintain the trees on their property was even on their list of home maintenance.) Cilly, stop with the horizontal stripes.
Another HOA question. Most HOAs require you remove holiday decorations in a timely manner. For someone who hated that Cilly wanted to decorate for Christmas, he sure is slow to remove said decorations. (Mine stay up till Epiphany, but they were removed over a week ago.)
Yeah, he caught your rubbing your snout. Notice how as soon as she realized he had panned to her face, the nose swipe stopped mid swipe?
Hoe much you want to bet they sent Abbie and Isaiah for Christmas because she was in the middle of the kitchen causing more stress for chef mommy who needs to concentrate when she bakes. I will say this. Ordering water (or Sprite) with you McDonald's meal is not really saving you any calories. I don't get it when people order Diet Soda with a fast food value meal/combo. (Before anyone comes
@Me. My mom did this every time. I never understood, diet coke is
.)
The flame went out...the screenshot before this was mostly white smoke, which means the fire is out. (I never ran into burning buildings, but I was around enough firefighters to know what white smoke meanns.) Now he needs to restart the fire. And heat that remained was gone when he made the dramatic open of the smoker lid. (Isn't that Grilling 101? Leave the lid closed to retain the heat.) We know the fire engine didn't come for your crappy smoking skills. If they did, you would have featured them prominently in the vlog.)
Cilly, light brown, not dark edges for cake doneness level. Notice how fast she passed that asseming and icing for the carrot cake she makes every year for Bruce to Ass. (I still think he featured this whole baking experience as a double
f*ck you
to us who dared doubt that cake was homemade.
Oh look, how flattering these new pants with the new shirt kinda tucked look in this screenshot. It looks so bad. But Abbie came into the study, past Cilly, to have her dad turn on music. Oh, Cilly mentioned a video on her signs? As Abbie signs music, help, music, help, all done, music...Ass she just said yes to get you to turn on the music.
Hi Cilly!
I see you have been reading here also. Unless Ass threw you under the bus while saying it was your idea. In that case,
Hi Ass
Oh yeah, he is reading here. How many times have people said she yells when she wants to be heard? For the sake of this vlog, it has this meaning. We all know the leghumpers will eat it up that she is being understood by her parents.
That branch didn't look that big. I wonder if Cilly knows he tossed the poinsettia plants. They still looked beautiful, and can easily be nursed for next Christmas.in their climate and house. Who am I kidding? She can just buy new ones next Christmas. Less work, and she needs to shop.
Why must you and Cilly KILL every piece of meat you make? I noticed we didn't get to see the presentation for everyone. I can't even imagine you could taste the Carolina BBQ in that overdone pork butt.
Hey Ass, we know Kaitlin was there. I am not sure why Becca was there instead of with her fiance. We know there were many people there, but you would get eaten alive in the comments because "you do you boo" and "what pandemic."
Hahaha. Illegal moonshine. Why do I think that was an after thought when he was editing this vlog? Because it is the only "mix" in the fridge. My guess from the selfie posted on IG, moonshine was consumed in large amounts by Cilly and Kaitlin.
So tomorrow we get the "communication" video again. Will we see the loose translations of her modified signs? Will we see Summer screw up her signs for mother and father again? Or will it be Abbie just scrolling through her signs or iPad.
Cookie, pretzels, break, candy, cookie, break, open, drink, donut, all done, bathroom, music...(you get the idea)