Screenshits and Sarcasm: The One Where They Pay Attention to Sandy and Maverick Finally!
Did they get coffee from somewhere but Dunkin? How long before leghumpers start asking for the mask Abbie is wearing? Paige looks like she is over hanging out with this circus. Hey Ass, we know you put up your worst. That is why Josh has you in his sights. But let's get this shitshow of damage control over with.
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Abbie gets wild, Savannah looks to order and Cilly is ignoring her daughter's stim while Ass has a death grip on that handle. While using his other hand to hold his stupid camera stick.
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Abbie bobbed right when I got this screenshot. Which is too bad, the annoyance by Cilly was written all over her face.
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Hey Ass, I you using filler, but I don't need the close-ups of Isaiah scrolling on his phone and trying to ignore you. Isaiah with the great facial expressions that said it all. Remember, blink twice if you need rescuing.
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Paige looks miserable. I can't imagine she is enjoying being dragged along with this circus. What I would give to hear the conversation between her and Isaiah away from a camera. Cilly did make a big deal about one of Isaiah's friends being "picky" with her food. And last night, Isaiah was complaining because he was having to put together his food instead of mommy dearest cooking. Cilly was quick to through Paige under the bus about her food choices. Paige, I can understand if you can't get away from this family soon enough. Some visit she is having.
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Why are we overwriting Abbie for settling down while everyone got coffee and surfed their phones? She shouldn't need the positive reinforcement for doing what she should have been doing for awhile now.
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Oh look. All of a sudden they are partnered with a company for proceeds to be donated equally to Camp I Am Special and another non-profit in the UK. Why do I think that this is the same company who made the "be a nice human" sweatshirt? I shouldn't be surprised. Didn't Ass say a large number (maybe 50%) is from the UK? I am not going to even discuss the "Abbie's Squad" backpack. Because that is exploiting Abbie and her leghumpers. I bet Sybil will order one!
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Can you imagine being in this section of Jacksonville and see this circus coming down the road? Electric bike complete with Ass holding the stupid camera in one hand, next to Isaiah on his. $$$ electric bike.Cilly driving the electric kart with a sullen Paige riding shotgun, Abbie rocking in the back next to Summer. It truly is a traveling circus.
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The circus has arrived at the park. I bet Paige and Isaiah would rather be off exploring on their own. It isn't necessary to make them participate in the family outing.
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It was nice to see Abbie enjoying the swings. We have seen the swing out back by the pool, so why not let her swing at home? Oh, content that shows her out and about is more important. In the meantime Paige and Isaiah are hanging out with their chaperone, Summer. Cilly was pushing that caring mother part for the vlog.
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Hey Ass. Enjoy making your son look foolish? Because you were on full d*ck mode in front of his friend Paige.
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I don't think Isaiah was that dizzy after getting up..I thought he was going to go flying while Ass was spinning him though...why can't we have that?
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Oh look, know we are all squeezed with both dogs in the car. Paige's face is speaking volumes, whe Isaiah looks like he wants to be anywhere but with this shitshow. What a nice visit Paige is having, right?
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Paige, Isaiahand their chaperone Summer are walking head. Maybe trying to put some distance between them and the happy little family.
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I own that sweater from Lane Bryant. It is cute, but not on Cilly. It appears Cilly spots the camera, so she needs to smuggle Abbie who wasn't having it. Ass was wheezing while walking in this park. Try to tell me you walk around that neighborhood again?
I don't believe you.
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Oh look, Summer has abandoned her chaperone role. Or did Paige tell her to get lost. (Nothing romantic between Paige and Isaiah that I can see.
% friend zoned with her also.)
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I am torn here. I
how happy Maverick and Sandy looked off leash. But I know dogs are not allowed on Boneyard Beach (Big Talbot Island State Park)*. Probably has to do with native birds and protected animals who reside in that area.
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Was it just me or did Maverick turn into an instant puppy off the leash? I
that they got to run and play. I just wish it was within the rules of where you take them. Once again, you have a big platform. How about setting an example with what you choose to do for content. Also, you haven't even cared to walk these dogs around the neighborhood consistently.
Why now? Oh wait. I know. We have been complaining for months about how much time and very little interaction you give Sandy.
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Will he or won't he fall? I didn't get the spectacular sport after spinning him on the playground, so pardon for me for getting my hopes up again.
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You give the best to each other? Um no. You give the best to everyone but Abbie who funds all these experiences, big ticket gifts and outings. Don't even try to give relationship or marriage advice. I don't believe the crap you put out every day on this vlog. I think it is a business deal more than a marriage.
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What started out to sound like a nice conversation between son and dad was shit on when Ass started talking about his vlog and what it was about. Always has to be about you, doesn't it Ass? I know, the narcissist in you can't show genuine interest into what your son is doing.
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*Big Talbot has several areas that are sensitive to potential pet disturbances, such as the park shoreline and beaches where endangered nesting and resting shorebirds or turtles can easily be disturbed, causing them to vacate.
I promise I didn't read your recap before my Screenshits and Sarcasm. I find it hilarious that we are on the same page on so many things.
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