Fathering Autism #38 Scamlife retreat, learning new lies, 20lbs added to Tinkerhog's Thighs

[EyeSpy71]

Y’all

I’m surprised she hasn’t given herself a concussion with all that rocking. One day she is going to rock so hard that she ends up bleeding from her head. All that rocking can’t be good for her neck, back and shoulders.

That's exactly what I think. It's a miracle that she hasn't got brain damage from all of the rocking.

 

[Eline97vi]

''She's very good at manipulating'' - Assa. Yeah she really is. Because you let her manipulate you! She screams? Oh let's go get a doughnut. She doesn't want to leave the car? Ok, let's just go back home. She does her annoying stim? Ok, I'll play music for you.

You reinforce her manipulating behavior and it's not sweet or cute. Especially not when she's getting older.

 

[Silverlady]

What sort of shitbag doesn't buy their brother who is economically disadvantaged and has a disability, a cool new computer? One complete with monitor, keyboard and mouse.
@Asa Maass that's who.
@fatheringautism. Thats who
@garbagebrother
@fukyouasamaass

Abso BLUDDY lutely

 

[Maidengirl]

Yesterday we watched her ask for cereal. Asa tells her to get her bowl. She got a plate. He is nuts.

In Abbie's defence. I think she got a plate because there were no bowls in that cupboard. They were all in the dishwasher. Just sayin

 

[Kermy]

Yesterday we watched her ask for cereal. Asa tells her to get her bowl. She got a plate. He is nuts.

Good morning/afternoon everyone
Not defending Abbie but looked like all the bowls were in the dishwasher since that's where asswipe grabbed it from
When I saw that I thought "nice way to confuse your kid yet again shithead"

Also one thing that pissed me off about yesterday's vlog was when asswipe said they would put the lifevest on if going fast or
IF THEY WEREN'T PAYING FULL ATTENTION to Abbie
Um 2 adults on the boat..one the driver,shouldn't be drinking and one "cute" pig sunning herself draped in front if the boat should be watching her kid
Unless they only plan on taking out the boat when Summer or Isaiah are with them, which I doubt
You have to admit they are getting more and more brazen in the things they are pulling
They're playing Jenga with their lives , financially and safety wise

 

[SpiritofSalty]

Ok, I didn't watch most of the vlog as this staged bullshit was so obvious and shoehorned in that I just rolled my eyes and watched something more interesting.
On another note, has someone checked the subscriber count lately? I was checking the channel yesterday and it had exactly 542.000 subscribers. Today it has exactly 543.000. Either this is just a super rare and weird coincidence or Assa is blatantly buying likes and isn't even trying to hide it.

 

[Kermy]

Get ready naughty corner friends!
She looks like she has been on a nose candy bender in this pic. Raccoon eyes, jacked up hair, droopy snout..
No lie..
I worked with this guy with the nickname “Coon”. I was encouraged one day to ask him how he got his nickname. He replied,
“Well...when I was on the tit, I stayed up all night and I had dark circles around my eyes, just like a raccoon!!!!” I died that day
Maybe instead of Tinkerhog, we should rename the swine Tooterhog!

Yet that's the best her make up has ever looked
It was a Halloween costume
Ahh but you never know

 

[Msbullwnkl]

To speak a bit on Abbie's rocking and possible damage. There is something called coup-countrecoup brain injuries. Coup is result because of a sudden stop, causing the front of the brain to strike the inside of the skull. The Countercoup is when the back of the brain strikes the inside of the skull. Coup-countercoup injuries are seen in automobile accidents or abusive/violent events (like shaking a baby),. I only bring this up because repeated blows to the brain can cause injury.

Is Abbie striking her head causing a sudden stop? Not necessarily. But it does add some credence to the notion that her violent rocking may be causing micro injuries to the brain. But I would suspect her doctor would be concerned and watching for that.

(Just my thought process.)

 

[PhartBlossom]

What blows my mind is that Isaiah is focusing on a career based around autism. Yet when his parents pass away, he'll throw Abbie in a facility instead of having her live with him. This is beyond cruel and shows what a spineless POS he is.

You have no clue what Isaiah is going to do with his life or when his parents pass away. You made that up, then called him cruel and a POS from what you THINK he COULD do. Good grief.

What sort of shitbag doesn't buy their brother who is economically disadvantaged and has a disability, a cool new computer? One complete with monitor, keyboard and mouse.
@Asa Maass that's who.
@fatheringautism. Thats who
@garbagebrother
@fukyouasamaass

I know!!! Apparently the brother knows Asa well so he asked how long? I can see Asa taking months to ever get it done. Just buy him one and stop braggin' about what a great person you are.

 

[Broken puzzle]

A talking about being a boating "expert." Just like they are cat "experts" since they got a cat. Or P is a cooking "expert." And everyone in the family is an autism "expert." They have to be the best at everything.

His logic that you don't need a life jacket when you're going slow or when they can watch Abbie. And saying it okay because she's a strong swimmer. Bullshit. Water safety rules are there for a reason. Boating accidents happen. And just like any other accident, you are not in control of other people. So if they are going wake speed, they could still be hit by another boat and then what? It happens fast and they'd all be disorientated and in the water. With no life jackets? Even if you're just stunned for a little while, it can be deadly if you're face is under water.

My guess? Abbie hated the lifejacket and was having a meltdown when they tried to put it on her. So instead of doing the safe thing, they went out anyway. They had to get that vlog content. And in their cases, life jackets big enough exist, but they would have to be special ordered. And they wouldn't have arrived in time for the grand outing. The life jackets that tend to come with a used boat are generally not the greatest and most comfortable. Our boat came with some that go around your neck. I hate them. I wore them as a kid, because rules were rules. The actual vests are much more comfortable, but they have to fit to a certain degree.

If those whirling boat motor blades dont scare you nothing will. Or being knocked unconcious in a boat accident. That is why they say safe boating is NO accident. That is why they say wear a life vest.

She looks terrible


I sometimes wonder why we are so worried about Abbie. Let them do what they want with her. If she drowns or falls out of the golf cart we told you so. Forget about it according to Tony Soprano

We worry about Abbie because she doesnt have a voice. We worry that she is simply being used as a prop for sympathy. We care about how they grift because none of it is is spent on her. Where are her toys? Her chewies? Her water cup? We ask the questions their fans dont.

 

[Unlisted3276]

Ok, I didn't watch most of the vlog as this staged bullshit was so obvious and shoehorned in that I just rolled my eyes and watched something more interesting.
On another note, has someone checked the subscriber count lately? I was checking the channel yesterday and it had exactly 542.000 subscribers. Today it has exactly 543.000. Either this is just a super rare and weird coincidence or Assa is blatantly buying likes and isn't even trying to hide it.

If you look at the history of their subs it always increases by 1000 always! A little suspicious without a doubt.

 

[PhartBlossom]

I tried to watch yesterday's vlog and even at 2 times sped up, I just can't. The older I get the less patience I have for someone just yappin' to hear themselves yap! Asa just goes on and on and on. He is trying hard to convince everyone what a boating expert he is, then Isaiah says they ALL swim really well. Wait, what? I have never seen either of those two swim that I can remember. Isaiah may very well be a good swimmer but Asa is too out of shape to get very far. Cilla? We saw her swim in vlogs, she swims like a fish... out of water, we saw her fight the water while tubing. Her fat floats and then she moves her short ass arms and can propel an inch or two.

I don't know if they both were lying or they have convinced themselves that Abbie can't get hurt on that boat. For people that claim they have always been around boats, and they KNOW all about boating, they seem like newbies to me. Asa and Cilla should never be alone with Abbie on that boat. They cannot care for her in that situation, if Asa is driving and Abbie decides to get up and run doing her flapping stim, she is liable to go right over. If they hit some waves, or hit anything, she is liable to go right over. Cilla is not stable on flat ground so I cannot see her reacting quickly and moving on a boat.

These people are nuts.

 

[GrabPOPCORNnotPretzels]

Abbie is not a strong swimmer because she swims like a frog (w/o the advantage of webbed feet). All Assa did was make excuses & I’m certain the more intelligent (haha) leg humpers are waking up. There is no excuse for any of them not to have life vests on. Someone could also hit them. The funny thing was how scripted that entire vlog was. He’s using his son to bring his issues up. Sounds like someone has been pissed!

Sorry for the repeat. Everyone saying the same...for good reason.

 

[Broken puzzle]

In the "Coast Guard" is such word play. Someone I know was in the Coast Guard. Their job? Corrosion Control Specialist. What did he really do? Scrape the rust and barnacles off boats all day long. For all we know Assa worked in the Cafeteria. Did he hide in the Coast Guard before or after his felony? Did he hide out there?

Something that does grate on me is my medical debt. How come I have to pay by the nose, yet he gets all these things/ service for "free". That if I apply for S.S. I can have nothing. No money in the bank, no life insurance etc. How is that?

 

[Stripe69]

New thread perhaps ‘ Captain Maassive’s bought a boat just another way to gloat ‘

 

[WowMeowMeowWow]

We have a Lipstick Piggie sighting! I have been wondering why she has been so quiet

Here is what bothers me with these type of posts: she is alwaysthisclose to her goal. So her "customers" will do everything to make sure she reaches it.
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Well, Well, WELL......
The Waxy Oinker has returned. ” I am not bragging but I am a goal setter” Hahaha! In case anyone was wondering what was taught at “Slimelife Summer Swine Camp”, there you go.
“ I am a goal setter, you should be too, Leghumpers!“
It is so nice that she is able to set goals for herself. It is a shame the #momslosh can’t set some goals for her little “Autism Princess” as well.

Tinkerhogs Monday Goals
Drink 400-600 calories before 8 am
Post slimelife morning snout selfie
Load IDD Autism Princess full of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, followed up by a nature valley bar in prep for morning meltdown.
Eat breakfast
End parenting for the day when Moobie Dick wakes.
2nd breakfast
Delete hater comments from morning snout selfie
Lunch feeding
Mojito x 2
Pool time
Wax and powder snout on FB live
Send I and Summer out for Keto friendly footlong subs from Subway.
Snarl and snort while eating to keep Moobie from filming trough
Nighttime Mojito x 4
Police comments on YouTube
Ice cream snack
Get Assa to load Abbie up on her meds and Reeses cups before bed.
Send photos for Assa to “fix” when on break from twitch...I mean working.
Chase nightly benzos with a shot of tequila
Nestle in bed of hay and pass out.

It is a brand new week Tattlers!
My goal: Spend all week in the naughty corner!

 

[Bransmom27]

First of all gross all going out barefoot. That’s disgusting poor Abbie we all seen when she hurt her foot and the pain she was in and how she wouldn’t let them get the splinter out and limped for a couple days. Make the girl wear her shoes. She’s the type u let her go barefoot one time she expects it all the time. That’s with everything.
Second of all him explaining that Abbie is in intelligent just because she can manipulate um no sorry Ass that’s a learned behavior. You two assholes taught her thought she asks for food you reply give me a kiss. She gets food. So now she kisses u then asks for food.
Third of all it has not been 8 years since she jumped into random water your stupid vlogs prove it. Once in Cali she eloped fully clothed with backpack and Summer had to grab her otherwise she would’ve went in. And again when you guys went to the beach at night to let her play in the sand she eloped and jumped into the water and sat down refused to get out and Ass fully clothed himself had to go in and get her. They lie constantly that they can’t even keep up with them.
Lastly from the vlog when Big P went away Absolutely disgusting watching summer touching Abbies ass. How grossly inappropriate. Wtf is wrong with her and them for allowing that. I used to like Summer til I started noticing things with her after she moved into the pig farm.
Also is it just me or does Abbie seem like she’s happier and more active and just different when The head hog isnt home

 

[Purple Ruby]

The boat held such blissful happiness for them, new footage, another new toy to add to their collection and now it's been soured because sensible and caring people have dared to mention life jackets. I hope each and every time they go out on it they get hundreds of life jacket comments and we can watch him having a hissy fit over and over again until he either doesn't film the boat or sells it.

I really think they tried to put one on Abi and she had a major strop so instead of saying that's what happened Captain Pugwash will carry on with his feeble 'we're excellent swimmers' rhetoric rather than lose face.

 

[Shadergirl]

Thoughts on tonite's vlog...Long post warning

Asshat complains that the biggest pain about his very expensive golf cart is that there’s no Bluetooth… oh, boo hoo! One of the many pricey toys you have doesn’t have a certain feature.

Asa prompts Isaiah to say something that he supposedly said, conveniently off camera. Isaiah talks about how it’s interesting that people assume that whenever Abbie sees water, she thinks “I need to jump in there.” Sees it as the same thing as the pool. “Because she doesn’t. I don’t think she does. I mean, it’s like any typical person, like, when you see a lake, you know, it’s not the same as a pool. We can all register that. Abbie has the intelligence to understand that jumping in the pool is not the same as jumping in the river.”
Asshat mentions that the subject comes up a lot. Isaiah mentions ppl asking what if Abbie tries to hop off the boat. Both Asshat and Isaiah claim that Abbie knows the appropriate times to do things.
So, Abbie is aware and cognizant enough to know the difference between jumping in the pool at home vs other bodies of water, and she knows the appropriate times to do things… but yet, she doesn’t know what she’s saying when you ask her if she wants to do something or eat a certain food. She has difficulties differentiating between yes and no.
Isaiah said it’s like any typical person. Except, it isn’t. Abbie is not typical. There isn’t anything wrong with that. She just isn’t neurotypical and doesn’t think of things and ‘register’ things the way NT people do. She has virtually no self-control when it comes to food, what makes them think she has self-control in other areas?

Asshat said he responded to a comment which surprised him because ppl assume that Abbie’s intelligence is not high enough to know not to just throw herself off the side of a boat. He goes on to say that there were a ‘gazillion’ comments about it and so he wanted to address it.
He tries to justify things by saying that both he & P have grown up on boats as have their parents and that it just isn’t common to wear lifejackets. If it’s a kayak, dingy, or other small boat then yes, wear a lifejacket. “And this is not to contest what anybody’s saying, at all, about wearing a lifejacket. I just hope you would know, like, I did see a lot of comments saying ‘I think they would do what is safe’,… rambles on that sometimes we’ll see Abbie in a life jacket if the boat is going fast or if they’re in a situation where less attention is being paid to Abbie, then they’ll have her in the lifejacket.
Asshat continues to ramble on and basically it just sounds like a lot of damage control.

I’ll probably rant some more later on… lol

Maybe they assume Abby won’t jump off the side of the boat and into the water, but how about they hit a bump, get caught in a bad storm, get pummeled by a rogue wave? Anything can happen when you are out on the water, anything, and for them to assume that Abby can swim and climb back up and onto that boat if she fell over or was thrown out by accident, is arrogant and shows a level of irresponsibility and stupidity! She should be wearing a life jacket 100% of the time.

 

[therealamylynn]

If you look at the history of their subs it always increases by 1000 always! A little suspicious without a doubt.

They're purchasing subs.