Fathering Autism #23 Bike riding dreams & delusional wishes. Potty training is too hard, just do the dishes

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Yes a lot of things didn’t make sense in that vlog. I was wondering the same thing about the original bike they had in mind. Did they pullover to find another alternative that is twice as expensive? What the fuck? It was so serious for them to have this as their vlog content for the day that they didn’t go back home and look for other reasonably priced ones. Also the whole size thing didn’t make any sense. How was she too small to ride a bike? Like someone mentioned above, kids ride bikes when they are very little ... so wtf?
 
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I wonder if they bought that bike to make make up for her not getting to do normal teenage things. She wouldn't have a car but at 15 she would start taking drivers ed and this would be the next best thing I guess. I mean it's not like she could ask for a bike or show interest in it but I could just imagine them doing this so they could get a taste of having a "normal teeange daughter" because they are that insane about it.
 
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I thought the same thing about the lawn mower! That shit was loud! Even normal people don’t wanna hear that. They picked such an opportune time didn’t they? Oh yeah they just HAD to get this vlog content. It was like they were trying so hard to get this content by hook or by crook. My God.

 
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Good morning everyone and thanks to Hotographer for the new thread title. I couldn’t believe how much had gone on since last night. You lot have been sooo busy.
The one that had me laughing was one of the humpers saying they shed teats of joy
I must have missed the one where they mentioned cheerleading, can you imagine, teeny skirt with the pull up , omg.
 
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Yes and they were at Walmart of all places. With a speciality bike like that, I would not expect to walk in and find it.

It seems like it. “What’s a big gift we can get Abbie since she’s turning 15”.
 
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I have thought many times that mr Maassive is jealous of Isaiah. He is going to be living the life that he never had, going to college being footloose , having a good time.
Arsewipe should have have wrapped it up and maybe he could have had the same freedom.
 
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@Stripe69 lol they mentioned that one of the activities that they wanted her to do growing up was cheerleading. It’s on the latest vlog. They were in the car trying their hardest to get this damn bike and they started talking about stuff they’ve always wanted her to do. Lol.
 
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It’s just something for miss to get excited about. Abbie doesn’t know what day it is, so it isn’t for her benefit.
Just to mention the trike the bought, it’s one thing to buy it but another to flaunt it in the faces of people who are struggling to put food on the table. Horrible, thoughtless people
 
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i believe they bought this bike for Prissy. It is one of the only bikes under $1000. That will accommodate a person her size. If it was just for Abby this bike would have been more than fine for the 10 times they may put her on it.
 
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So correct. You can’t make a silk purse out of a sows ear.
 
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Wouldn’t you want to do the best for your kids instead of be jealous of and hinder them? Ugh ... these people kill me. You can tell that Ass is bitter that he didn’t complete college, cause of all the stupid comments he makes around it. He’s also mad that his days of being a lil fuck boy are long gone and over with.

Another reason why I say Isaiah is so sheltered is that watching him homeschool these days ... you can see how much involved these people are in his damn work. Let the kid be a fucking senior in high school and start learning responsibilities. They don’t need to know what time his classes are or what subject, assignment etc he is doing. That just shows me that he is probably not as bright as they make him look out to be. All they need to know is when his damn exams and finals are. And what he grades he got. Can you imagine being his age and having to explain/ provide a damn outline of what classes and homework you are doing everyday? It’s just pathetic. Good luck to him.
 
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They are the Maass family of course it should be there ready for them.

Thanks for that, I must have skipped over that bit, I’ll go back and take a look.
 
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Just thought of something!

In the car when they were on the way to get the bike---when talking about Abbie now being big enough for this bike---didnt they say something like "and she's not gonna get any bigger"
WHAT MAKES THEM THINK THIS?
 
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Just thought of something!

In the car when they were on the way to get the bike---when talking about Abbie now being big enough for this bike---didnt they say something like "and she's not gonna get any bigger"
WHAT MAKES THEM THINK THIS?
They're referring to her height. In a vlog a year or two ago, Abbie went for a doctor's appointment and apparently the doctor said that Abbie wouldn't get too much taller and would most likely be 5 ft 1 as her final height.
 
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Just thought of something!

In the car when they were on the way to get the bike---when talking about Abbie now being big enough for this bike---didnt they say something like "and she's not gonna get any bigger"
WHAT MAKES THEM THINK THIS?
Yep! They have suppressed her growth. I don’t know how long depo will allow for that too or if once she is past the time frame of 2 years, if the hormones settle down and won’t go raging...

Usualy 2 years past puberty, is when teenage girls grow their most and are usually within 0-5% of their full grown height, at the end of the second year... But, they have been suppressing her hormones every month now, for years and if there is ever a day she comes off of them or they stop working, she could literally shoot up very quickly, I would think but maybe not?!?
They always said that they hoped Abbie would stay small though and not be tall. It was kind of sick at the last doctor’s visit, when they talked about her not growing... Abbie should have been growing and growing a lot, over these past few years...
 
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Just thought of something!

In the car when they were on the way to get the bike---when talking about Abbie now being big enough for this bike---didnt they say something like "and she's not gonna get any bigger"
WHAT MAKES THEM THINK THIS?
Lol ... told you all there were so many things wrong with that video. Well apparently one of Abbie’s doctors told them that she is not going to get any taller (this was from another older vlog)... And they believe him. Idk how doctors can predict that ... I though that girls stop getting taller at 18 or so. But bigger is a whole different topic. I think she is 5’2 right now. So they better hope she gets taller cause a girl her height who will eventually be getting fat and big is not going to “pack it well.”

Not to mention the depo shots (just like any birth control) have been known to make you gain weight. Idk if this has changed over the years but I remember when girls I knew were on it ... there was a lot of weight gain. Of course they were older than Abbie at the time. I definitely think that how early they started Abbie on that shit is going to have her body fully out of wack. I can bet a lot of the mood swings are from that. Soon we will be seeing the weight.
 
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They could have ordered from Walmart free delivery by June 1
So I agree more than likely they already had the more expensive one picked out and used Walmart, a store they claim to hate and they avoid, as a bullshit excuse
 
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Just out of curiosity, I searched the weight limit for Abbie's new bike (just in case, somehow, P decides she wants to use it rather than having it sitting collecting dust) and the maximum weight limit is 250lbs. I also searched the Peleton bike's weight limit and it's 305lbs for that one.

 
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Yes, the ‘we paid off Isa’s college debt!!!’ will surely be in a vlog one day. If yoo-noob is still rolling in the ad-‘cents’ dough. He was handed 2 cars in one year?

They said that they’ve wanted that bigger bike model (maybe due to the fat boy tires?) for a couple or more years now, but Ab was too small for it. Why they gave up on the bike from age 6 to 15, well.....we could start w/ lazy parenting & also Ab’s absolute refusal. She’s alert enough to know that she can hardly see straight & her body feels like jell-o. The exercise bike is the better option.

Those bike tires must be expensive to replace!
 
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I just posted this in the previous thread, didn’t see there was a new one but I have been blocked for saying they blew money on a bike but Abbie has no sensory toys.

But somehow this is still up

He keeps it there, because he knows the leg humpers will keep clicking to look if it’s deleted, which means more clicks and more revenue.
 
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