Fathering Autism #108 Farm! Guns! Abbie runs. Muckbang trip for Pig and her huns!

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lizzielou

Happy Thanksgiving to all my American tattlers and anyone else who is celebrating today! Save some of the turkeys for Christmas though, don't go eating them all before then! (I'm always secretly a bit jealous of thankgiving. being able to have a couple of days off before christmas crazyness hits sounds like a great idea!)

And what on earth is she going to use all that butter for?!?! Is butter the main ingredient of a thanksgiving dinner?
 
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Shadergirl

Lemonless! LMAO
 
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GeorgiaP

Today I was assigned to make a dip for thanks giving so I chose this BLT dip I had at a potluck once. It was amazing. Well I feel like I’m P now. the dip is basically just sour cream, cheddar cheese, Mayo, cream cheese and bacon…..
 
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Appalled watcher from Eng

A very Happy Thanksgiving to all of you Tattlers on the other side of the pond!

I am still trying to get over the huge slabs of salmon that those Pigs demolished. There was enough for 8-9 people. God alone knows what it tasted like with all that stuff she poured over it. No wonder they are so huge. The Pig really needs Lurch to show her how to cook some healthy meals

And as for the butter mountain - words fail me.
 
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bready

GeorgiaP said:
Today I was assigned to make a dip for thanks giving so I chose this BLT dip I had at a potluck once. It was amazing. Well I feel like I’m P now. the dip is basically just sour cream, cheddar cheese, Mayo, cream cheese and bacon…..
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Ok well the "B" part I understand...but what do the "L" and "T" stand for? Lactose and trans-fats?

But don't worry...as long as you didn't put Hidden Valley ranch in it, you've got nothing on P.
 
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MaidenX

Not generally.... we don't have butter with a side of turkey....

Was trying to sort wth she needed it all for... mash taters (which she uses butter and cream cheese), sweat potatoes, stuffing, that vile mac and cheese slop ... gravy if she makes it from scratch (can't recall what the do for that one)... to put on the turkey.... she doesn't bake or make her own pies so not for that could be using some on store bought rolls.. but looks like every single thing will be swimming in butter.

Sad is they eat like that all the time. So it's not like a special occasion indulgence.
 
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Monkey1651

She probably puts butter on every veggie they have. That’s if they have any. I’ll be making roast broccoli- (olive oil, salt and pepper, a little lemon, and if I’m feeling bad… some Parmesan cheese) also sautéed zucchini and yellow squash (olive oil, salt, pepper and thyme) that’s my absolute favorite veggie. The thyme makes is soo good! Also can add mozzarella or Parmesan cheese, but it tastes so good without that I usually don’t. I’d love to see her make something without store bought spice mixtures. She probably has no clue what individual spices go best with different things. If you ask her what her favorite spice/herb is, she probably says some brand name spice mix or hidden valley ranch seasonings. How she can claim she’s a chef is beyond me
 
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convert70

Happy Thanksgiving to all my Tattle companions and your families.
May your days be filled with thankfulness, happiness, peace and love.
 
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Broken puzzle

Happy Turkey Day. We are keeping to ourselves as we are sick and swampy looking. Mr. Salt is baking a pie, smoking a turkey in the Weber and otherwise keeping it simple. Thankful my feral cat is just a fatty and not pregnant. Also thankful for the laughs and whatnot we aquire here. Eat, Drink, be merry, and count the good times!
 
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PugliaLiving

Happy Thanksgiving Thankful I don't have to ever encounter the smelly Maassive family

So, I do make a dish my family makes every Thanksgiving. It's a broccoli casserole with cream of mushroom soup, onions, eggs, mayo, butter, cheddar cheese, salt and pepper. It's delicious!!! We only make it once a year so we get a pass with all those heavy ingredients. I rarely use butter on anything. I am trying to figure out how she is going to use all of that butter. It doesn't make any sense to me. I think she buys that much because she is a food addict and can't help but horde food. She most likely gets a deep sense of comfort when she opens the fridge and sees it completely filled.
 
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lillibb

Cardinal Rule said:
Hmm, I scrolled back through 10 days and did not locate it. Wonder if she pulled it down? Thanks.
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I looked again and it was gone, she was sitting in her hot chair and he was behind her leaning her back, she was laughing like a goon wanting pictures of her legs, I guess one was tan the other not. So why did she have to lean back to snap a pic? why not just roll her fat stumps out from under her desk? She's just not right.
 
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Pink Marshmallow

Altho with Asshat, he'll usually try to get in some snarky jabs before blocking someone because he NEEDS to have the last word and needs to put people in their place (from his point of view anyway). Asshat is quite the stubborn child himself.

But, both of them get super defensive over comments from "haters" or people that they perceive as haters aka people who just simply disagree but aren't attacking. They can't handle it. Asswipe especially. Very defensive (as I said) and thin skinned.

I'm reminded of this clip where A&P talk about being 'harassed', and how much it doesn't bother THEM, they're just standing up for the ppl that it does effect. But then Asshat couldn't help himself and back tracked when he said.. "It hurts my heart because you're affecting the jobs of nine other people. Well, really you're not because people are going to come regardless." He couldn't even hold out for 2 seconds. lol

It starts at around the 5:12 mark and goes until about the 7:08 mark

 
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RocketQueen

I remember that! LOL. We ripped that to shreds here when it happened, it was a hysterical!
She wanted to show off some self-tanner SL crap so she applied it to one leg. Then, instead of perhaps sitting on her bed where both legs were supported and in front of her, she kept trying to sit in a chair. Problem was, she couldnt hold her own legs in the air long enough to take a pic. So, being the dumbass she is, instead of moving to a bed, sofa, or even putting a footstool in front her, she calls Asa over to LIFT HER LEGS so she can take a pic.
Imagine. "Honey come lift my leg, I'm too fat." I would never!
 
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MizBeaverhausen

GeorgiaP said:
Today I was assigned to make a dip for thanks giving so I chose this BLT dip I had at a potluck once. It was amazing. Well I feel like I’m P now. the dip is basically just sour cream, cheddar cheese, Mayo, cream cheese and bacon…..
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You forgot the ranch dressing packets
 
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RocketQueen

MizBeaverhausen said:
You forgot the ranch dressing packets
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And I bet that somehow, even on Thanksgiving she incorporated that crap into the meal. I've never seen someone so in love with that stuff!!

I am currently in post-meal stupor. I eat very little carbs or processed foods in my daily life, its the easiest way for me to stay at my ideal weight. But I do indulge on holidays and other special occasions. Everything was delicious, but my SIL's homemade yeast rolls were the star of my show today. She even made a creamed honey butter. I felt like Big P every time I buttered a roll!
 
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Cardinal Rule

bready said:
Ok well the "B" part I understand...but what do the "L" and "T" stand for? Lactose and trans-fats?

But don't worry...as long as you didn't put Hidden Valley ranch in it, you've got nothing on P.
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@bready: BLT = Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomato. Most often in a sandwich of toasted bread with mayonnaise.
 
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deftones34

Piggy has ruined cheese for me! Whenever I have some, I think of her droopy face and don't want to eat anymore.
 
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