Does he work anymore 
- Status
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
Perhaps heās got a new job with Avon and heās trying to gauge how receptive his followers would be to signing up for mascara and foundationDoes he work anymore
THIS!!
His pathetic attempts to try and look like he has any understanding of feminism, are laughable.
Stay out of our conversations Fodney - you gave up your rights to participation in them when you sold your daughters privacy and dignity for a Hotpoint washing machine.
He should work more, on getting in the bleeping bin.Does he work anymore
I feel @Axatogrind should be all over a photoshop on thisPerhaps heās got a new job with Avon and heās trying to gauge how receptive his followers would be to signing up for mascara and foundation
I haven't seen our @Dogmuck on here recently. I hope she is OK.
Last edited:
Was just thinking the sameHe should work more, on getting in the bleeping bin.
I feel @Axatogrind should be all over a photoshop on this
I haven't seen our @Dogmuck on here recently. I hope she is OK.
Perhaps dogmuck was secretly a member of the Hooper #tribe. 
A clip of another insta father doing the rounds on Tiktok has cropped up. He was asked āhow he felt about the pdos watching his videos and using his children he said "I dunno I mean it's an odd question I mean is it such a bad thing".
Wonder what Fodster would say.
A clip of another insta father doing the rounds on Tiktok has cropped up. He was asked āhow he felt about the pdos watching his videos and using his children he said "I dunno I mean it's an odd question I mean is it such a bad thing".
Wonder what Fodster would say.
Last edited:
Already did something along those lines a couple of years ago when he dabbled in makeup beforeI feel @Axatogrind should be all over a photoshop on this
Iām alive and well thanks for enquiring @LuBiLu - been busy on my āreno journeyā and Jack Monroe thread - pop in occasionally to see youāre all behaving yourselves, I see the little monkey @rainbowlemon is still playing upā¦on the naughty step for you lady!
Hope you all had a lush Easter and are enjoying the lovely spring weather
OT FOD is still a dick head!
Hope you all had a lush Easter and are enjoying the lovely spring weather
OT FOD is still a dick head!
Drama is my middle name. 
Can you tell us what you went for with your reno? I can picture it now:
A be kind poster as the centerpiece with a Ā£500 lampshade hung above. Divine savage wallpaper on the ceiling to accentuate the third kitchen?
Can you tell us what you went for with your reno? I can picture it now:
A be kind poster as the centerpiece with a Ā£500 lampshade hung above. Divine savage wallpaper on the ceiling to accentuate the third kitchen?
Doing our bedroom, dressing room and ensuite - hereās my IG inspoDrama is my middle name.
Can you tell us what you went for with your reno? I can picture it now:
A be kind poster as the centerpiece with a Ā£500 lampshade hung above. Divine savage wallpaper on the ceiling to accentuate the third kitchen?
Just came on to say exactly this.
How can he even think it is normal to write that about his child on a social media post?
I'm truly baffled by it. I think that is up there as one of worst comments he has ever made. Sickening.
His account just comes across as a monologue from someoneās dull and arrogant husband that you are end up being bored by at a party and canāt get away from. āYeah, Iām doing a LOT of cycling at the moment, doing a charity event. Yesterday I marked up 50km. Donāt really understand why women feel the need to wear make up - my wife always looks natural, even it does take her two hours to get ready, women, eh????!ā.
Have to say though, having thought about it, that if that dull man told you he lived in a āhouse full of vaginasā youād make a very speedy exit from the kitchen.
Have to say though, having thought about it, that if that dull man told you he lived in a āhouse full of vaginasā youād make a very speedy exit from the kitchen.
Last edited:
This is the perfect description of Fod, absolutely spot on!
Heās the one mansplaining to you about everything thatās happening.
Eye roll and swift exit.
Christ imagine bumping into him at a party! All that youāve mentioned, plus constant āfunnyā stories. And no doubt references to his Instagram following. With mentions of his previous alignment with the celebrity circles 
Poor twinnies.
Just when you think he can't sink any lower, he will always find a way to surprise you further.
Heās also got a video up from when one of them was younger and you can see the top of her bottom. Comment goes well with the potty pic, bath robe pics.
Found this old advert with Currys.
Currys - Clemmie and Simon Hooper
We were asked by Currys PC world to work with respected influencers, Clemmie and Simon Hooper to showcase a number of products.
mustard.film
Last edited:
TL;DR - their en suite has some design flaws and is a bit tit tbh.
That en suite gets worse every time I look at it. I think the MAHOOOSIVE double basin installation might be my most disliked feature and one of the worst designed elements of the whole house, and that's saying something.
If you're having double basins you need PLENTY of room for them to fit comfortably, and for both users to have circulation space at the same time without getting in each other's way. If you're going to be doing your bathroom activities at the same time often enough to need two basins, then there needs to be space for the toilet to have its own room/cubicle or at least be screened.
How does the person on the right access the hand towel someone is using the basin on the left? Do they have to keep their everyday essentials like toothbrushes and facecloths in the drawers below? How does the person on the left easily access their drawer if the right basin is being used?
I see in @Dogmuck's pic they've also squeezed in a pedal bin and it looks like they have to reach under the basin for the toilet roll judging by the half-used one there. Too cramped to have a holder on the wall with the toilet six inches from the wall? And is the giant, bottom-heavy pink unit another kitchen leftover because it sure looks like one?
Wouldn't a single basin with larger countertop area be so much better for the available space? Less to maintain, breathing space as you do your routine, and more privacy with one person in that area at a time, etc.
Look at those mirrors touching (or very slightly overlapping) the top of the backsplashand they're not properly centred either. How can they have signed off on that? 
That en suite gets worse every time I look at it. I think the MAHOOOSIVE double basin installation might be my most disliked feature and one of the worst designed elements of the whole house, and that's saying something.
If you're having double basins you need PLENTY of room for them to fit comfortably, and for both users to have circulation space at the same time without getting in each other's way. If you're going to be doing your bathroom activities at the same time often enough to need two basins, then there needs to be space for the toilet to have its own room/cubicle or at least be screened.
How does the person on the right access the hand towel someone is using the basin on the left? Do they have to keep their everyday essentials like toothbrushes and facecloths in the drawers below? How does the person on the left easily access their drawer if the right basin is being used?
I see in @Dogmuck's pic they've also squeezed in a pedal bin and it looks like they have to reach under the basin for the toilet roll judging by the half-used one there. Too cramped to have a holder on the wall with the toilet six inches from the wall? And is the giant, bottom-heavy pink unit another kitchen leftover because it sure looks like one?
Wouldn't a single basin with larger countertop area be so much better for the available space? Less to maintain, breathing space as you do your routine, and more privacy with one person in that area at a time, etc.
Look at those mirrors touching (or very slightly overlapping) the top of the backsplash
He'd definitely show you his cocknballs calf muscles as well...Christ imagine bumping into him at a party! All that youāve mentioned, plus constant āfunnyā stories. And no doubt references to his Instagram following. With mentions of his previous alignment with the celebrity circles
- Status