Father of Daughters #52 Is ruining this house now his full time job?

[rainbowlemon]

Oh man to go from Boden to that dress.

I’ve always thought she was a beautiful woman, but it does nothing for her.

They could also hire a professional photographer to do their photos as it makes a HUGE difference. If I had been their agent they could still have been stars right now.

 

[OhMyWord]

Wonder how many hours and photos to friends it took Clemmie "woman of standards" Hooper to put this outfit together?

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I wonder if she sent the photos to ST as she’s off in The Algarve with the magazine for a photo shoot. Maybe the fashion editor gets to weigh in Clemmie’s fairly basic dress and coat combo too?

 

[Instashamous]

I’m a broken record but I’ll say it again..

Have a day off FOD I’ll eat my hand if people are asking where her outfit is from. Those colour block trainers, a gingham pattern maxi and fleeces have been everywhere the past 6 months. She’s not at the precipice of exciting new trends.

Now I’ve started writing I’m even more wound up that she keeps appearing on his insta and they’re (cos it’s definitely not just his doing) positioning her as some sort of fashion/Beauty influencer.

 

[Runninggirl]

I want to know why his daughter and friends were needing to be doing their photos at 12.45am? Is it not annoying the neighbours because I can’t believe they aren’t making some noise. Surely they could have done it earlier in the evening?

 

[LuBiLu]

Why does he feel the need to tell his kids to shut up?

Maybe they should say piss off next time he shoves a phone in their face.

I want to know why his daughter and friends were needing to be doing their photos at 12.45am? Is it not annoying the neighbours because I can’t believe they aren’t making some noise. Surely they could have done it earlier in the evening?

I doubt they were. He just makes up random crap for content. They probably did it earlier in the evening, but he wants to big himself up as this amazing father.

In reality he is just a twit.

 

[bluekoala]

He looks so gaunt and I’ll

He’s got his training schedule and diet completely wrong

I think he is going to find the big ride at the end a shock



Ill not I’ll - stupid predictive text

 

[houseofhoop]

I bet he made that bracelet thing himself for content. twit.

 

[Miss Anne Thrope]

Brilliant first post here @Ro98, welcome!

He's moaning about having to stay up to take down a laptop and projector for his eldest and her friends. I don't believe they couldn't manage that themselves if he'd shown them what to do?! It's not exactly rocket science? Imagine creeping on your teenager and their friends, filming them through the window. Is that even his daughter he's shown in the clip? Doesn't look like her to me, but I could be wrong.

I know we shouldn't judge on one picture, but they all look thoroughly miserable in that pub photo. Like there's been a falling out

Wonder how many hours and photos to friends it took Clemmie "woman of standards" Hooper to put this outfit together?

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So unchic imho. She dresses like a giant toddler. As does her nitwit pal DLAM.

 

[houseofhoop]

So unchic imho. She dresses like a giant toddler. As does her nitwit pal DLAM.

Giant toddler!! Laughed so much at that!!!!

 

[Hatchet_job]

@Axatogrind can we please add the 1p off the petrol to his list of gifts/ads? It might help to show his relevance

 

[rainbowlemon]

@Axatogrind can we please add the 1p off the petrol to his list of gifts/ads? It might help to show his relevance

Also the x52 snickers from the cleaner.

 

[Emmadale]

She’s wearing a fleece isn’t she? I don’t think I’ve worn a fleece since 1998!

 

[infragram]

He really needs to lay off of the massive blurbs under his posts. He tries to write these massive poetic screeds but he cannot write for tit.

Or spell, for that matter.

Go away, you absolute bombscare of a man.

She’s wearing a fleece isn’t she? I don’t think I’ve worn a fleece since 1998!

Ohhh … don’t knock fleeces! They may not be chic but they are oh so warm and cosy. I love a fleece

 

[Emmadale]

He really needs to lay off of the massive blurbs under his posts. He tries to write these massive poetic screeds but he cannot write for tit.

Or spell, for that matter.

Go away, you absolute bombscare of a man.



Ohhh … don’t knock fleeces! They may not be chic but they are oh so warm and cosy. I love a fleece

Sorry, I should have said I wasn’t knocking the fleece….but it seems she’s trying to get back on the insta gravy train as a fashionista. I can’t imagine so many are messaging Sly asking where to buy a fleece and a gingham tatty looking dress!

 

[Patrickthewonderdog]

She looks bleeping tit! Overgrown toddler is about right - it’s about the most un-chic outfit around. I hate the massive trainers & dress look on an adult - it just makes you look like a try-hard (which is exactly what she is)

 

[houseofhoop]

Think I might message him to ask where the grotty trainers are from

 

[skronkywildcat]

The bin outside the Mind shop

 

[Bizziebody]

Looks like a maternity dress from the 80s

 

[Axatogrind]

#throwbackthursday

"it's made with something called staysoft, which means that it stays soft"

 

[Miss Anne Thrope]

Think I might message him to ask where the grotty trainers are from

Can you ask him where the cutesie, frilly socks are from? As a fully grown professional I desperately need them to complete my outfit - I've put my hair in bunches, fished out my OshKosh dungarees and put my work in my old Kipling Backpack. Off to the office now, girls, laters!