I wonder if she will make a comeback…
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Dogmuck - if i havent told you before - then i apologise but i blimmin love you!I’m guessing she’s just lost weight through exercise and diet (that’s been said by FoD) and that in turn has thinned down her face, plus the fact she’s been publicly humiliated, can’t click her fingers for freebies, has to work, dealing with teenage (rebel) daughter, M’d diabetes, two (imho) troubled twins, has lost the smug grin off her chops and more importantly has to live every godawful day with that hole Sly…is taking its toll on her youthfulness. Also I think women go through a bit of a dip pre-40s then the va va voom comes back (spoiler then it leaves again about 50)
Shopping, booze, quick look at some tit art to appear a bit cultured, stay in a hotel that looks exactly like your own house, bleeping nightmare fry-up and assorted soulless chain restaurant steez. Drive of death from Ramshite to Bristol. Well done everyone. 0 Oliver Bonas trinkets out of 10.
Curiosity got the better of me and I managed to get used copies of both their books for little more than the cost of postage.
I've flicked through them a little bit and read a few random passages.
I'm already regretting it
I've flicked through them a little bit and read a few random passages.
I'm already regretting it
I think we need a word with you in the Tattle Office, bring a union repCuriosity got the better of me and I managed to get used copies of both their books for little more than the cost of postage.
I've flicked through them a little bit and read a few random passages.
I'm already regretting it
@Axatogrind invoke the mental health policy. You need therapyI think we need a word with you in the Tattle Office, bring a union rep
I did it FOR ALL OF US 
For example we all knew about the leather jacket, but did we know about "having some proper hand action"?
For example we all knew about the leather jacket, but did we know about "having some proper hand action"?
Was it written by Lad Bible?I did it FOR ALL OF US
For example we all knew about the leather jacket, but did we know about "having some proper hand action"?
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Also I'll be looking for fun and imaginative ideas for disposing of the books after we've finished using them for reference, because no way are these forming part of my book collection on an ongoing basis
I did consider glueing a couple of the best Amazon reviews into the inside covers and putting them into a community library.
I did consider glueing a couple of the best Amazon reviews into the inside covers and putting them into a community library.
I want no part of this. I’m calling your close family member to come and collect you immediately. Take some time off, Tattle will get you all the help you need.I did it FOR ALL OF US
Imagine getting a book deal and getting paid to write "take a picture of your bump"', "moisturize" and "get a massage and a leather jacket".I did it FOR ALL OF US
For example we all knew about the leather jacket, but did we know about "having some proper hand action"?
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This is at best a column in glamour magazine.
Here's the other half of that "treat yourself" section, which mentions jetting off for a long weekend under the "book a date night" bullet point, and talking to your partner about things other than e.g. home improvements or buying a new car.
One of the things that's cropped up time and again is how the book made some women feel like tit about themselves, and it's easy to see why. While I agree with treating yourself if you can, this section casually makes reference to spending hundreds or even thousands of pounds on top of your direct baby-related expenses, at a time when many expectant parents are going to be worried about money.
"Your partner may get jealous" seems a bit foreboding for a treat yourself section, but perhaps this is covered in more detail elsewhere....
Edited to add: Forgot to say actually sadly things might not be "ticking on by just fine" for everyone, and it also might not be a "peaceful time".
One of the things that's cropped up time and again is how the book made some women feel like tit about themselves, and it's easy to see why. While I agree with treating yourself if you can, this section casually makes reference to spending hundreds or even thousands of pounds on top of your direct baby-related expenses, at a time when many expectant parents are going to be worried about money.
"Your partner may get jealous" seems a bit foreboding for a treat yourself section, but perhaps this is covered in more detail elsewhere....
Edited to add: Forgot to say actually sadly things might not be "ticking on by just fine" for everyone, and it also might not be a "peaceful time".
Showing her white ,middle class privilege right there in bucket loads
I certainly didn't find things 'ticking along just fine", due to 2 previous miscarriages and certainly couldn't contemplate swanning off somewhere for a minimoon
May I suggest....Also I'll be looking for fun and imaginative ideas for disposing of the books after we've finished using them for reference, because no way are these forming part of my book collection on an ongoing basis
I did consider glueing a couple of the best Amazon reviews into the inside covers and putting them into a community library.
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Yea this hun.I want no part of this. I’m calling your close family member to come and collect you immediately. Take some time off, Tattle will get you all the help you need.
I can see this was a desperate cry for help and whilst it's #okaynottobeokay, we want you to have the support you need to get back to being your sparkly #trueauthenticself.
The things we do for love.
That amazing on it's own is bothering me. Please put trigger warnings.
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Also I'll be looking for fun and imaginative ideas for disposing of the books after we've finished using them for reference, because no way are these forming part of my book collection on an ongoing basis
I did consider glueing a couple of the best Amazon reviews into the inside covers and putting them into a community library.
Axa... are you actually Glen? A long-term mole... Glen?Curiosity got the better of me and I managed to get used copies of both their books for little more than the cost of postage.
I've flicked through them a little bit and read a few random passages.
I'm already regretting it
"managed to get a few copies".... from MY OWN BOOKSHELF.
"Let's read them altogether, I'll put my leather jacket on."
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