Father of Daughters #49 Consumerism doesn’t equal happiness. Go count your kitchens.

[Dogmuck]

Holy sweet Jesus has anyone else seen his recent stories? Begging for content ideas he can rip off is bad but fml he wants to embrace woke Fod and talk about toxic masculinity is he fexking trolling us? Seriously, the man is the epitome of toxic masculinity, not least for using his “vulvas” for content, but someone mentioned just up thread (think it was Skronky) the shade he was throwing on Clem about the trampoline. Every opportunity he gets is either putting women down, using them for content or conforming to male stereotypes (see rugby, beer drinking, at cost of women’s things to name just a few). He’s desperate to get all over this men’s health/mental health, open man shiz, but he’s forgotten his followers are predominately bots women who ohhh and ahh over his daughters/wife and manliness diy gigs. He only need look at the interaction he got from his men’s health posts to see that he has zero chance of monetising adopting this persona. Also IG is still very female dominated so he should stick with the 1920s man that gets him the fawning he so desperately craves.

 

[Axatogrind]

Hi Simon! I noticed your fundraising page is still active despite the posts on here recently.
Have you been in touch with those who donated, as per the fundraising site's guidelines?

 

[Dogmuck]

Phone looks like it's been put on a table with a timer lol. I'm not a professional photographer but wouldn't the photo angle be higher up if a friend took it and less waist and legs unless the friend bent down to get a good angle?

66 comments on that photo though. That’s a photo with SAINT CLEMMIE on it and there are only 66 comments. Seems the Huns are bored of their own “miss clemmie” comments and the porn bots have packed up their tiny g-strings and emojis and headed back to Russia too!

 

[Emmadale]

He is such a dick

Next thread title Simple but true!

 

[Coffee-Addict]

“ can you tell she is an health worker “ - no still looks like a lying racist troll to me who is desperate to claw her way back into the spotlight

 

[Axatogrind]

"We've all moved on, haven't we, from stereotypes?" - Simon Hooper, November 2021.

 

[LuBiLu]

Glen is back on his grid, and he is back to moaning about his kids.

This time he is moaning about reading with them.

Quite happy to spend years forcing them to perform for his own financial gain, with captions of adoration and how wonderful it is having 4 daughters who lined his pockets.

But when it comes to spending 1:1 time reading with them or days out where he isn't gaining financially, he does nothing but moan about them.

He is a vile cretin.

 

[Emmadale]

I really have to start deleting screenshots, appalled that this came up on my Timehop! I remember it as he’d staged the twins at his bedside with calpol when he had an ‘adult headache’ and tried to make out they’d just bought things to him…sure Jan!

 

[FrannyGallops]

Having said all that in my PP, and I do think they both want her to return to IG, she’d do well to reflect on what’s happened in the interim since her departure. She’s looking good, she’s lost weight and she doesn’t look particularly unhappy. Meanwhile FOD, who’s been ploughing on as normal, has aged about 40 years and looks like something you’d find in a bin bag someone has abandoned under a bridge.

 

[Axatogrind]

Surely one of the most embarrassing things at a fancy dress party would be to repeatedly have to explain the concept of your costume to other people while their eyes glaze over and they mutter "oh, right..."

Why do I feel like this needs an M&S logo on it?

 

[LuBiLu]

Can he do how to sink an influencer career next?

Nah, he left that to Glen, and she absolutely smashed it!

Bet it killed him writing (not an Ad) on that trampoline post. We all know how hard he begged for a freebie trampoline.

 

[Dogmuck]

Is it the same neighbour where he built the lean-to with no gutter that would divert rainwater onto their drive and didn't give a shit about it?

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This tells me absolutely everything I need to know about Sly. Such a privileged selfish unt

 

[Dogmuck]

I only dip in and out of this thread as I can not keep up but why is Clem called Glenn?

Hun this is the slowest thread on Tattle these days, it’s so slow we often have to talk about supermarkets, weighted blankets and HRT.

Clemmie got called Glen because it was an autocorrect of Clem and we loved it so it stuck.

 

[Rosieee]

There is a servant quarters in their house . The megalomania of these 2 is hilarious.

 

[EddieBeds]

The truth is out there!

I find it incredible that people are still using the ‘but she was being trolled/bullied herself’ to excuse her racist behaviour. Pretty sure we have the receipts to show she was posting on Cash Carraways thread long before the MOD thread let alone all the other shady shit she was doing on SM.

I’d like to say I’m shocked people can’t see the truth when it’s right in front of them but I guess it goes against a lot of their (likely middle class given her demographic?) pearl clutching sensibilities that the racist could be in their midst and not some white male thug stereotype the press present.

 

[Axatogrind]

I think that's their neighbour's house.....they must love having a trampoline so close to their wall!

Is it the same neighbour where he built the lean-to with no gutter that would divert rainwater onto their drive and didn't give a shit about it?

 

[Tattlingpineapple]

I got a new kitchen today (in the kitchen, not the dressing room) and FoD and his 4 kitchens were on my mind all day. I'm exhausted now.

 

[Rosieee]

Fuck no he didn't. They have to be fast you tard because they have to make sure they process a certain number customers per hour. Just like KPI's in your "job". They couldn't care less about racing with snob ******* like you. God he infuriates me. Please FOD I know you're desperate but don't start using working-class people for fun.

 

[Axatogrind]

Also why isn't ITN concerned about the privacy and safety of a very identifiable child who isn't of an age to give informed consent or understand the potential consequences of their medical information being broadcast?

 

[Rosieee]

The business of popping kids on Instagram.... this is freaking me out. Not FOD related but same use of kids as business tools.