Father of Daughters #48 Selling kids and now credit, no longer a human family chronicle

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Not all his bots are impressed 😂😂😂

Sorry for the bad photo quality . I took a pic of a friends ipad
Hahaha! Go The Frenchie called Buddy! I bet that stung! 🤣. She is a b*tch and the biggest mean girl out there. Her Tattle scandal is proof positive.
 
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So flicking through my Bravissimo catalogue that arrived this morning and they have a ‘Celeb’ model - Oti Mabuse. Somebody who embodies their brand a lot more than the likes of Glen. Surely no one will be gifting her bras?!

Also top tip I was given for washing delicate bras - wash them when you go in the shower then allow to air dry/line dry if they can’t go in the machine/tumble. I would also like to join the chorus of why are you washing all your bras at once but then I remember it never happened in the first place did it. They should exchange notes with Jack Monroe for making random tit up.

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I've just lifted my clothes out of the drier - weather isn't good or it would have been on the line. One bra in the dryer. Nothing fancy, cotton, not even wired. I don't believe he destroyed nine bras. You wouldn't have nine bras in the wash at once, unless you were possibly in the 'oldest profession', and nobody is stupid enough to put fancy, delicate stuff in the drier. But it's put me in the mood to treat myself to a fancy bra 😁


It's her mother's surname so not entirely random and perhaps she didn't want to always be compared with her father? Just saying, no criticism intended.
Plus she's a really good writer. I love her pieces in Vogue. And I love the doorways😋
 
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I would also like to join the chorus of why are you washing all your bras at once but then I remember it never happened in the first place did it. They should exchange notes with Jack Monroe for making random tit up.
I don't believe it actually happened either, so here are some possibilities:

a) they don't have a gram of critical thinking skills between them to make their stories at least vaguely plausible
b) they think their audience is just too bloody stupid to notice
c) people with inquiring minds are what the delete button's for
d) it was all FOD's idea and he doesn't have a single clue about realistic bra-laundering routines
e) what bra story - he was "hacked hacked"!
 
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Oooh yes pls would love to see 🤣
If I remember correctly, Scouse Rach was the one ripping FOD & MOD apart on Twitter. She was brutal but spot on. BM &GJ were in agreement and taking the piss out of them too. It made me lol as Clammie had previously been a bit sleazy desperate about Greg James.
Just checked and Scouse Rach's tweets are now locked.
 
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If I remember correctly, Scouse Rach was the one ripping FOD & MOD apart on Twitter. She was brutal but spot on. BM &GJ were in agreement and taking the piss out of them too. It made me lol as Clammie had previously been a bit sleazy desperate about Greg James.
Just checked and Scouse Rach's tweets are now locked.
Their comments around the time of MODgate inspired the title of thread 12 (“When I throw my wife under the bus, I always use National Express #ad #gifted”)

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Guess who?! Do you think this is a thinly disguised tout for free/subsidised life insurance?
Bella Mackie will be FURIOUS that he is showing her book on his "gram" she has publicly slated him re nternational Women's Day post...
 
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Bella Mackie will be FURIOUS that he is showing her book on his "gram" she has publicly slated him re nternational Women's Day post...
Using Bella’s book in BraGate might be a Clemmie’s way of giving her the finger?
 
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Woah bet he's truly smug now and glad he never gave up in 2019.

#dontstopbelieving

Bike
Drinks trolley
Natwest
Amazon
CBD oil
Dog lead
Baubles
Stealing ST's gifted cake

I never email. Think they will just say as usual "they do not condone racist behavior, but are dealing solely with him." Same as if the kids started a spin off.

Bella Mackie will be FURIOUS that he is showing her book on his "gram" she has publicly slated him re nternational Women's Day post...
I think any publicity is all good. Don't think she would truly care if it shifted even one book.

#Helloroyalties
 
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I never email. Think they will just say as usual "they do not condone racist behavior, but are dealing solely with him."
I always email and the responses from big brands they were trying to beg from via the house account are usually fantastic, I won’t name the company here lest they attack but one I’ll actively recommend to F&F as their CMO was hilariously and admitted they were aware and horrified by his repeated begs.

The smaller companies he’s promoting now either can’t afford the manpower to man their emails or don’t give a duck, they’re paying £200 a pop it’s not worth the grief so don’t bother with them tbf. If he wants to humiliate himself promoting cheap imported ebikes and CBD then he’s welcome to 🤷🏻‍♀️
 
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I always email and the responses from big brands they were trying to beg from via the house account are usually fantastic, I won’t name the company here lest they attack but one I’ll actively recommend to F&F as their CMO was hilariously and admitted they were aware and horrified by his repeated begs.

The smaller companies he’s promoting now either can’t afford the manpower to man their emails or don’t give a duck, they’re paying £200 a pop it’s not worth the grief so don’t bother with them tbf. If he wants to humiliate himself promoting cheap imported ebikes and CBD then he’s welcome to 🤷🏻‍♀️
So hang on, he’s actually proactively emailing companies asking for freebies?! Wtf!
 
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So hang on, he’s actually proactively emailing companies asking for freebies?! Wtf!
Sorry if that was unclear, they went through an era of tagging companies in their “plans” for the house clearly expecting an approach for #collabs #gifts etc. A few of us were proactively contacting those companies and ergo they got no freebies out of it and they stopped doing the outright begging.

I also always contact baby/kids brands I follow that still follow them to flag, you’d be surprised at how few people know what happened!
 
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I’ll contact Pure. They can’t claim she’s not involved when she’s in his bloody stories riding the bike!
 
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I'd like to see a bra brand trying to insist it's solely for Simon and nothing at all to do with Clemmie 😜
 
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Ahhh he is back, with throwbacks of the time they were aligning themselves in the celebrity world.

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And remember when this happened Sly?

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Not trying to start a conspiracy theory, but Alice's spelling mistakes look more like the work of FOD :LOL:
 
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