Multiple thread title possibilities hereHe's soooo fucking sanctimonious! Simon, the pair of you fucked the freebee garden reno, accept the bitter jibes from your racist wife it's all part of the guilt and resentment. When you're sober ranting in the third person about your domestics on social media you gotta take a good long look at yourself, no?! Cringe.
Also, it's got naff all to do with garden, she just doesn't like him lol
My husband can’t do shit, seriously he’s so shit at anything but spreadsheets and farting, the tools in this house our mine and I can do low level stuff like putting curtain rails and shelves up. The fact Mr Dogmuck fully accepts he’s crap means I don’t have to worry about him pretending he’s capable of stuff and making a pigs ear of it and he’s more than happy to have professionals in to do jobs and with that accepting the cost.It’s not a dig at my family ......... followed by a long arsed dig at clembot for fucking moaning 24/7 about how long the recreation of the Taj Mahal in the garden is taking and how she’s having to look after THEIR children whilst he plays with soil
I swear to god every ‘little 20 minute job’ my husband starts lasts 5 or 6 hours
This is the reason I would rather save and pay someone even if it takes a while because if I bloody hear “ measure twice cut once” one more time
Dogmuck, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again...are you absolutely sure you’re not my mum?? You’re literally exactly like her, even down to the way she speaks/writesMy husband can’t do shit, seriously he’s so shit at anything but spreadsheets and farting, the tools in this house our mine and I can do low level stuff like putting curtain rails and shelves up. The fact Mr Dogmuck fully accepts he’s crap means I don’t have to worry about him pretending he’s capable of stuff and making a pigs ear of it and he’s more than happy to have professionals in to do jobs and with that accepting the cost.
Thanks @Tell.A.Tale I'm gonna wear this like a badass sparkly crown sombrero all day!Multiple thread title possibilities here
Luke...I am your father (it was May 4th yesterday)Dogmuck, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again...are you absolutely sure you’re not my mum?? You’re literally exactly like her, even down to the way she speaks/writes
However you feel about Simon (and he’s still a clown, whichever way you look it) she’s the one who fucked up. I can’t bear him, but he’s slogging his guts out in the garden while she appears to be more concerned with doing yoga with the dog and whining that he’s not finishing it fast enough. There seems to absolutely zero remorse from Clemmie. It’s great to see it thoughCan you only imagine the rollicking he’s getting from her off the back of that post?!? Of the two of them I’d choose Simon over Her any day. What’s going on in that house to say it came to him making that post?!? It’s the children I feel sorry for...again.
How will they split THE sink and dressing room kitchen islandBet they’re both fuming they can’t afford a divorce
Thankfully they currently have an even number of kitchens - if they manage to get the utility room freebie we’ll be treated to a sustained custody battle for under sink storageHow will they split THE sink and dressing room kitchen island
Spreadsheets and farting. A unique and much coveted set of skills. You must be very proud.My husband can’t do shit, seriously he’s so shit at anything but spreadsheets and farting, the tools in this house our mine and I can do low level stuff like putting curtain rails and shelves up. The fact Mr Dogmuck fully accepts he’s crap means I don’t have to worry about him pretending he’s capable of stuff and making a pigs ear of it and he’s more than happy to have professionals in to do jobs and with that accepting the cost.
You don’t go to private school, university, job in the city, have four kids and then spend months digging soil and rubble, something a couple of labourers could sort out in a few days for a few hundred quid, for the chance to learn a new skill...hun digging isn’t a skill you really need months to learn, plus the amount of times you’ve had to dig yourself out of your and your wife’s insta Fuck ups over the last two years, you should be quite the expert in that particular skill set already. Just face it, you’re skint, you don’t like having to pay for anything, you don’t want to spend time with your family and you’re desperate for likes on Instagram, we know it, we see you. Someone call DIY SOS for pity’s sake.
That whole thing were they tried to pass it off as their own story and work was so bizarre, and out of order.I've just been looking at the Bounty Margate site. They did a huge amount to the house before selling it to the Hoopers. HUGE!!! And not a hint of a moan or begging for anything as all posts seem to have been published after the work was done. A very talented, understated couple.
Every daySpreadsheets and farting. A unique and much coveted set of skills. You must be very proud.
Did she even have an excuse? I remember the half arsed ‘apology’ for Alice’s actions but she didn’t even refer to her racism did she?There's quite a media / Twitter shitstorm today in Germany because of racist comments Jens Lehman, the former national goalkeeper made and I had to think of Clemmie.. His excuse is worse than hers... but at least he was immediately let go by the football club he is working for and also media outlets said they would no longer invite him...
Lehmann sacked by Hertha over 'racist' message – DW – 05/05/2021
Former Germany goalkeeper Jens Lehmann has been sacked by Bundesliga outfit Hertha Berlin after a message to former player Dennis Aogo was made public. Lehmann apologized for asking if Aogo was a "token Black guy."www.dw.com
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