Another oversized white dress which would be appropriate for the mother of the bride....and the hideous gilet. How to make another blunder outfit.
And the millionth white jumpers....the large plus size turtle neck.......waaaay to big !
And another white coat !!! Now that is a shopping
addiction if I ever saw one.
Then let's go back to summer with her green strapless way to big for her, gotta give her credit for going outside of her comfort zone with Emerald green. Great dress if it were only 3 sizes smaller and worn in the appropriate summer months.
Ohhhh the paisley -thingy-dress - the wickedly awfulness of it all. The Sound Of Music is playing in my ear......and of course the white gilet is back on with a vengeance. Of course we need 2 designer Valentino boots and a Chloe handbag with logos on display. Tacky.
And the fru fru pink Jammies
with the detachable feathers ( she is saving for her next holiday, lucky Chav ) why - Dear Lord- just why ???
Finding the Mento's in her pocket...teffers about to fall out again.
Lastly, why would her plastic friends be gifted beauty products? The ones she doesn't want. I would bet within a 100 mile radius I am quite sure there is a battered women's shelter or other appropriate down-on- their-luck women who would love to have those " pieces" (yuk I hate when she refers to her stuff as pieces)
But, no not our spoiled brat, she would never directly take a drive to a shelter on her own. She said that teeny tiny basket would go to some charity, but, you know those are empty ass words.
Dyson and her garden.....yaaawwwwwn !