Fashion Mumblr #20 I gave you PR and you sold it the next day on ebay

[meowcat00]

Hey! First time posting here... I have to say every time she puts on a pearly jumper, she looks like she's covered in warts

 

[Nope Nope]

Oh god we really don't need another School of Affluence.

Also really confused about the target audience for this - is she insinuating that her viewers need to be reminded of very basic manners even a child would know? Very patronizing.

 

[Hunevoque2]

I still do not understand WHY is this coffee table floating out there like an island? And the sofa is not big enough for the room as per usual! And this is like hells waiting room full of furniture that doesn’t work. Lol

edit- she planning to put the coffee table BEHIND the sofa!!!!! What on earth?!
Can’t help but giggle inside knowing she’s planning to have so many people over for Christmas she needs all this seating and bedrooms.

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What a mix mash of junk, ie things that don’t go together and why is that cushion trying to run away?
Hilarious the rows of sofas, is it a furniture shop?

 

[Twinkletoes974]

Christmas in the Flogswolds - day 19

*She says day twenty, caption says day 19. I guess that’s what happens when you can’t just vlog the day before like everyone else

*hopefully this Friday is her last day of work. Oh she’s posting the giveaway prizes.... she has chosen them, I’m guessing a list of 12 fake names that her friends have made up...

*Outfit of the day time. Leggings and a “comfy top” again. Anyone seen a beige dress recently?! Oh, this video is sponsored by Amazon! Of course... She buys boots from Prada yesterday but yeah, it’s really believable that she wears boots from Amazon.... at least she has a jumper with a bit of colour, even if it is brown...

*it’s time for the coach house! Chubby has moved in! WHO ON EARTH EXPECTED THAT??! Nice wreath on the door. Now for a tour of the eBay busines hub! I have to say, I do like how she’s done it up. You can tell it’s the mum’s interior decorating, not Josie’s. She’s done it nicely! Crikey, it’s rare to say something in praise when it’s to do with lady Josie.

*What’s all this “we did this”, “we did that”!!!! I don’t think you did any of it, darling. Stop taking credit. Your mum has made a tiny outhouse look much more homely and “lived in” than your entire vulgar Manor House does! Well done Lala.

*I’ll give £10 to anyone that can find me proof that she “buffed the floor up” herself...

*why does the new “perfect” bathroom look so much smaller than the old one??! Nice shower. It really does pay to not have little miss loose-teeth designing things doesn’t it.

*ok bit bored of the bathroom now, love. Let’s move on... nope, we’re still in the bathroom. Can’t hear what she’s saying so it’s pointless, but let’s have another look at those tiles....

*so if all her cast offs from Clapham I’m guessing most of Chibby’s furniture didn’t make the cut?? It’s probably on eBay as I type...

*she’s jealous of the bedroom. Yes darling, that’s because it looks like a normal, homely, lived in bedroom, not a snooty show-house room that looks like HO HO House threw up in it.

*oh good god they’re in matching outfits.

*Pesky nails keep getting caught in her hair. She needs to redo them. I mean, she got them done last week but I’m guessing this video is weeks old....

*Flogging more Amazon clothes. Yeah, I’m sure she wears bras from Amazon.

*time for another pink/beige jumper. Is it on eBay yet??

*they leave the heating on all the time. God knows how much the electricity bill is. I think we know why everything is on eBay quick smart. Darling has huge bills to pay....

*she’s heard that 52% of people will do their Christmas shopping this week, and because Amazon is pretty much the only place that will still deliver before Christmas, she’d better do a quick gift guide for all you lucky grateful people! What she really means is that because people are apparently going to be spending billions of pounds on Amazon this week she needs to get some affiliated links up quick smart! Can’t be missing out a share of the profits there. That underfloor heating won’t pay for itself now. But please remember that she’s just doing the gift guide for YOU. So be grateful.

*ahh there’s a link to her own Amazon buying list, incase anyone wants to see what she buys?!! ......anyone.....anyone at all......??? *tumbleweed*

*ooooh time for the thermomix!!! Wondered where that was. Not seen it for at least a day. Hang on, where’s the velvetiser??? Not seen that for a few days either??!

*Gingerbread ice cream in the thermomix. she’s using maple syrup instead of golden syrup... .

* egg-white (beige) omlette for lunch. She doesn’t know how to make it though. Where’s the house boy/chef when you need him?? No, seriously, where is he? She’s so dull on her own.

*That omlette looks revolting.

*tonight is her work Christmas dinner! Assistant no.1 is being taken for dinner. God help her. I’m guessing Assistant no.2 (Lala) is busy?

*Delivery time! She’s worked with Ecco apparently.... anyone remember that?? Look out for the gloves and slippers on eBay any time now... Hang on, rewind, how did she pronounce Hygge...??!

*Off to socialise again with another household. Tier 3 means nothing to her. I wonder how she will cope with London now being shut down in Tier 4.....?!?!

*lovely beige dinner at the pub.

great stuff, another cracker of a video darling!

 

[PettyBettyBoop]

First comment but long time stalker here
This last vlog is probably the worst I have seen of her so far, it summarizes everything that is wrong with her channel, the hoarding problem (not only hoarding but hoarding 100 items that look exactly the same), the absolute lack of fashion sense or inspiration, the mess and clutter everywhere, the lack of creative content in her vlogs, deaf tone of course, the greediness of not donating all these clothes and beauty products (and even old cellphones!) and add to the list this comment about her doggie!
This is not only a sad reference about a member of her family (to me my animals are part of mine) but also and most important is so disrespectful and ignorant about the autistic community!! She is associating autism with lack of intelligence?? This is really upsetting!

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OH MY F********** WORD!

This bitch really strikes a fucking nerve. LIKE REALLY hard with her ASD comments. She is beyond uneducated, rude, ignorant, and so forth. Someone with ASD does not make them less intelligent. On the contrary, there are highly educated professionals like doctors, engineers, speech pathologists, scientists who are on the spectrum. ASD is very personal to me and making a slight joke about it, is horrible. I don't wish ill on anyone but 2020 sucked and 2021 doesn't look like it's getting better. Maybe this year, she'll get hers.

 

[Juliexyz]

I find it quite incredible how so many of us here really liked her at the beginning , I mean to say that we had very similar experience. Just like @HungarianViszla wrote, I also used to think she was sweet and charming and quite lovely. She was my favourite YouTuber by far. I used to comment on every video to help her algorithm. My mind is too small to figure out how from that I came to disliking her so much . From all that I have seen so far in her videos she now gives me the vibes to be an absolutely awful person ... still smh in disbelief.

 

[lanathebest]

10 WARDROBE ESSENTIALS EVERYONE NEEDS DURING COVID IF YOU LOST YOUR JOB OR YOUR BUSINESS IS ON THE WAY TO BE CLOSED FOREVER AND YOU CANNOT EAT AND PAY YOUR RENT AT THE SAME TIME:
1) A LUXURY BAG, MAKE SURE IT IS A BAG YOU WILL LOVE FOR 5 YEARS 10 YEARS AND BEYOND BECAUSE THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS IN THE END !
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING FASHION MUMBLE

 

[Julia123]

Big virtual hugs to the tattlers around the globe who are not able to see their families this holiday season. We can do this! xo

 

[Evabee]

The fact she thinks she’s sophisticated is hilarious, she’s rude, arrogant, tasteless and borderline repulsive

I wonder what the people at Soho farmhouse must think of her? She’s put me off applying for membership

 

[lanathebest]

am i the only one who always skips when shee talks to her dogs cus it annoys the fuck out of me?

 

[Indiepop]

Hahahaha I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw her new post about etiquette. Would that also involve not mocking people for their incorrect grammar online? Especially when she can hardly spell herself. Or going up to other people’s houses to take photos without permission? Or trampling crops for the gram? Or throwing public hissy fits because your expensive exercise bike has been delayed?

Edit: or flashing designer brands with logos everywhere

 

[Ratatouille]

I stumbled upon Josie and Charlie by accident on YT. What a horrible pair, and what a bizarre series of Vlogs. What has made it worthwhile is finding these very entertaining threads. I’ve been lurking for a while and loving everything you all post. One thing I think you are all missing: Charlie is quite obviously a gay man. I am 45 years old and I have been out since I was 15, so I’d say I have a pretty decent gaydar... Charlie’s no het... And I’d say Josie hasn’t had a proper shag in a long time. She’s so up tight!

 

[lanathebest]

I can't believe she has a low table with a couch behind a couch

I just...

 

[Appleblossom]

oh no - its another Sunday roast. OK now I am getting sick of Sunday roast repetition!!! poor cow

I cook a roast dinner almost every Sunday, though pre-Covid we occasionally went out for one.
What makes her so precious and pretentious? Millions of Brits cook a Sunday roast.
Maybe, we should all take photos of our roast dinners and bombard her bloody stories!!
She is running out of ideas for her vlogs and how to portray a perfect life during a pandemic. She is just like the feckin rest of us and shouldn't pretend otherwise.

Her subscribers are creeping up but very slowly and are probably bought, many others I watch are jumping up by 10's of thousands weekly during the pandemic.
They have adapted to the situation, they have read the room and stopped doing hauls or PR, they have diversified.
Josie did try that but couldn't do furniture makeovers, she couldn't do gardening.. She only grew lettuce and herbs and ended up getting someone to cut her grass.
She tried cooking but only knows how to cook two dishes and she put me off them for life.
She tried to do tourist videos of the Cotswolds but she made one bloody video and it was full of mistakes.
She only knows how to sell and noone wants that right now.
Her greed has made her obnoxious and unpleasant.
Oops, that got long and ranty. Sorry!

 

[Twinkletoes974]

Here we go! Flogmas in the Flogswolds - day 22!

*it’s a Mac n cheese beige special by the looks of it!

*we begin with the irritating dog talk. Luckily doesn’t last long. She’s in her beige jumper and leggings again! Anyone seen a dress recently?! She’s still got some gifts to buy - maybe cos you only bought stuff for yourself on the shopping trip yesterday?!

*she is gonna do cleaning and tidying so we’re in for a treat! She’s also got LOADS of deliveries to open. Poor darling hasn’t had time to look at the latest load of stuff for ebay.

*oh, and we’re shilling those drawer stacker things again! Cos once wasn't boring enough. She also wants to do some baking and go for a walk. So tonight it’s dinner at HoHo - I don’t blame you darling, it sounds like an exhausting day you’ve got planned...

*flogging the Amazon boots and leggings again. So many ads in the first 5 mins

*out for a walk in the rain now. Charlie looks JUST like someone who googled “what to wear in the English countryside” and then bought all the ridiculous clothes and wore them all together...
Zooming in on other people’s houses -nice.

*back home now from the boringest walk known to man. They’ve just noticed all the windows look different. I mean, they’ve only lived there for 9 months.

*skipped through the dull garden yawnfest. Now it’s another dog bath. I’m guessing the walk/wash the dogs thing is the only content she can think of to film that isn’t an advert. Fast forward again... 🥱

*the velvetiser is back!!!! You know. The one that deffo WASN'T gifted! That one.

*more dog chat. Can someone wake me up when something vaguely interesting actually happens?? She must be short of stuff to promote today!!

*Ahh back to the washing machine. That’s not been advertised for a few days. She doesn’t know what the eco setting is. Wonders if anyone knows?? Hey you know what would know? The instruction book! But then I suppose you couldn’t have featured it on the vlog by doing that.

*more ugly uncomfortable looking chairs in the “entrance hall”. She’s done some unboxing. That’s a lot of stuff to cart over to the Moathouse or whatever it is that Chibby lives in... if anyone wants any cashmere socks they will be on eBay soon... Her mouth is watering at the food she’s been sent. Watch those teeth darling. They’ll slip out...

*she is wrapping gifts. She’s decided to stick bits of the garden on the wrapping. Lots of swallowing and teeth licking going on. Must be a bad-teeth day.

*ahhh some clothes to advertise.. wonder if they will have any colou- Oh. No, it’s white. Get those boots in the shot again in the mirror.

*so she’s about to make Mac and cheese. What happened to the trip to HoHo for dinner??

*another white top, this one with ugly pearls that makes her look like a granny. So exactly the look she was after . Annnnnd, another white top! God she’s dull. Anyway, look out for these 3 tops on eBay soon darlings!

*Ahh, she’s talking about her Christmas plans. ARRGHH STOP SWALLOWING THE SALIVA. God her mouth is annoying. They’ve got a lot of beige food to get through now. Doesn’t talk about what they will do for Christmas now. Probs cos they’re gonna rule-break.

*she’s just watered a fake plant.
(it does not look like a real plant)

*Mac and cheese time!!!! I mean, seriously, does this girl ever eat anything else??? And does she actually eat it??
dig at the house boy cos he needs the whole milk for a recipe. When will he learn his place?? She’s making a “festive” one today. Now she’s using the cheese that Charlie has done an ad with, so is this a hidden ad?? I mean, she wouldn’t give ANY company free advertising would she?? She’s adding cranberries. Interesting.

MORE SALIVA SWALLOWING.

*Chef-boy’s got a glove for grating things with. Secretly quite like that. He’s making a toastie. Am I losing my mind or is him talking about how to grate cheese the most interesting thing that’s happened so far in this vlog?

*Shes finally finished the #festivemacandcheese. The problem with madam being jealous of Charlie’s cooking and trying to compete is that it gets a bit dull when she can only make one thing.

It looks gross. Where’s all the sauce? Well that was a lovely 37’27

QUESTION OF THE DAY: why didn’t they go to HoHo for dinner??!

 

[Julia123]

OHHHHHHKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY Josie. You have lost ANY tiny sympathies I may have had.

What we saw the other day was on stories... with a SNOW FILTER... was NOT AT ALL THE FOOTAGE FROM THIS VLOG. I was expecting her to cut to show the stories but nope... it's a different camera and angle. So, she has shot this all 2 times... and likely uploaded the stories in the bathroom with a fricking SNOW FILTER while she waited for Charlie and then doubled down with the photos of her hand on the lock.

In the stories she was much more shaken and said he was a foot taller than her... . And then re-shot it for this Vlog with her vlog camera where she seems more rehearsed and said 6'6". And as everyone has noted... she's panning out to the street and ALL OF THE OTHER PEOPLE WALKING AROUND ARE ACTING LIKE NOTHING IS GOING ON and THEN SHE'S LOCKED HERSELF IN A DISABLED TOILET and won't come out until Charlie comes and gets her out of the bathroom. THEN after she leaves Starbucks... she shoots footage of the jewelry store and still... NOONE LOOKS WORRIED whatsoever. No-one is even looking at the police cars. Now I can understand maybe not wanting to get lost in the dark streets when you are not sure about if there are still burglars out there but.................................. my issue is more so with what I've seen her do today.

Karma is coming for you Josie... you are using someone else's terror in the jewelry shop for your own MONITARY gain... you've shot footage 2 times, likely on 2 different cameras and have had several days to think about the best way to handle this and you chose THIS attention/money grab and stuck it at the end of a giant AD. You could have been rightfully terrified at the sight of a man with a Machete and at the time of the first bad judgment call to be a news anchor you may not have known that he wasn't on a psychotic rampage, but you re-shot it and doubled down for money. Now you've REALLY shown us who you are and it's even uglier than we've seen before even with Pelaton and Farmer and others. Anyone else would have kept their loved one on the phone the whole time.... not filmed themselves and would have just sent a text to their mother or friends who may have been worried.

And another thing... you went to this town just to shoot content... you left your tier and put others in danger with your unmasked rule breaking ways.

 

[Allexie01]

Love your recaps! This one is spot on about the Ama-zn. She's realized she can prime delivery a bunch of stuff and then make a store to profit off of her last minute sheep. She's so transparent.

And those boots look so new...She's either a major liar about having them (big story about how much she wore them LAST year 2019 ) or she def wore them maybe one time for her last Ama-zn Xmas profiteering and had them in some unpacked box in her hoarders paradise (or noone wanted them on Chibby). . Then when she made her Ama-zn store she realized she could link them for sales. Remember her behind the scenes video last year where she strategically put on outfits for posts that had enough stock so she could make revenue? Though this may be "good business" from an earning standpoint, it totally undermines her as a truthful and authentic person showing what she loves even if not linkable... thus BAD business long term.

And can we talk about how many plastic pearl dangly earrings and rapper necklaces this woman owns that she wears together that do not work at all with each other or the outfits?!

No way have those boots ever been worn....the plastic tag is still attached to the left boot, (look closely!) and Charlie must be a bloody good boot boy if he can get those soles so pristine after one of her walks!!!!!

 

[Allexie01]

Here we go...today's vlog...'My Nightmare in Stratford upon Avon'. So, she was the hero of the hour alerting the police and now, as a potential witness to an armed robbery, she is plastering her involvement all over social media - possibly putting her safety at risk.....what a stupid woman she is.

Before we get into all that she tells us that she has bought a title for Charlie for Chrimbo.........speechless!!!!! (Surprised she didn't get him a personalised car number plate to go with it)

 

[E_Greene]

If I were Lady Josie, I’d be worried about the ‘single white female’ vibe simmering in Lydia’s Northamptonshire new build bungalow. Not to make light of the machete situation, no doubt it must have been frightening....BUT everyone else appeared to be milling around outside, going about their business after the person had been apprehended and she’d locked herself in a disabled loo...

 

[Newbieloubie]

Her style is just awful. Everything is oversized for her skinny body, always pairing it with boots, so first of all a big oversized dress with brown boots just looks weird , it would look so much better on someone who has more weight on their body and curves. But then pairing with a red oversized coat thats at an awkward length in contrast with the big long dress looks dress, bleh, she's wearing 3 colors, brown white and red, the cherry on the cake is her hats. The hats she picks in my opinion just look so bad, she always has a weird aristocratic colonizer type of vibe I cant really explain it but it gives me the yikes

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Totally agree.

Her fashion inspiration is some weird hybrid of Dynasty x Margot from The Good Life!!