"jumping" is a stretch, much like the material on that trampoline, stretched and hanging on for dear life whilst 10 ton T bounces on it. Her feet hardly move off it.I thought heaving herself into a transit was bad enough. Now we have her jumping around like an overgrown baby on a bouncer with Mark as her spotter
Falasious #3 fatlasious might be ready for the Easter bunny, but she’s only happy when she’s taking your money
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Omg I don’t know if I can bring myself to open my tik tokOh ffs she’s bouncing on a trampoline now with 6 stone wet through Mark geeing her on! I’ve seen it all now!!
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My eyes, my eyes!!If only she knew what her hype man was really up to. If she couldn’t get up off her seat how was she able to fulfil her childminder role? BTW, the size of her feet!!
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She looks like a space hopper
I’m new to this thread, I keep seeing people on this thread mention a side piece at mark’s work, is it a joke or have I missed something?If only she knew what her hype man was really up to. If she couldn’t get up off her seat how was she able to fulfil her childminder role? BTW, the size of her feet!!
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I think it's probably a joke he does not look like he has the energy.I’m new to this thread, I keep seeing people on this thread mention a side piece at mark’s work, is it a joke or have I missed something?
It must take him a month to recover when he’s climbed on her once a year and fought his way through the rolls
Altitude sickness afterwardsIt must take him a month to recover when he’s climbed on her once a year and fought his way through the rolls
I don’t think they have sex, in her last post she said that up until recently she couldn’t even get up from her chair by herself, but now she can wash her own feet and cut her toenails. No wonder Mark has a wondering eye.It must take him a month to recover when he’s climbed on her once a year and fought his way through the rolls
Pretty certain it’s a joke. But yes agree, if she couldn’t even get out of a chair then doubt they have much of an adventurous sex lifeI’m new to this thread, I keep seeing people on this thread mention a side piece at mark’s work, is it a joke or have I missed something?
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Nah, he has such a big nutritious lunch, I’m sure he can keep going for hoursIt must take him a month to recover when he’s climbed on her once a year and fought his way through the rolls
She’s like a chainlink ferry. He rolls on and rolls off 
What is she wearing? It's like a body bag with sleeves.If only she knew what her hype man was really up to. If she couldn’t get up off her seat how was she able to fulfil her childminder role? BTW, the size of her feet!!
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Oh god. That’s passed me byI don’t think they have sex, in her last post she said that up until recently she couldn’t even get up from her chair by herself, but now she can wash her own feet and cut her toenails. No wonder Mark has a wondering eye.
Why are all these heffas overgrown bloody toddlers?! Looks like a babygrow with a nappy, jesus christ
So she allegedly stayed the same (while rubbing her nose=tell-tale lying sign!)
She didn’t eat much at Easter?? Pull the other swollen cankle Big T!
She didn’t eat much at Easter?? Pull the other swollen cankle Big T!
Everyday is a treat day for big T. Perhaps she’d lose weight if she just had some toast for breakfast rather than a three course meal overloaded with eggs….And using a ridiculous tiny cup just makes her hands look even more monstrous.
I’ve barely got time to sling some bread in the toaster or muesli in the bowl in the morning. I always eat breakfast, but couldn’t stomach all these hot meals with several components first thing. Grim 
She’s starting to get a Becki Bison Jones pinky boner.
Absolutely agree. How does she put it all away. I’m surprised she doesn’t topple over with those tiny feetI’ve barely got time to sling some bread in the toaster or muesli in the bowl in the morning. I always eat breakfast, but couldn’t stomach all these hot meals with several components first thing. Grim
I cannot stand the way she speaks. I thought only Londoners spoke like she does. It is so lazy.
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