She attends one birth and wants to be a mid wife . Oh pleaseTo summarise: she isn't counting calories, she got slated for taking the fit bit and not doing the run or walk for breast cancer (made numerous excuses) gave the fit bit to her MIL. She wants to be a midwife when the influencer crap dries up, but she doesn't want to go back to college for 4 years (let's hope someone gifts her the qualification). She is drinking wine again, she only has two bags of washing left to do. Boring as paint drying