Faces by Grace #90 She's such a has been, the most absent mother I have ever seen

What should our name be?

  • The Barrys

    Votes: 6 1.3%

  • The Sausages

    Votes: 2 0.4%

  • The Meat Roses

    Votes: 18 3.8%

  • The Hohhies

    Votes: 23 4.8%

  • The Gimme Dahs

    Votes: 283 59.3%

  • The Terrific Ts

    Votes: 5 1.0%

  • The Allergics

    Votes: 4 0.8%

  • The Keepers

    Votes: 1 0.2%

  • The Gowlhunters

    Votes: 7 1.5%

  • The Lady Grays

    Votes: 85 17.8%

  • Her kids

    Votes: 16 3.4%

  • The Sausage Fingerettes

    Votes: 27 5.7%
  • Total voters
    477
  • Poll closed .
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usefullyuseless

Welcome to thread #90!

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Big congratulations to @Ggeeeeeeee for the winning thread title Your prize is a Women's Best co-ord set with questionable stains. De burst sausage look suits ye, hun

In honour of it being the 90th thread I've included a poll for what our collective name should be, as per your suggestions. You can only vote for one name so choose wisely

Recap of #89...

• The Sunday Times printed a small piece about your girl and her ASAI complaint. Grace's claims that Ireland's water is dirty were without proof

• More plates of food! Christ, how many times do we have to tell her: YOU'RE THERE TO ADVERTISE SOMETHING, NOT SHOW THE FREE LUNCH!

• More travel. She went to London with Dom for a Regatta junket. She decided to wear a different brand there and also record an ad for a third brand while there. Seriously, why are brands still inviting her to events

• Still no update on her role as a mental health ambassador for St Pat's

• After going viral on TikTok, Grace has uploaded some more content and it's been going really well
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• Jen's book was launched but Grace didn't acknowledge it on the day

• Grace participated in a training day at the gym. Her form was non-existent so expect an injury that will rule her out of minding her kids for the foreseeable

DON'T FORGET TO VOTE!

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cananyonetellme2021

I always remembered this but it has come back into my mind as I am in the situation now, but she had a Q&A (when she first moved into “forever home”) up and someone asked her for advice regarding getting finances together and she replied “Save!! Chris has a good job also!!” Looking back that screams her personality more than anything.. so rude/entitled. Like don’t have a question box up on such a topic people like to hear advice on!!!
 
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Beefcake-tits

I am wheezing at the poll i didn't even vote for my own suggestions as "The Lady Grays" actually nearly took me out
 
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usefullyuseless

Beefcake-tits said:
I am wheezing at the poll i didn't even vote for my own suggestions as "The Lady Grays" actually nearly took me out
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Can't believe how many votes there are. Lots of lurkers! Don't be shy, come say hi and tell us what Grace moment brought you here.
 
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jazzbot

Gimme dis and Gimme dah….
Moo-ve out me way de dogs ridin de cah

 
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work4aliving

Suppose we will see more baking before the week is out as she has to show her amazing mothering skills before she heads off again and misses Easter...oh wait sure H prob still in childcare and S in camps ...nothing wrong with camps but she has all the time in the world and actively avoids the kids ...
 
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jazzbot

Your girl will be flah ouh getting her chunky nails and eyebrows done. Pamper week ahead of de hens.
 
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jazzbot

Beefcake-tits said:
Your posts keep me coming back here everytime
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Haha awwwww or should I say ekkkkkkkkkk!

BTW I voted to be called “her kids”. I think the idea behind this is funny and very clever. We have so much in common with her kids

However I was torn between the Barrys () and the Gimme Dahs. Both made me laugh out loud. Jayus it’s so hard to pick!

Sausage fingerettes has me too
 
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AllTheGalz

Ahhhh here we are again! Thread 90! JUST BRILLIANT!!! Well done Gimme Dahs (that's what gets my vote anyway!!!)!
 
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Ggeeeeeeee

Awwwwee Gals, I don't know what to say. My very first thread title. I think that calls for a Gin (non alcoholic obvs cos I don't drink only on days endin with Y ) and a meah rose
And as for the co-ord...... I don't know what to say. Totes emosh babes xoxo
 
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Tubslife

Since seeing her flesh coloured women's best all I can see us a freshly waxed vagina with her head popping out. I mean she is a giant baby maybe it is a flash back to her actual birth day
 
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usefullyuseless

I voted for The Barrys. It makes me laugh every time I see it. I thought The Lady Grays would win, it was very popular when suggested!

The best thing about your girl is she's united so many funny people in one place to call out her BS. I'm proud of you all
 
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jazzbot

Hyacinthbucket2 said:
Delighted to have suggested "The Gimme Dahs" but defo couldn't take credit for whoever came up with it, was it you @jazzbot?
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No haha I didn’t make any suggestions actually. Too thick like your girl

Edit: it was either Jen who writes the songs or JoniM who writes the poems who I first saw doing that and it cracks me up. Did they create it?

I always visualise your girl stomping into events late looking a state, ignoring the products grabbing her goodie bag and tucking into de foo-ud. Rudely saying “Gimme dah” to event organisers. Once she’s full, off onto de next indulgence

Flashbacks to the days when I literally saw her come in and do that with my own eyes. She’d knock you out to get to the freebies

 
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opintionatedperson

jazzbot said:
No haha I didn’t make any suggestions actually. Too thick like your girl

Edit: it was either Jen who writes the songs or JoniM who writes the poems who I first saw doing that and it cracks me up. Did they create it?
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I went back to the last thread and the owner of suggesting the gimmie dahs was @Hyacinthbucket2
 
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