Congratulations @StopSayingObsessed, your thread title suggestion had the most votes.
Your non transferable prize is some of Greasy's left over face crea-um (don't ask her which brand, sure she's OBSESSED with them all) from her nightoime regime. She was going to rub the excess on her own neck but congrats she's going to slather it all over your face hun. #gifted
Very short recap:
Your girl has been working hard showing the Greasette's what a family woman she is. There's nothing more 'cuh' (cute) that watching a woman play with her kids through gritted teeth and videoing every movement her dog makes. On a positive note, we only had to endure one incident of the cat licking the dogs bollocks this week.
She's also hell bent on showing us Krispy is actually alive and sometimes even frequents his own home.
Grease is still getting up for her 5am gym sessions. We're not sure why she's bothering...
Your girl is back in the influencing game. Well sort of... She recorded an off the wall 'BE FRIENDS WIH PHILLY' ad which involved her sitting alone in her room stuffing her face with cheese and crackers. We tried to make out what she was saying as cracker crumbs flew at the camera but it was near impossible. In a HILARIOUS moment, your girl's camera fell over, she is bloody GAS... or is she just a thick lazy bleep who didn't bother to re-record her mistake?
She also blagged a last minute plus one invite from Dim to a face crea-um promotional event (we think), your girl's name was in lights (well, a blue biro) next to everyone else's printed name card. Awkward. This didn't stop Grease grabbing all the freebies and interrupting Dim who seemed to be making a genuine attempt to record content and you know, do her job.
Last but not least, her ANXIEHE is back (funny how this always happens when she has no trips or escape plans lined up). Grease posted a pity me post off the back of the drama and backlash for leaving her kids. Who the duck laughs and giggles through an anxiety flare? Your girl.
To summarise:
Ah heeyor, gimme dah
Your non transferable prize is some of Greasy's left over face crea-um (don't ask her which brand, sure she's OBSESSED with them all) from her nightoime regime. She was going to rub the excess on her own neck but congrats she's going to slather it all over your face hun. #gifted
Very short recap:
Your girl has been working hard showing the Greasette's what a family woman she is. There's nothing more 'cuh' (cute) that watching a woman play with her kids through gritted teeth and videoing every movement her dog makes. On a positive note, we only had to endure one incident of the cat licking the dogs bollocks this week.
She's also hell bent on showing us Krispy is actually alive and sometimes even frequents his own home.
Grease is still getting up for her 5am gym sessions. We're not sure why she's bothering...
Your girl is back in the influencing game. Well sort of... She recorded an off the wall 'BE FRIENDS WIH PHILLY' ad which involved her sitting alone in her room stuffing her face with cheese and crackers. We tried to make out what she was saying as cracker crumbs flew at the camera but it was near impossible. In a HILARIOUS moment, your girl's camera fell over, she is bloody GAS... or is she just a thick lazy bleep who didn't bother to re-record her mistake?
She also blagged a last minute plus one invite from Dim to a face crea-um promotional event (we think), your girl's name was in lights (well, a blue biro) next to everyone else's printed name card. Awkward. This didn't stop Grease grabbing all the freebies and interrupting Dim who seemed to be making a genuine attempt to record content and you know, do her job.
Last but not least, her ANXIEHE is back (funny how this always happens when she has no trips or escape plans lined up). Grease posted a pity me post off the back of the drama and backlash for leaving her kids. Who the duck laughs and giggles through an anxiety flare? Your girl.
To summarise:
Ah heeyor, gimme dah
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I am making a vomit inducing exception and using this word, only once) to have the support in titling #102. Cheers 
am sure this weekend will involve manifesting up a beach house while battering a sausage in the sand dunes 
That jumpsuit is working hard tonight.
