F1 Chatter #14

[Ultimate Lurkee]

Maybe McLaren wants everyone to view him as sexless. Which he kind of is to me. Meanwhile Pierre busy posting photos where he's basically half naked, snogging the face off a 20 year old

He's like a ken doll, pretty but there's nothing there

 

[Minttu]

Taking myself for a hot girl walk so I don’t have to go back to work so soon after my appointment how long can I get away with?

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I'd say, walk until your mind is cleared and then some more No time limit! Look out for falling branches from the trees too, they seem to be the scariest thing out there

 

[lucha.43]

definitely lots of work obstructions and potential for rugby boys (looking at the kit to the left) to appear so absolutely take an hour to be on the safe side!

I'd say, walk until your mind is cleared and then some more No time limit! Look out for falling branches from the trees too, they seem to be the scariest thing out there

Perfect, I’ll stay out here for the rest of the day I’ve passed so many dogs, it’s very healing

 

[Minttu]

Perfect, I’ll stay out here for the rest of the day I’ve passed so many dogs, it’s very healing

Valid excuse for the walk and why it took so long: Had to pet all the dogs

 

[Ultimate Lurkee]

Didn't realise he'd been a reserve for so long

 

[OOps2022]

So many good photoshops coming this season

I am already happy reading this

There's pda, and then there's PDA, this is definitely the last one. I don't care how old she is. I still feel like I'm #cronicallySingle by looking at the picture...

Nothing personal Kika but I know who she reminds* me of vibe wise: that girl from highschool that always always has a boyfriend and makes the world know (no matter time, place, name, everyone knows that girl who is never single)


*reminds, I know I don't know what her history is

Wow - that is some picture and not in a good way.
Missed all the fun being in bed early.

also have you guys seen the girl in Brazilian big brother claiming to have been with Lando in 2019? Who really cares but she’s went on the show claiming she is attracted to smart people. So a tv gossip type website have put up an article about it saying the f1 star she hooked up with left school at 16. Proper did him dirty implying he’s not smart. I’m a bit like wow that’s harsh.

I read he was even trending on Brazilian twitter!
Oh Lando
(that could make Lewis happy, If Lando gossip would overshadow his Brazilian winter hook up gossip)

 

[Albrouze]

Still love the photo Obviously, it's total cringe and I'm here for it I'm hoping the fact that he is seemingly very happy means that I won't have to spend the season watching disaster after disaster of a race while he mentally implodes. That's how it works, right?!

I agree about Lando and the Big Brother girl. Like why is that even a story. So they hooked up 4 years ago. Hardly groundbreaking news that a younger F1 driver will hook up with someone who will end up on Big Brother

Finally understood what Stewardle was about last night. I thought the thing that was explaining how to to play it were actual clues & was so confused when Vettel was the answer the other day Clearly can't laugh at someone on Big Brother implying Lando isn't smart.

 

[Ultimate Lurkee]

Still love the photo Obviously, it's total cringe and I'm here for it I'm hoping the fact that he is seemingly very happy means that I won't have to spend the season watching disaster after disaster of a race while he mentally implodes. That's how it works, right?!

I agree about Lando and the Big Brother girl. Like why is that even a story. So they hooked up 4 years ago. Hardly groundbreaking news that a younger F1 driver will hook up with someone who will end up on Big Brother

Finally understood what Stewardle was about last night. I thought the thing that was explaining how to to play it were actual clues & was so confused when Vettel was the answer the other day Clearly can't laugh at someone on Big Brother implying Lando isn't smart.

It took me a few goes to get it too, you're not the only one

 

[OOps2022]

Just had to make a phonecall to my old GP-office to get my journal transfered to the new one. I was hoping that one of the newer health secretaries was picking up the phone, but no, it was the one who has always been there. I've been at this office for my whole life, and she is such a unique person. It just felt wrong and wierd having to say that I've moved and switched doctors from there. It just seems so final.

So now I'm sitting here crying over the fact that I'm not going to that GP anymore Did not realise it would be that emotional for me
And I just saw that my new GP is quitting, good thing I haven't been there and seen him

Mintuu, do you know this Friends episode where Ross still sees his pediatritian? When I had Covid last winter and was coughing like crazy afterwards my main thought, seriously, was to go see my former pediatritian who treated me for pneumonia many times when I was a kid. In my covid and freshly post covid mind it was the only doctor I was convinced would know what to do. After not seeing me for more than 20 years ( coughing went away by itself, so my feeling was gone but I totally know what you mean

Taking myself for a hot girl walk so I don’t have to go back to work so soon after my appointment how long can I get away with?

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Nice view! I don't know how about you but for me walking is one of the most relaxing things to do. I hope you are enjoying it!

Btw I finished my meeting and I am sitting in my car reading tattle, avoiding work phone calls before I get back there

 

[miss_americana]

We haven't had Andreas comic sans captions for a while tbf. They better still be together, she's one of the few wags I actually like.

I agree that Andrea is Nando’s only redeeming feature .
And as a fellow user of comic sans I adore her stories .
My department laugh at me when I create lessons/resources for them because it’s always in comic sans. It’s a basic witch font and as a basic witch I love it

 

[Minttu]

Mintuu, do you know this Friends episode where Ross still sees his pediatritian? When I had Covid last winter and was coughing like crazy afterwards my main thought, seriously, was to go see my former pediatritian who treated me for pneumonia many times when I was a kid. In my covid and freshly post covid mind it was the only doctor I was convinced would know what to do. After not seeing me for more than 20 years ( coughing went away by itself, so my feeling was gone but I totally know what you mean


Nice view! I don't know how about you but for me walking is one of the most relaxing things to do. I hope you are enjoying it!

Btw I finished my meeting and I am sitting in my car reading tattle, avoiding work phone calls before I get back there

Haha, yess! I know the episode! It's such a wierd feeling, my whole family has been going there for my whole life

You take that Tattle break when you need it I was just about to open Tattle when I got a call on my workphone, I was just wrapping up for now (have another meeting tonight ), lucky for me, it was a quick call and nothing major

 

[Sc1909]

Stewardle 217 3/6

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Was quite pleased with myself today. Yesterday was not so good. Took me all 6 to get it and then felt like an idiot.

Spoiler: real life @lucha

@lucha.43 glad you took the walk. Looks a lovely morning. Very grey and wet here but went out myself for the first time in weeks and had a short walk. Meant to be at my work Monday and I’m like how am I going to manage that when I freaked out about a mile walk.

 

[OOps2022]

oh my God, I don;t now what to think and whether I am curious, happy, or terrified by these news
at least let it be a fever dream bigger than Miami


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bravissimo, Ferrari admin


I am afraid to read and believe rumours about good development results until I see Sharl and Carlos driving, so for now I am only looking at their entertaining content
PS I just looked at the replies under this twitter post, we are not the only ones to collect Sharl's reaction pics

 

[LaBlonde]

oh my God, I don;t now what to think and whether I am curious, happy, or terrified by these news
at least let it be a fever dream bigger than Miami

guys i will scope it out for us next week. i’m just hoping they’ve already got some kind of merch store there so i can spend absolutely all of my dollars might also just leave pamphlets with my face and phone number on them for charles, worth a try i suppose.

in seriousness, i cannot even imagine what it will be like. they had the hockey all star event in vegas last year and that was borderline theatre at certain points so i can’t imagine how ott an f1 weekend will be. but the money is there, it has the capacity to deal with huge international crowds….. the race itself is gonna be secondary to the spectacle.

 

[miss_americana]

oh my God, I don;t now what to think and whether I am curious, happy, or terrified by these news
at least let it be a fever dream bigger than Miami

If Miami had a fake marina with mermaids (and Ted sitting with them) I’m not sure what Vegas will do!
If they don’t have an Elvis impersonator signing the
National anthem it’s not enough of a fever dream for me

 

[Ultimate Lurkee]

If Miami had a fake marina with mermaids (and Ted sitting with them) I’m not sure what Vegas will do!
If they don’t have an Elvis impersonator signing the
National anthem it’s not enough of a fever dream for me

With Britney Spears and Adele doing backing vocals

 

[1millionjellybeans]

oh my God, I don;t now what to think and whether I am curious, happy, or terrified by these news
at least let it be a fever dream bigger than Miami


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I think the theatre of it all will be....quite something but the race itself will be tit. Sadly that's the way things are going right now....all style, no substance. I wish they could calm down on pushing it so hard and let the racing speak for itself but I'm old skool . Miami was hilarious last year because it was new and slightly ridiculous but unless this years race is epic, that shits gonna get old...only so many years you can laugh about a fake marina and police escorts to the podium. If they are having 3 races in the US, why not make them great ones.

 

[Minttu]

If Miami had a fake marina with mermaids (and Ted sitting with them) I’m not sure what Vegas will do!
If they don’t have an Elvis impersonator signing the
National anthem it’s not enough of a fever dream for me

Followed by another Elvis impersonator making sure that Yuki and Pierre get married before the race!

 

[miss_americana]

With Britney Spears and Adele doing backing vocals

And Britney going it’s F1 witch

 

[aidil]

@Blablabla29 TONGUE SOUP IS MY NEW FAVOURITE PHRASE Kika and Pierre will forever be known as French Tongue Soup now