Yeah, as if he'd pollute his body with any milk flavourings. Pure unadulterated fresh milk. Matches his milky white skin tone.
Erling Haaland
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So many things I love about Erl, but I always love his interviews
He’s so feckin’ cute.
Nice pen, Erl! 
He’s now one goal shy of what’s-his-ass from LFC’s record.
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He makes it look so easy (and it’s not). I’m in awe.
He’s now one goal shy of what’s-his-ass from LFC’s record.---
He makes it look so easy (and it’s not). I’m in awe.
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He’s incredible like how the hell does he do it 
Nice win today for your lads! I’m watching highlights.He’s incredible like how the hell does he do it
He is just vying for a hair sponsor.
I love him. I love that he’s a proud sky blue and he’s only 22! Future is so bright
He is pure sunshine.
His northern accent. Wish he spoke like that all the time hahahq
No baby Viking, no. This ain't it.
Have they all dressed each other today? This looks like a laporte fit
Yes, I'll help him take it all off.What a horrible colour. Why’s it so turquoiseHe should take it off
Maybe that's what it's about, he is subliminally asking me to come and rip all his clothes off. I'm on my way Erl!
Ooh my god he gets 865k a week!!!!!!!!
So man can afford better clothes than that turquoise tit! I'll take him shopping.
He could rail me senseless then buy me a Birkin
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Thats so funny haha
He’s worth every bit.
But this outfit…
Oh, Erl, honey. No.
It has been a bad day for outfit choicesHe’s worth every bit.
But this outfit…
Oh, Erl, honey. No.
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I can’t get our his little John impression. I need him to talk like that all the time
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Love Erl mocking Stones with an American southern drawl “Leeyuuuuv.”
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