He is actually unrealisti. I keep staring 
. I’d be coming out of a night with him with a bruised cervix and a sore throat 
. I’d be coming out of a night with him with a bruised cervix and a sore throat 
Erling Haaland
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I don't think I would be physically able to leave after a night with him
My body would literally be incapable of movement. I would need a recovery day before I could walk the door
My body would literally be incapable of movement. I would need a recovery day before I could walk the door
Jacky calls him Big Erl 
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I love how seamlessly he’s fit in with the club.Jacky calls him Big Erl
But he would totally look after you afterward
.That’s actually so cuteJacky calls him Big Erl
don't mind me
just wishing I was still on holiday instead of working on a research paper
not that I see any hot footballers where I spend my summers
just wishing I was still on holiday instead of working on a research paper
not that I see any hot footballers where I spend my summers
Easy to fit in when you’re as chill as our Erl.I love how seamlessly he’s fit in with the club.
i love his current hair but I wish he’d go to this style sometimes… that’s my favourite length on a man
Hahaha
They don't belive in us 
Naaah as if it’s got that many signatures. It’s gonna have to be debated now
imagine at city training, Peps like “Erling mate there’s a man from the government here to to check if you’re a robot”
imagine at city training, Peps like “Erling mate there’s a man from the government here to to check if you’re a robot”
If City don't win CL this year with Haaland, it's never gonna happen for them.
Happy to see this thread. I can’t decide if I think he is handsome or not, either way I absolutely would give him a go. I’m only 5ft so he’d make me feel like a tiny fairy or something.
Also would totally be up for a 3 way with him and Jack.
Also would totally be up for a 3 way with him and Jack.
I think him being so big is part of the appeal for us shorter people (I’m 5’2”) and seeing how easy he lifted John Stones who must be about 6’1”…
I’d want a three way with Haaland and Neves. Honestly my dream
I love his banter with Jack hahaha
Now I cannot get this image out of my mind!
These guys are awesome together.
His hair in this one 
Also I keep staring at his mouth. I love his lips and I’m also jealous of them
Also I keep staring at his mouth. I love his lips and I’m also jealous of them
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He does have amazing lips. I live in LA and all the ladies here who get them done would be super jealousHis hair in this one
Also I keep staring at his mouth. I love his lips and I’m also jealous of them
And jealous of his natural blonde hair!He does have amazing lips. I live in LA and all the ladies here who get them done would be super jealous
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